Posted on April 30th, 2007 by Felix Ker
In Singapore, we still get to see this sign.

In Malaysia, the sign will most likely be stolen by some drug addicts to sell as scrap metal.
That’s the difference.
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Posted on April 29th, 2007 by Felix Ker
Shareware/Trial/Demo - Usually sharewares expire in 30 days. The 30 days is the honeymoom period. A girl is usually considered a trialware until honeymoon period is over. Oh, yes, during the demo period, not all functions are enabled and you might see “nag” screens.
Spyware - A woman who enter your life without your permission and you won’t notice her until your friends ask you about her.
Freeware - A freeware in this case would mean that when out with the girl, she’ll pay for her share and you’ve just gotta pay for your own.
Opensource (Freedom software) -Â You want freedom as much as she can give. That means you manage her more than she manages you. She’s willing to let you change her (to a certain extent) and still performs what she has to. This kind of relationship can be quite challenging if you’re not able to edit her the right way; compilation errors can lead to break ups.
Public domain software - A girl who flirts and sleeps around with everyone. She belongs to everyone.
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Pay Per Use (Like arcade games, run by tokens) - You pay for each game. This applies to prostitutes only.
Correct me if I’m wrong, readers!
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Posted on April 29th, 2007 by Felix Ker
1 Rose - Love at the first sight; you are the one
2 Roses - Mutual love between both, deeply in love with one another
3 Roses - I love you
6 Roses - I wanna be yours
7 Roses - I’m infatuated with you
9 Roses - An Eternal love, together as long as we live
10 Roses - You are perfect
11 Roses - You are my treasured one; the one I love most in my life
12 Roses - Be my steady
13 Roses - Secret Admirer
15 Roses - I am truly sorry, please forgive me
20 Roses - Believe me, I am sincere towards you
21 Roses - I am devoted to you
24 Roses - Can’t stop thinking about you, 24 hours everyday
33 Roses - Saying “I love you” with great affection
36 Roses - I will remember our romantic moments
40 Roses - My love for you is genuine
50 Roses - Regretless love, this is
99 Roses - I will love you for as long as I live
100 Roses - Harmoniously together in a century; remaining devoted as couple till ripe-old age -
101 Roses - You are my one and only love
108 Roses - Please marry me!
365 Roses - Can’t stop thinking about you, each and everyday
999 Roses - Everlasting and Eternal love
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1 Love at the first sight / you are the only one
2 Mutual feelings
3 I love you
7 I’m infatuated with you
9 Together as long as we live
10 You are perfect
11 You’re my treasured one
12 Be my steady / Perfect love
13 Forever friendz
15 I’m really sorry
20 I’m sincere towards you
21 I’m committed to you
36 I’ll remember our romantic moments
40 My love is genuine
99 I’ll love you till I die
100 I’m totaly devoted to you
101 You’re my one and only
108 Will you marry me??
1000 Ready to open Roses’ store
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No wonder people get the wrong idea at times.
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Posted on April 28th, 2007 by Felix Ker
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Posted on April 28th, 2007 by Felix Ker
Here’s alittle updates:
I’m suffering from insomnia. Few nights ago, I laid on my bed, flipped and flipped and finally could sleep. I think I flipped till 3+ or 4+. It sucks the next day coz my head will be damn heavy. It’s been some time since I had insomnia.
I’m loving final year project (FYP). It’s fun. Not only that, timetable is flexible! Report in at 10, you leave at 3pm. Report at 8 and you leave at 1pm! Simple timetable right? Also my FYP mates are bunch of fun people. The only thing bad is no one push me to work faster (You guys see this, please push me. I need to be pushed to work double my speed).
Many of us did an IQ test. I beat Dexter. Zayyar beat me. Kelvin beat Zayyar. Aurelia beat Kelvin. Siyu beat Aurelia. Only till today we got to know actually Siyu has such a high IQ.
I’m going down to Photography Club to take a look at my friends. Wonder how they’re doing. Actually wanted to drop by on Thursday (before I gym), but I forgot my keys. So I ended up seating around SAC area surfing on my laptop.
I’ve been having dinner with Adolf these 2 days. There are so many things we can LOL about. Wanna know one or two of them? Drop me a msg on msn.
I just installed Ubuntu 7.04 on my laptop. It’s running fine, so far. I am just not used to the way MSN is.
Next Tuesday is Labour Day. What’s up?
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