By Felix Ker on February 15, 2010

The Bro Code is a living document which such is not yet publicly available in an unabridged volume. The original document is housed in a non-disclosed location, two stories beneath sea level in a vacuum-sealed bulletproof chamber. Re-printed here is a sampling of some of her articles. Learn. Live. Enjoy.

ARTICLE 1:
Bros before hoes. I cannot stress this enough. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.

ARTICLE 2:
Never drink the last beer, unless you’ve been granted specific permission that it’s OK

By Felix Ker on July 13, 2008

There are many forms of lottery buying in Singapore and Malaysia. In this guide, we’ll be covering topics on 4D (4 digits).

What is 4D?

“4D Game is a simple game of chance. It is simple and easy to play.”

Quote: Magnum 4D

How to strike 4D?

Let’s use an example Draw No. 2724 (Singapore Pools).

For example, I bought:

4636 BIG $1 SMALL $1

6535 BIG $1 SMALL $1

9999 BIG $1 SMALL $1

In this draw, 2 of my numbers won prizes.

4636 won me the starter prize. For starter prizes, every BIG $1, you’ll be paid $250. As for SMALL, you get no winnings. That goes the same for Consolation; SMALL only applies to First, Second and Third prize. (Total winnings: $250)

6535 won me the First prize. For that, I will be paid $2000 for $1 BIG bet and $3000 for $1 SMALL bet. (Total winnings: $2000 + 3000 = $5000) Big money.

Is it easy to strike 4D?

Let me guide you through.

Simple maths. Let’s assume that each number will only open once in a draw.

Chances of winning: 23/10000 * 100% = 0.23%

If you don’t buy: 0%

You have high chances of striking if you buy.

So, conclusion is: Yes, it’s easy to strike.

Tips on buying 4D

  1. If you think you’re going bankrupt buying 4D, you’re wrong.
  2. 1 week, there’s going to be 3 draws. Assuming there’s 52 weeks a year. 156 draws a year. Just buy $1 (1 set of numbers) each draw, and you’re going to only spend $156. By spending $156 (or less), you have chances of winning up to $2000.
  3. If you have a particular set of numbers you buy often, don’t stop buying. Have faith and buy every draw. You can go over to the counter telling the lady you want to buy your set of numbers for 3 draws. (Wed, Sat and Sunday)
  4. Dress in your lucky colour when you buy. It helps.

I don’t know what numbers to buy

I know. After reading my post, you’re certain you’ll strike it rich buying 4D. Yes, you will! There are in fact many numbers you can buy.

  • Your identity card (NRIC/IC) number. Example for Malaysians: 770103-01-9485. Singaporeans, S7434452X (Did you notice the last 4 digits?)
  • Your car plate. SGX8812Z. Again, another set of golden numbers!
  • Your address. Stay in HDB flats? #05-94? Or you stay on landed property? 76 Peter George Street. Buy 7676 or 0076 then.
  • Your mobile number. Is it 90015857? Another set of numbers that will strike!)
  • Your marriage cert number. Don’t you agree your wife is your god of fortune?

Your date of birth, your CPU’s serial number, last night’s dinner’s invoice/receipt number, your favourite book’s ISBN number, your car license id, your credit card numbers, etc. Any set of numbers will strike.

Start buying

Buying is your only chance of striking.

Remember, my advise is to buy for every draw. The key sentence: Any set of numbers will strike.

Finally

Play responsibly.

By Felix Ker on August 29, 2007

To realize
The value of a sister
Ask someone
Who doesn’t have one.

To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.

To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.

To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.

To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
who has given birth to
A premature baby.

To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize
The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.

To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize
The value of one-second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident…

To realize
The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics

Time waits for no one.

Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
you can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend:
Lose one.

Don’t only realize things too late.

By Felix Ker on August 15, 2007

Respect for ourselves guides our morals; respect for others guides our manners . ” By Laurence Sterne

Respect yourself if you would have others respect you. ” By Baltasar Gracian

I must respect the opinions of others even if I disagree with them. ” By Herbert Henry Lehman

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended, yet deep in his private heart no man much respects himself . ” By Mark Twain

Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself. ” By Rabbi Abraham Heschel

If one does not respect oneself, one does not respect others. ” By Ayn Rand

Respect yourself and others will respect you. ” By Unknown

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. ” By Louis Nizer

By Felix Ker on August 7, 2007

“Ask not what the country can do for you, but what you can do for the country. “ - John F Kennedy, former President of USA

“The best job goes to the person who can get it done without passing the buck or coming back with excuses. “ - Napoleon Hill

“With great power comes great responsibility. “ - Uncle Ben, Spiderman movie

“If a composer could say what he had to say in words, he would not bother trying to say it in music. “ - Gustav Mahler

“The price of greatness is responsibility. “ - Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill

“The more freedom we enjoy, the greater the responsibility we bear, towards others as well as ourselves. “ - Oscar Arias Sanchez, 1941

“It is easy to dodge our responsibilities. But we cannot dodge the consequences of dodging our responsibilities. “ - Josiah Charles Stamp

“It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously. “ - Peter Ustinov, 1921-2004

“If you don’t run your own life, somebody else will. “ - unknown source

“If you want to know your past, look at your present conditions. If you want to know your future, look at your present actions. ” - A Chinese Proverb