By Felix Ker on April 12, 2007

Take this quiz to find out what’s your marriage age.

[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] I keep track of dates using a calendar.
[x] I own more than one credit card.
[ ] I know how to change the oil in my dads car.
[x] I do my own laundry.
[ ] I vote every election.
[x] I can cook for myself.
[x] I think politics are exciting.
[ ] I balance my checkbook.
[x] My parents have better things to say than my friends.

Sub-total: 7

[ ] I show up for school/college/work every day early.
[ ] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse
[ ] I’ve never gotten a detention.
[ ] I have never smoked a cigarette.
[x] I have never gotten completely trashed.
[ ] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once.
[x] I like to take walks by myself.
[x] I’ve watched talk shows.
[x] I know what ‘credibility’ means without looking it up.
[ ] I drink coffee at least once a week.

Sub-total: 4

[x] I know how to do the dishes
[x] I can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When I say I’m going to do something I do it
[x] My parents trust me.
[ ] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[ ] I remember to water the plants.
[ ] I study when I have to.
[x] I pay attention at school/college.
[ ] I remember to feed my pets.

Sub-total: 5

[x] I can spell ‘experience’ without looking it up
[x] I work out on a regular basis.
[ ] I clean up my own mess.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know me by name.
[ ] my favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] I have gained weight since middle/high school.
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine.
[ ] I cant go to the store without getting something I don’t need.
[ ] I understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] I can type quickly.

Total: 4

[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[ ] My only friends are from my place of employment.
[ ] I have been to a tupperware party
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] I have more bills than I can pay.
[ ] Most of my friends are older than I am.
[x] I can say no to staying out all night.
[x] I use the internet every day.
[ ] My wardrobe hasn’t changed in a while.
[ ] I can read a book and actually finish it.

Sub-total: 4

TOTAL:7 + 4 +  5 + 4 + 4 = 24

My marriage age is 24. What’s yours?

Marriage Age
Felix Ker – 24
Your name – Your Marriae Age

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