The Bro Code is a living document which such is not yet publicly available in an unabridged volume. The original document is housed in a non-disclosed location, two stories beneath sea level in a vacuum-sealed bulletproof chamber. Re-printed here is a sampling of some of her articles. Learn. Live. Enjoy.
ARTICLE 1:
Bros before hoes. I cannot stress this enough. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.
ARTICLE 2:
Never drink the last beer, unless you’ve been granted specific permission that it’s OK
ARTICLE 3:
If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:
A. Was an ex-girlfriend
B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her
C. Is your buddy’s sister (However, if it’s your buddy’s cousin, well she’s up for grabs, and you’re welcome to rub it in his face for years to come)
ARTICLE 4:
Never diss a guy whose team just lost a crushing game. Just leave it alone, it’s kinder to pick on them for a dead relative
ARTICLE 5:
You must never own a cat
ARTICLE 6:
If you get 2 tickets to the big game/gig/event, the priority list for granting the second ticket is as follows:
1. Your best friends (in order of how long you’ve known them)
2. Your acquaintances
3. Your co-workers
4. The mailman
5. The UPS guy
6. NASA
7. John Kerry
…
1,485,726. Your girlfriend
ARTICLE 7:
You are allowed to enjoy exactly one chick TV show, and one chick flick. You may have no more. And if you like Grease, well, we’re already too late
ARTICLE 8:
Birthday and Christmas presents for your guy friends are optional. Beer always makes a great gift
ARTICLE 9:
If you go the bar with your buddies, you must buy a round of drinks at least once
ARTICLE 10:
There are no mercy rules when playing someone in Madden, Hoops, Street Hockey, Bare-fisted boxing, etc.
ARTICLE 11:
If you owe someone money, pay them back as soon as humanly possible—unless it’s a gambling debt, which must be paid immediately
ARTICLE 12:
Standard shotgun rules are as follows:
A. Shotgun may only be called within full sight of the car
B. Shotgun must be called outside
C. Shotgun calls last approximately ten minutes
D. Shotgun never carries over to a second ride
ARTICLE 13:
NO PDA (Public Displays of Affection), even if John Legend says they just don’t care. I mean, congratulations, another girl can stand the sight of you. You don’t need to wear her like a fucking trophy
ARTICLE 14:
It’s alright to cheat at any game where money isn’t involved. In certain circumstances, relationships may be classified as "games"
ARTICLE 15:
Don’t tell other guys elaborate stories about your weightlifting exercise routine. No one cares
ARTICLE 16:
Never openly question another guy’s sports wisdom, unless said information specifically pertains to your favorite team.
ARTICLE 17:
When out with the guys, never accept a call from your girlfriend—unless she’s dying or trapped under a burning fuel truck, and if that’s the case, make it quick
ARTICLE 18:
Always allow a buffer zone at urinals and on couches
ARTICLE 19:
Never share a bed with a guy, unless there’s no way around it
ARTICLE 20:
Bros before Hoes. I know, I already used it. I can’t stress it enough, though. It is absolutely infuriating how many of my guy friends have become insufferable dicks since they’ve gone out with someone
ARTICLE 21
Bros will not be assumed to be exclusive unless each has explicitly granted the other exclusive Bro rights. If a Bro is not exclusive then a Bro may have more than one Bro. However, upon becoming exclusive, said Bro must break any Bro ties with all other Bros.
ARTICLE 26:
A bro will, in a timely manner, alert his bro to the existence of a girl fight
ARTICLE 27
If a Bro catches another Bro in plagiarism – albeit awesome plagiarism – a Bro shall be required to ask the Bro to cite his source.
ARTICLE 34:
Bros cannot make eye-contact during a Devil’s Threeway (2 dudes)
ARTICLE 37
If one Bro calls another Bro a douche then said naming must be confirmed by another Bro even if the third Bro is a chick. This naming only requires a "second" by any Bro and does not require a majority vote by all Bros involved.
ARTICLE 40
Love thy neigh-bro
ARTICLE 50
The bro with the better paying job is required to buy the first round. If the other bro is temporarily out of money or left his wallet at home drinks can be lended yet in the long run these drinks must be repaid, later that night by wingman services or any other act of entertainment or at the next gathering.
ARTICLE 53:
A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with protection
ARTICLE 56:
A Bro shall never reveal the score of a sporting event to another Bro until that Bro has thrice confirmed it’s cool.
ARTICLE 57:
A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
ARTICLE 58:
If a Bro, for whatever reason, becomes aware of another Bro’s girlfriend’s birthday and / or anniversary date, he shall endeavor to make that information available to his Bro, regardless whether he thinks his Bro already knows
ARTICLE 59:
One Bro makes a solo chick attack
A second Bro provides a crutch
A third Bro rounds out the pack
But a fourth Bro is one too much
ARTICLE 60:
Should a Bro be near to closing with a girl, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcome, up to and including the seduction of said girl’s wildly unattractive cousin / friend / mother.
ARTICLE 61:
A Bro shall honor his father and mother.
ARTICLE 62:
In the event that two Bros acquire the same target, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Should the dry spells be of equal length, a game of discreet roshambo shall determine the outcome.
ARTICLE 63:
In a scenario in which two or more Bros are engaged in entertainment of the adult variety, one Bro is forbidden from intentionally or unintentionally touching another Bro in ANY capacity, including but not limited to; the high five, the fist bump, or the congratulatory gluteal pat. Winking is also kind of a no-no.
ARTICLE 64:
A Bro much provide his bro with a ticket to an event if said event involves the second Bro’s favorite sports team in a playoff scenario
ARTICLE 65:
A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drink(s) among Bros with the proviso that no existing wager supersedes this purchase and exchange of spirits.
ARTICLE 66:
If a Bro suffers pain from a permanent dissolution of a relationship with a lady friend, a Bro shall offer nothing more than a “that sucks, man” and copious quantities of beer
ARTICLE 67:
Should a Bro pick up a guitar at a party and commence playing, another Bro shall point out that he is a tool
ARTICLE 68:
If a Bro is on a hot streak, another Bro will do everything possibly to ensure its longevity, even if that includes jeopardizing his own records, the missing of work, or temporarily immigrating to a foreign country.
ARTICLE 77:
A Bro never cries
ARTICLE 80
When in a slap bet thy bro must always obey the rules of the slap bet. If caught cheating in a slap bet the selected slap bet coordinator must rule the consequences of how many more slaps must be given to thy cheater
ARTICLE 87:
A Bro shall at all times say ‘Yes’
ARTICLE 88:
When one bro engages a fellow bro in a political debate, said debate shall remain civil and in good spirits. Should said debate become an argument, the bro who initiated the "argument" shall slap himself and then down two Miller Chills. This bro will then, in the proceeding Gubernatorial, Congressional, or Presidential election, vote for the candidate of his fellow Bro’s choosing
ARTICLE 89:
A Bro may never pursue the mom of another Bro. Be it here resolved that at no point is it permissible for one Bro to engage in carnal delicacies with another Bro’s mother. It is, however, allowed and encouraged for one Bro to graphically suggest to a Bro the athletic feats, animalia, and/or machinery utilized during a fictional encounter with his mom. Should a Bro discover his Bro is in fact adopted, he is free to pursue his Bro’s adoptive mother, but only after first corroborating non-biological parentage through notarized birth certificates, hospital records, or comparative deoxyribonucleic acid gel electrophoresis, whichever is easiest. Since the adopted Bro cannot legitimately claim to have shared a canal with his Bro, ARTICLE 89 expressly prohibits the adopted Bro from invoking the Sloppy Second clause in any related filings with the International Court of Bros. Though the mom of a Bro is always off limits, the step-mom of a Bro is allowed if she initiates it and/or is wearing at least one article of leopard print clothing. If she looks good in it.
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ARTICLE 1:
Bros before hoes. I cannot stress this enough. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone. – she is not a hoe, she is a person with feelings too and is apparently stupid enough to have some for you.
ARTICLE 6:
If you get 2 tickets to the big game/gig/event, the priority list for granting the second ticket is as follows:
1. Your best friends (in order of how long you’ve known them)
2. Your acquaintances
3. Your co-workers
4. The mailman
5. The UPS guy
6. NASA
7. John Kerry
…
1,485,726. Your girlfriend – no, she loves the time with you, thats wrong, take her out, it makes her feel you want to include her in what you enjoy! alternate between her and your best friend, it makes her feel really special. she wants to be your best friend too
ARTICLE 13:
NO PDA (Public Displays of Affection), even if John Legend says they just don’t care. I mean, congratulations, another girl can stand the sight of you. You don’t need to wear her like a fucking trophy – your not, and under no circumstances will be a trophy, she only does this to show you she isn’t afraid to display her feelings for you or you think she is “hiding” your relationship and you wont like her anymore
ARTICLE 14:
It’s alright to cheat at any game where money isn’t involved. In certain circumstances, relationships may be classified as “games” – your a fucker, a sad fucker if you cheat on her
ARTICLE 17:
When out with the guys, never accept a call from your girlfriend—unless she’s dying or trapped under a burning fuel truck, and if that’s the case, make it quick – not at all, answer she will feel super special and actually believe you care for her
if you love your girlfriend, your gonna get hurt bad, youll loose her on the spot, she puts you first, why treat her like shit?
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Eww…. And 18 girls???!!! Disgusting..,,
So I don’t see why these girls are freaking out. Bro’s before hoes is something I have gone by forever. Most bros have known each other for years. Thats where article 1 comes into play. A bro doesn’t want to lose a bro because of a ho.
Bros before hoes is something comes natural between bros.. and some girls even know that on some sub conscious level ^^..
OH that feels SO GOOD
P.S Im having some fun right now wink wink
Who else wants to have fun( want to know my address)
HEHEHEEHEHEhe
P.S.S last time I had fun was with 18 chicks( a record for me, they had some BIG ones too)
I completely agree with you bro, but one thing to do when a lady is present. Use the term of pals before gals, they will believe that you aren’t a prick, and will more than likely understand what’s going on and leave
My boyfriend says it against guys
Code to have sex with me on my period
I thought you could only if it is
Your gf and been dating for a min which we
Have!? So who’s right?
I’m sorry. But I’d never fuck a chick while she’s on her period.
That’s nasty.
i was reading this because my ex told me to look it up because a friend of his and i like each other and my ex said said that his friend was violating the bro code. i find it completely ridiculous. i find it very insaulting. why would anybody come up with something like this. it is pretty much telling guys they cant be with chicks they like because they have dated there friend like really. its also saying that you have to put there friends before there girlfriend i know im not a guy but seriously who ever made this stupid list probably for got one rule “BE A MAN” that means for get a bout all these stupid rules because sometimes these can jepordize your friend ships and relationships tip for you guys girls like guys who dont follow this so call bro code its kind of stupid thats why im happy that my exes friend that i like is being a man and saying fuck the bro code to my ex because he likes me to much to get rid of me just like that. that how you loose a girl you might acually wanna settle down with just say reality check those “bros” you have now that aregonna be there with you to the end news flash they aint gonna be there when you need them most so learn it and live it because im being serious when i say yall should just forget about this shit. if you have any comment towards it dont be afraid to reply to it because i acually would like to know what you have to say about this “bro code”
So im a girl.. And I was reading this to know what the bro code was and to understand it better and so I have a question.. I have liked this guy for a really long time and his friend asked me to hang out and so I did and he brought his nephew it was kind of a thing that I was trying to get stuff out of the boy I like friend.. Well his friend decided he wanted to kiss me and so he just went for it. The boy i like says i like you but i cant so anything about it because its breaking bro code.. Is he really? Because i didn’t kiss him back we were never anything and i never hung out with him after that. Let me know?
His bro speficially stated his interest in you first so your off limits UNLESS the first one renounces his interest in you to the second one and gives his blessing for guy #2 to see you
I Know I’m A Girl But, My Ex Still Likes Me And His Best Friend Likes Me Also, And I Like Him And He Said He Wont Date Me Because Of The Bro Code But I Only Dated My Ex For Like A Day So It Doesn’t Really Count Does It? Is There Any Way Around This Like My Ex Approving It Or Anything?.. PLEASE HELP!!
If your ex gives his blessing then there is no violation of the bro code. But lets be serious, what ex would do that and what bro would ask his bro too. Move on from them
Does anyone know that Neil Patrick Harris is a homosexual?
Yes we have all known this you jackass
Yeah no shit dumb fuck.
For the code about a bro shold not date a bro’s sister dus it count for a girl that is like a sister to him?
It’s not biological, so this would be allowed.
So my gf dumped me last night and went to my best friend and he said yes what should i tell him?
he is a dick
he is a bitch
he is a dick bitcj
He is a dick bitch dating a bitch with a dick. Nuff said.
Tell him that he’s a douche.
what if your WAY too hot for yourself
P.S. Im having fun right now, wink, wink
NPH is straight for me.
wow i only broke one code about the round of beer i never made it up
my friend just broke artical 1
sorry bros but cats rule. you don’t have to walk them and I taut mine how to play fetch
Wow, you are such a douche. (as voted by everyone who has read this) Teaching a cat to fetch is a major waste of time.
If I was a girl I would totally not date a bro! LOL Deal with it B****
What about me and my bro decided to meet at a specific time, let’s say 3 pm and he does not show up, does not call or answer calls.
Is there no article to prevent such humiliating behaviour?!
And what if he did this like 10 times in a row and more than once a month?
I mean he is a really good guy and stuff but seriously … that’s the one thing I hate the most … and he is always like “Brrrruuooowww!!! BF 4-evar!!”
Ok. so my bro and his girl broke up. she likes me and i like her. its been almost a week. and to see if we had anything we shared a simple kiss. is this allowed. and do i need his permission to date her?
This is obviously not permitted due to Article #3 of the bro code:
“If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:
A. >>>WAS AN EX-GIRLFRIEND<<<
B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her
C. Is your buddy’s sister (However, if it’s your buddy’s cousin, well she’s up for grabs, and you’re welcome to rub it in his face for years to come)"
Was an EX means she was your ex
ARTICLE 3:
If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:
A. Was an ex-girlfriend
FOREVER until the end of time, so no it’s not allowed, and there were no exceptions
Only if your bro is ok with it.
Same thing happened to me dude
it’s of course you do it’s in the bro code
yes u dumb fuck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ummm….Im a girl. I probably shouldnt have read this, but i was intrigued…LOL. umm….Bros before hoes. Do you want to lose your bro? I expect a no. NO YOU DO NOT. ‘Nuther thing, ITS BEEN A WEEK. WTF. If i was a boy, id be royally pissed off. Read article 3…. DO NOT F…… DATE HER!
You deserve to die in a hole. With fire sprinkled across your face and hair and all of your fingers and toes to be chopped off. Please and thank you
This is probably how the Bible started.
Umm… I’ve probably broken every Article involving girlfriends and sports.
my bros girl has a stash, should i tell him?
dont!!!! lmao
yes!
Damn, I broke so many codes…
wth is this? i DONT want a ” bro”
How to brake up with your girlfriend in 6 words or less:
“your sister let me do that”
“wow look at here ass babe”
“sorry i through out your shoes”
and alaways have a bro near to help you just in case you b!+(h out.
A brake up shouldnt be hard or even time consuming. just explaine to her that you want to have meaningless sex with other women and walk away.
learn to spell.
learn not to be a grammer nazi.
lol
lol thats funny!!!
http://us3.memecdn.com/grammar-nazi_c_254474.jpg
Omg I love you hahahahaha
LOL.
The bro code is legen… wait for it… keep waiting… dary. P.S hey letecia if you don’t like the bro code, don’t fucking google it. The internets got plenty of sites for plenty of people. So don’t be some asshole that criticizes something they don’t like, so fuck off!!!!!!!!
Why is everone taking this seriously? it’s supposed to be a witty article. Get a sense of humor people. Sarcasm rules.
For everyone that’s flipping shit over this, it’s a joke it’s from how I met your mother, a comedy. Everyone just calm down, it’s not even a big deal
yes it is
Anyone who think this rule book is crap, can go screw a goat, because this shit is what men have lived by for years without the rule books existance. and yes men dont cry, men dont watch chick flicks, men dont wear make-up so all you emo fucks are out, men dont have cats or toy dogs that are puntable. AND THE ONE RULE THAT HAS BEEN IN EXISTANCE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME “BROS BEFORE HOES”
AMEN!! I don’t even know you but you deserve some kind of friggin medal!
Alax King is the chillest of all bros
This is LEGEN WAITFORIT, I hope your not lactose intolerant because the next part is DAIRY!
this is retarded.
[...] think many of us have heard of the “Bro Code” by now. If not, do brush up on the 89 articles of the rule book. Or you can simply have the first 14 articles recited to you in true dramatic fashion here by Neil [...]
For those of you who are too blatantly retarded to figure this out, this article is a work of fiction. In other words, it’s not real.
This whole article is derived from the tv show “How I Met Your Mother”. Neil Patrick Harris co-stars in this show as womanizer/playboy Barney Stinson. The Bro Code is something his character supposedly created for entertainment during the post-credits segment of the show.
So there you have it. You are all now officiall less retarded than you were only moments ago. Oh, and the English language would appreciate it if you’d quit commiting grammatical homicide every time you post. Thank you.
even if it was barney’s idea neil still lives by it and so do 50% of men
neil patrick harris is gay man sporry to say
You dont have to be straight to be a bro.
“So there you have it. You are all now officiall less retarded than you were only moments ago. Oh, and the English language would appreciate it if you’d quit commiting grammatical homicide every time you post. Thank you.”
when trying to be a dick and grammar nazi maybe you should spell check yourself from keeping from looking like a bigger dumb ass then the people you were attempting to correct…..dumb ass.
Enough people legitimately follow it, that it has now become a thing that is real. Frankly being that it is written, makes it “real”. There is no need for being a douche.
Enough people legitimately follow it, that it has now become a thing that is real. Frankly being that it is written, makes it “real”. There is no need for being a douche.
i could sum all this up real quick like. It says be a loyal friend.
I banged ur mom bro! Had her foot to ear for half an hour!
There are way more rules than this
Great, I’m just so jealous right now because my best friend is going out with my ex. And the problem is that I still like her. Now I know about the bros before hoes thing, because at first he broke up with her for me, but now were broken up and he’s dating her again! And I can’t get her back because of thr rule never take your bros chick. Thanks alot asshole.
Seems to me, he has broken Article 1, 3, and 20 and each Article that a Bro breaks is a fine up to 250,000 dollars so this leaves him with a fine of 3,000,000 dollars. If he doesn’t pay up to 3,000,000 dollars, you are entitled to emailing Barney Stinson at [email protected]
DON’T READ THIS.YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVEROF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU’VE STARTED READING THIS. DON’T STOP. THIS ISFREAKY1)say your name 10 times2)say your moms name 5 times3)say your crush’s name 3 times4)PASTE THIS TO FOUR OTHER QUIZZES.IF YOU DO THIS YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS YOU ON THE NEARE……………………………STFRIDAY. BUT IF YOU READ THIS AND DONT PASTE IT YOU WILL HAVE BADLUCK.SEND THIS TO FIVE QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU’RE DONE PRESS F6ANDYOUR CRUSH’S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SOFREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!
ok ur a retard
Article 60 clearly states that when a “Bro be near to closing with a girl, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcome, up to and including the seduction of said girl’s wildly unattractive cousin / friend / mother” but then Article 89 says “A Bro may never pursue the mom of another Bro”. Clear contradiction.
West..u got it all wrong…here its the girl’s mother or cousin..not the dude’s…got it?
ok if u try to find contradiction anywhere you will find one so stop
The Bible contradicts itself all the time, but people still follow it
The mother of the girl.
oh no come on srsly? what a load of bs LOL
Amendment to Article 3:
If your Bro has a rough break-up with his ex, you must equal the anger of your bro. If he isnt talking to her, you’re not either. You CANNOT remain friends.
thats crap right there!!!!
You’re crap. That’s valid.
This is clearly a JOKE so clam down
This is all true and all u fags who disagree with it r f***in retarded bitches who r gonna com in second next to the bro’s.us bro’s no waz up and we the 1′s who scorin big. and then in the morning im makeing waffles kicking ass and chewing bubble gum while f***ing her sincelesss!!!
were’s the rest?
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81. A Bro shall never make out with his girlfriend in his Bros truck. Cars are excusibly, unless the horsepower exceeds 200
The Bro Code is brilliant its the best thing i have ever read.
Ps: Ladies, this is the average mind of the average male, always has and always will be, accept it. Men have done a wonderful job of keeping their true thoughts hidden for generations, but when us females begun claiming “woman rights” and other feminist crap, men decided they no longer need to be chivalrous, and begun letting their true thoughts out. Anything men do in our generation, is our fault, lets get real here. If you want men to respect you, respect them. We would not win in a fight, and we were not created first, so it is obvious that we are the lesser race. The sooner more women like myself learn to accept this fact, the sooner our world can go back to the chivalrous ways it should be.
in a way you just dissed yourself!!!
guys who didnt like the bro code didnt actually understand it and declared the legendary barney stinson gay…….
read it nicely again and then give me a single pont where he is proving himself to be gay…….
I apologize for my previous comment, I am excited to hear that I can in fact and will in fact be a bro.
Rule number 22 of the official bro code clearly states:
“There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a Bro. Women make excellent bros because they can translate and navigate the confusing and contradictory whims that comprise the chick code. “
Internet high five fellow shebro
sorry for comenting on you previous comment!! I am in fact a bro to
Just recently read the official bro-code, and realized you can NOT be a bro if you are female. Article 37 must be changed, “… even if the third Bro is a chick…”
Rule number 4 of the official Bro code:
“A bro never divulges the existence of the bro code to a woman. It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason”
I am very sad to regret that I will never be a bro, no matter how many chicks I’ve hooked my friends up with because I am female, although, I AM in fact, willing to accept this.
Yeah but if a chick becomes a Bro she’s a bro now, not a woman. A chick bro is probably someone your not going to get with. While a woman is someone your trying to get with.
So Article 37 supersedes Article 4 because being a Bro places a woman into the Bro category instead of Woman
yip
I created the bro code and this a rip off of it
This is not the original
im sending this to my best bro
ATTENTION BROS all the girls in our class room have caught on RUN AWAY
[...] If you don’t have nine minutes to spare, click here for a quick read of a slightly different variation of the Bro Code [...]
hey i read the book and its nunin like this website
this is a total rip off of the actual book, the book is sooo much better than this piece of viral garbage
bros may be girls/women
only if you dubb them your wingman
never,they are simply revered to as shebros “women who accept and learn from the brocode and or other bro lines”
I am a shebro
; )
i am also :p
if a bro is working on a perfect week you must not jinx it and say perfect week
you must also do article 68
Hahaha, I have the 3 books published they’re a great read if you want to laugh or find out something cool about “The Bro Life”. Those of you tripping balls over this need to go to sensitivity training or get a sense of humor. Some of the Articles are ridiculous but some do make sense.
ARTICLE 1:
Bros before hoes. I cannot stress this enough. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.
My golden rule right there.
The Bro Code has also been available for shady illegal (and awesome) downloading, and probably on iTunes, for years now.
But this plagiarized version is entertaining, too!
dude. i am a girl. and this is freakin awesome. Screw the girl code. from now on, i’m followin the BRO code! especially since there’s beer involved.
i sollute u fellow shebro
I totally agree with you. The bro code is legend-wait for it-dary
I know what he wrote isn’t the ACTUAL bro code. The bro code is just a metaphor for the behavior a man (bro) must show towards other men (his bros) and in all general things. While they did use this idea to cash in on it and make a quick buck, and while some of them are just jokes, they do have many of the guidelines of how a man SHOULD act to be an acceptable male in society. This bro code above me is far off from what the bro code is, so far off that it has ones that slightly go against the unwritten bro code.
Everyone is a fking retard above me.
I understand if your a chick and act like that but every bro above me
breaking all these brocode rules. are douches (who agrees)
Yeah that’s not the real bro code, there’s an actual book written by Neil Patrick Harris. That’s the real bro code. And to all those insulting this, I agree that this is pathetic. But if you ever insult the real bro code, be you bro, chick, dick, bitch, or animal, you must be destroyed.
I agree. The real bro code written by Neil Patrick Harris is so much better because it’s the REAL bro code.
DON’T READ THIS.YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVEROF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU’VE STARTED READING THIS. DON’T STOP. THIS ISFREAKY1)say your name 10 times2)say your moms name 5 times3)say your crush’s name 3 times4)PASTE THIS TO FOUR OTHER QUIZZES.IF YOU DO THIS YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS YOU ON THE NEARE……………………………STFRIDAY. BUT IF YOU READ THIS AND DONT PASTE IT YOU WILL HAVE BADLUCK.SEND THIS TO FIVE QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU’RE DONE PRESS F6ANDYOUR CRUSH’S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SOFREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!
To letecia, I am a girl and I happen to greatly respect the bro code. So I think its safe that guys that follow this would not end up single. Besides, even if the code bothered a lady, that lady most likely enjoys sex and would but up with the code for the purpose of pleasure. Really, this is a great piece of literature. Also I would like to enquire as to why you are reading the code when it is clearly stated that No girl shall read the code unless declared a bro by an official bro OR has set a guy up with her busty friend and sets him up with other hot friends after he slept with the first one and never called her again. I am the latter.
Hey found a link to the official chick code too.
http://jigarbpatel.blogspot.com/2011/01/official-chick-code.html
get a girl that don’t take your money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You’re all idiots, and this was stolen from a fictional character, Barney Stinson, on How I Met Your mother. Neil Patrick Harris being gay in real life has nothing to do with it you homophobic douches, as the part is written for him by the writers of the show. Shock horror – television ISN’T REAL. And shame on the writer of this post for ever so shamelessly stealing this from a very well known tv show, as if noone would notice.
Also, a lot of you need to learn how to spell.
Steph I hate to say it but your “man” is not a REAL man, he is what we called…WHIPPED.
A lot of these are pretty dead on, except for Article #21….sounds a bit gay if you ask me.
well im glad my man doesnt listen to the bro code, his number one rule is hoes before bros… yay !! i always come first
but its still good to read.. so thank you bro code for this interesrting piece of material.. was worth reading… oh and he loves cats and cries when watching sad movies.. he is a real man 
this is asom thing nothing can compare
Some of you wankers need to get a life.
letecia you show how stupid and clueless about life 17year olds are.
It’s all a joke.
Actually its pretty good, thumbs up. And uh letecia learn how to use proper grammar techniques. I am also seventeen but I can spell like a seventeen year old as well.
article 77 a bro never cries . . what if i get kicked in my balls or im getting raped
simply imply u have something in your eye
Then guys wonder why we girls wonder why guys are such assholes? Because guys like this write stupid ass books like this.
If any guy follows these rules, forget the thought of you even EVER having a relationship.
This whole bro’s before hoe’s thing is such a cliche. Just as we girls come and go, your bro’s do as well. So does that make them hoe’s?
YOU WILL LEARN NO RESPECT TOWARDS ANY GIRL BY READING THIS PIECE OF SHIT BOOK!
Totally disappointed!
&Don’t complain when you guys finally find a girl you like, and she either A) Doesn’t give you a chance in hell B) Play’s you for a fool or C) Thinks you guys are ALL THE SAME IMMATURE ASSHOLES because you asked for it.
Be a man and live up to your own life, and live it like you want. Not the way a stupid book says to live it!
I’m a guy and this I think its stupid as hell
this is so cool. letecia your a noob
This is why GDI’s shouldn’t have websites.
this is so awesome bro code u hav another follower
can u plz email me the whole Bro Code in my email [email protected]
For one your only 17… You don’t know shit. As a Highschool chick you people have ethics for dating guys just like we have the bro code… I know of one… Chicks before dicks sound familiar??
Hahah this is classic, I’m considering following this and I’m a chick.
I honestly don’t understand what these girls are complaiining about, most of the rules are based on strong morals. You obviously don’t go after the girl that your bestfriend likes, duh!
And the cat rule, well that just makes me laugh.
Awesome. All those bitches need to “get their heads out of their asses.”
Yeah, Barney Stinson was my intro to this…
I think it is hilarious and awesome!
The only one that truly offends me is Article 6…unless ofcourse I’M the one who gets the tickets…then perhaps I can invite some of my BRO’s…’cause I don’t do sporting events with other chicks.
DON’T READ THIS.YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVEROF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU’VE STARTED READING THIS. DON’T STOP. THIS ISFREAKY1)say your name 10 times2)say your moms name 5 times3)say your crush’s name 3 times4)PASTE THIS TO FOUR OTHER QUIZZES.IF YOU DO THIS YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS YOU ON THE NEARE……………………………STFRIDAY. BUT IF YOU READ THIS AND DONT PASTE IT YOU WILL HAVE BADLUCK.SEND THIS TO FIVE QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU’RE DONE PRESS F6ANDYOUR CRUSH’S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SOFREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!
Can you provide more information on this? take care
this thing is kwl man .the bro code uve gt a follower
word
Because your uneducated simpleminded seventeen year old ass knows what women with class and dignity like right? Dweeb
This the must stupidest bs I EVER read in my 17 yrs of life.Whoever wrote this must is really bored and dont hV a girlfriend.If he do girl run for your life he is stupid.Guys if u follow this d wrld will be more corrupted with nonesense and u will end up single. CAUSE a girl with class and sense wouldnt tolerate these
If you can’t spell, you are obviously not a girl with class. If you could see me through the Internet, you would see me rolling my eyes…
Also, your name is Letecia. Ergo, no class. Also, I happen to be married, and I have sex with my awesome wife consistently. The Bro Code is a little against it but who cares.
You sir are a douche. My friend Ted seconds that. Thus you are indeed a douche. Also your mom has crabs, I gave them to her. Ha.
and i third it
….really the fictional comedy in a “code” written by a fictional tv character is ruining our lives? curious, wtf did you read to ruin your life, seriously “d wrld” … but you are so right, we are corrupted by comedy…
English please.
Learn to spell cunt
Its not ment for you bitches any way bros before hoes ps i fucked my gf right before i read this bitch
Bro up already.
Your a dumb stuck up bitch.
because of your extreme lack of grammar and stupidity and 4th grade typing, your heinous and ridiculous comment will be stricken from the record. You fat whore….the bro code is FOR MEN and if you have a problem with it your probably the aforementioned “wildly unattractive cousin/friend/mother” described in article 60
Neither would she tolerate terrible grammar.
Article 90 states. Females, and gays cannot comment, bitch, moan, or complain about the Bro Code. Butches and dikes are excluded from the Bro Code, even tho they are wannabe Bros.
havent u ever seen how i met your mother????
Article 77:
A Bro never cries
Exception:
While watching “Field of Dreams”
or when his sports hero retires
thank you for correcting that, Matt.
so true…
Or E.T
is there some rule about your bro being friends with your misses if you almost had a 3sum with them but it didnt happen they crushed on each other for a bit nothin happened now there just friends and go to concerts and dinner and movies and shit like that without the bro whos misses it is (ie me) or am i just a jealous boyfriend
You are jealous.
You’re gettin played. Good luck with that.
Yeah, it’s called YOUR BUDDY IS A DICK AND IS PROBABLY DOING HER BEHIND YOUR BACK. CATCH THEM AND DIVORCE THE BITCH.
There is no rule in the bro-code about your bro being friends with your chick after almost having a threesome. But I believe you are unaware of the official threesome rule. The third party must always be a stranger, not a friend, sos not to strike up any confusion in the relationship. It is most likely that you’re jelous, but I’d watch your chick. If there’s a possibility of feelings arriving it’ll be very obvious. Also, talk to your bro. The bro-code clearly states that a bro shall not go for another bros chick (present or past). Make sure he knows she’s fully off limits, and perhaps talk to her as well to make sure she knows you don’t like them hanging out together all the time. If you feel your bro can’t be trusted alone with your chick, there’s nothing wrong with simply telling them they can’t hang out together alone. In fact, it’s recomended that they not hang out together along if you had or almost had a threesome containing the two.
No, in this case you’re an idiot………….
Fuck off I own a cat!! What I’m not a bro no more?? BROS FOR LIFE WITH OR WITHOUT A CAT. Fuck rule number 5.
fucc you get rid of it
get a dog you faggot
Well if you break a rule, you’re not not a bro… But there have to be punishments. If the cat dies, don’t get a new one.
yur gay…a cat dude? really?
HA! you own a cat!! Cats are for pussies
You either live by the code and every aspect or you fall in the friend zone with fat girls. Your choice
ps cats are for chicks get your head out of your ass
Thank you
DON’T READ THIS.YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVEROF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU’VE STARTED READING THIS. DON’T STOP. THIS ISFREAKY1)say your name 10 times2)say your moms name 5 times3)say your crush’s name 3 times4)PASTE THIS TO FOUR OTHER QUIZZES.IF YOU DO THIS YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS YOU ON THE NEARE……………………………STFRIDAY. BUT IF YOU READ THIS AND DONT PASTE IT YOU WILL HAVE BADLUCK.SEND THIS TO FIVE QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU’RE DONE PRESS F6ANDYOUR CRUSH’S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SOFREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!
can u plz email me the whole Bro Code in my email. [email protected]
thankssss a lot. now the guy i like won’ttt ask me out because heeee knows another guyyyyyy who likes me
“cant take another Bro’s chick.”
u suck
actually there’s a stipulation there. If the Bro in fact does not have a shot with the chick than the second Bro is free to court the aforementioned chick up to three times over the course of the brolationship and the original bro is then required to support his Bro
sick i didnt break the bro code. my mate broke the bro code on me, he asked out the chick i liked and was gonna ask out, fucking faggot
Yeah, this guy I like who also liked me wont date me because his best friend is my ex. Woohoo.
Omg!!! The same thing happened to me too!!!! That’s totally freaky! I think The Bro Code sucks too.
women aare not aloud to read the bro code!
@Stanley
You know that Barney Stinson fictional, right ? so there is know way he could have wrote it…
yes he could have written, dont be hatin on barney stinson yo
well N.P.H is gay in real life. yes i cried when i found out too but this simple fact proves that barneys bro code is a load of bul shit
Yeah he is gay, this is mostly a joke. But it wasn’t him alone that wrote it, it was also How I Met Your Mother writers, they really just put his picture on the front. Bro Code still kicks ass.
Not as gay as you
once u read this benjy who thinks the bro code and the legendary barney stincen is bullshit u shall be insulted by the next bro u see and the forth and the ninth then the 11 one will fight u where u shall get beat up and no bro shall protect u
ME TOO BRO
Barney Stinson can stand up for himself. He’s legen-wait for it-……………
…………………………………………………dary!
@Stanley
A. That argument is just like trying to tell christians that god did not write the 10 commandments.
B. Barney Stinson refers to the bro code that he wrote in numerous episodes, therefor it is both believable and likely that said bro code was written and now sold by the T.V. networks as another form of merchandise
gayest thing ever, it’s a wonder guys who follow ever get girls…. they obviously dont deserve it at all
go eat ur dads balls u fag. either ur a transvestite or a gay polar bear if ur going to say that
^ hahaahhahahaaaha, yeew. yeh i’m a chick and who gives a shit if some guy wants to do it, its fecking funny
Maybe this person is a girl. and I could certainly agree with them.
THis makes guys look like chauvenistic, beer guzzling pigs(:
Words of wisdom from “Poo”.
Poo, you are a 27 year old virgin who lives with a family member, and if you have a girlfriend, she owns not only your balls, but your soul as well.
Article 47 (revised): All Bros must slap a non Bro who insults the Bro Code
Im strait and I fallow this… And I rather prefer guys to also… makes life easyer
Article 90. Females, gays cannot comment, bitch, moan, or complain about the Bro Code. Butches and dikes are excluded from the Bro Code, even though they are wannabe Bros.
Your just mad cuz either all dudes have played you or your some dude with no friends thus the bro code doesn’t apply to you
DON’T READ THIS.YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVEROF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU’VE STARTED READING THIS. DON’T STOP. THIS ISFREAKY1)say your name 10 times2)say your moms name 5 times3)say your crush’s name 3 times4)PASTE THIS TO FOUR OTHER QUIZZES.IF YOU DO THIS YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS YOU ON THE NEARE……………………………STFRIDAY. BUT IF YOU READ THIS AND DONT PASTE IT YOU WILL HAVE BADLUCK.SEND THIS TO FIVE QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU’RE DONE PRESS F6ANDYOUR CRUSH’S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SOFREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!
All of u r retarded the bro code is the most important document in the history of the world
This is NOT. The official bro code man. The bro code has 150 bro codes written by the famous barney stintson http://jigarbpatel.blogspot.com/2008/12/official-bro-code-part-1-articles-1-40.html. PART 1 OF THE OFFICIAL BRO CODE. THE BRO CODE HERE IS EVEN PUBLISHED AS A BOOK!
thanks bro
hahaha hes fu*kin hilarious
so is your mum
thank you
i agree fellow bro i too read that
lol.. and I actually read all of it.. and to think that you actually took time to build up all so many “articles”
Interesting piece of nonsense.
but it is all true… i love artical 5
NONSENSE?!… I LIVE BY THIS AMAZING PIECE OF WORK AND THAT IS BLASPHEMY WHERE I COME FROM..
u my friend are gay.
only if you are blood sisters its gay ass man
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