Sep 10, 2007
9 Words Women Use & What do they mean?
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Below are 9 words women use and men don’t understand:
- Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
- Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
- Nothing : This is the calm before he storm. This means something, and ou should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
- Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
- Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
- That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
- Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say ou’re welcome.
- Whatever : Is a women’s way of saying F$%KYOU!
- Don’t worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’
For the woman’s response refer to #3.
Don’t you think you understand women to a large extent now?
lol.. nice i understand women more
Hahaha, scary stuff.
Dude you are SOOOOO wrong it’s not the words themselves its the tone behind them because if you ask a woman if something is wrong when nothing is wrong they will say “Nothing” and if you think all women take more than 30 min to get dressed you are very sadly mistaken. and a loud sigh could be because they are tired of something at work not the man, and there are such things as sincere “go ahead” comments by women who are not daring the man, “don’t worry about it, I got it” comment can easily come from an independent women who wants to prove they don’t need the man’s help, “that’s okay” could mean actually that that they are okay with the way things worked out, and the whatever could easily be an answer when a woman is tired and doesn’t care enough to actually pick something, and “thanks” could be said because the man didn’t do something and thus she’s upset not happy, and the usage of fine could be that you simply suggesting replacements for a closed restaurant and she says its fine and shell pick somewhere else. You obviously don’t know women perhaps you should understand it’s the tone behind the word not the word itself.