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How to turn Men into Women

Felix Ker — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 04:12:58 +0000

According to this article, men should stop drinking beer:

… The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were each fed six pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100 per cent of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn’t perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong.

I don’t question the reliability of this article, but would like to warn everyone to drink responsibly. Alcohol can really ruin a person. Check out this Short educational video about the dangers of Alcohol (FUNNY!).

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7 Random Facts about Me

Felix Ker — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 06:25:22 +0000

Tagged by Jack Tan, but I’ve already written 6 weird things about Felix before.

first off, these are the rules:
# link to the person who tagged you
# post the rules on your blog
# share seven random and/or weird facts about yourself on your blog
# tag seven random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs
# leave a comment on their blogs so that they know they have been tagged

My glasses turn blue under UV light.
I know the very basics of PHP.
Blue is my favourite colour, not pink! (I love pink but I’m not gay!)
I’m in love with a(or my) honeybee.
I cut my nose-hair every few weeks.
I’m born in the morning.
I believe in fengshui.

How random can they be?

Rules are meant to be broken: I’m not going to tag anyone. It’s up to anyone to copy and paste it to be tagged automatically.

Technorati Tags: tagged,random,facts,felix

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Understanding the cat: Short Questions

Felix Ker — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 15:09:27 +0000

WouldÂ you prefer to..Â

[1] Lose a lover, or love a loser?
Love a loser

[2] Smoke pot, or drink beer?
Drink beer

[3] Run two miles straight, or walk eight miles?
Walk eight miles

[4] Go to the beach, or have a milkshake?
Have a milkshake – I’m just too busy to rest at the beach.

[5] Laugh when nobody else is, or not laugh when everyone else is?
Neither. Sounds dumb.

[6] Drink ten cans of soda at once, or never drink soda again?
Never drink soda (again). I never liked soda.

[7] Have your pants ripped, or get thrown in a trash can?
Ripped.

[8] Kiss someone you donâ€™t like or, kiss someone who doesnâ€™t like you?
Kiss someone I don’t like.

[9] Not take a bath for a week or, take a bath in a lake?
Bath in a lake. I cannot even stand not showering for a day. It’s so sticky.

[10] Be an only child or have five brothers?
Five brothers sounds fun. How about sisters too?

[11] Cry in front of 5,000 strangers, or cry in front of your whole school?
Neither. -.-”

[12] Be able to rewind time or, see the future?
Rewind time. Many things I really want to do differently.

[14] Die the day after the best day of your life, or live to be ninty?
Live to be ninty.

[15] Go skydiving or, go scuba diving?
Scuba maybe. Skydiving looks scary. (But fun?)

[16] Be loved by one person, or have ten people who like you?
Ten person who likes me!

[17] Be fat and pretty or skinny and ugly?
Fat and pretty!

[18] Love and lose or, never love at all?
Love and lose.

BASICS
Name: Felix Ker
High school: Marsiling Secondary
Elementary: Marsiling Primary
Favorite drink: Vanilla Latte
Favorite fruit: Melon
Favorite season: Rainy
LAST talked to: Mum
Shower: In 5 mins time
Watched: Nothing today. Youtube?

HAVE YOU
Ever cried over a girl/boy: No?
been arrested: yes
Ever had a friend die: no
Ever used a gun: Yes, in China. Many times.
E ver finished a puzzle: None, or maybe one or two with people.
Ever got beaten up: Not yet
Ever hated someone: Not erally.
Ever made a huge mistake: Yes, definitely
Ever jogged a mile: More than a mile!
Ever broken someones heart: I think so!

NUMBERS
Favorite number(s): 8

PICK ONE
Blue or Red? Blue
Spring or Autumn? Spring

RANDOM
Do you speak any other language:
alittle French, Chinese, Malay (alittle Indonesian?)

Wanting to see some1?: Not really

How old do you look: Twenty-odd
H ow old do you act: 16
Do you have any pets?: Dogs at home.

Your turn now. Copy the whole paragraph above and answer them. Don’t forget toÂ do a trackback to my page so I know you’ve done and I can understand you further too!

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I’m not dreaming

Felix Ker — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 17:01:19 +0000

So you’ve read that I’m going to get a Mazda RX-8 when I start work? I’m kinda serious about it, but we’ll have to see when the time comes.

However, there are some items I would love to have them soon.Â I love to pamper myself once in awhile.

1Â - BOSS In Motion Forth Edition – yes, that silver ball. I love the series of ball.Â Dad got me a blue one 2 years ago and Virginia got me the black one last year!

2 . Vitamin C Energizing Face Spritz from The Body Shop – Just need to get it when I visit body shop =)

3. L’Oreal Men Expert Hydra Energy – Yes, this. I still cannot find this product at Watsons or Guardian Pharmacy. Will anyone buy it for me if you see it?

Actually there’s more that I want, but I just cannot think of them at this moment. Will update again!

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Blogs (of girls) I love reading!

Felix Ker — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 15:36:47 +0000

I love reading a few blogs. Always wondering if there are any updates.

http://siiyu.livejournal.com

Shermian’s blog

Anna’s blog

Though sometimes their content can be alittle short, it’s the moment of shiokness when I read.

Maybe there are ther blogs that I cannot recall at the moment. Are there any blogs you love reading?

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