Jun 18, 2008
Joke about General Musharraf, Dr Mahathir, Gloria Arroyo & Lee Kuan Yew
General Musharraf, Dr Mahathir, Gloria Arroyo & Lee Kuan Yew were sitting in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark for the next 8 seconds.Suddenly there is a loud kissing sound and then a slap !The train comes out of the tunnel.
Arroyo and Musharraf are seated across each other, both looking perplexed.
Mahathir, seated across LKY, is bent over holding his face, which is very red from an apparent big slap.
All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Musharraf is thinking : ‘ These Malaysians are all crazy after Arroyo. Mahathir must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him ! ‘
Arroyo is thinking : ‘ Mahathir must have moved to kiss me,
but kissed Musharraf instead and got slapped. ‘
Mahathir is thinking : ‘ Damn it, Musharraf must have tried to kiss Arroyo ;
she thought it was me and slapped me instead. Shit !! ‘
Lee Kuan Yew is thinking : ‘ If this train goes through one more tunnel,
I could make another kissing sound and slap Mahathir again !! ‘
Note: These names are fictional and don’t be too serious about it. 
I copied this from somewhere online and I’m not responsible for the content.
Category: Just for fun
Tagged: Dr Mahathir, General Musharraf, Gloria Arroyo, joke, Lee Kuan Yew
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pharua muhammad alih
isabella market side,basilan
Posted at 6:23pm on Friday, July 17th, 2009
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Pharua Muhammad ALih
Market side,Isabella Basilan City
Posted at 6:20pm on Friday, July 17th, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
The meaning of the names of the Philippines Presidents
Emilio – Latin – Eager
Aguinaldo – Germanic – One who rules by the sword
Manuel – Hebrew – God is with us
Jose – He will enlarge
laurel – Latin -Laurel tree; Winner(slang)
sergio – Italian – Variant of serge- Attendant; Helper
elpidio – Greek – He who has hopes
Quirino – Latin – He who carries a lance
Ramon – Spanish – Variant of Raymond means Wise protector
Carlos – Spanish form of Charles – Man; manly; sensual
Garcia – Spanish – Mighty with a spear
Ferdinand – Germanic – Adventorous
Marcos – Spanish – Originally derived from the Greek god Mars; Warlike
Corazon – Spanish – Heart
Fidel – Latin – Faithful
Ramos – Latin – Branch
Joseph – Hebrew -God will add; God will increase; god will multiply
Estrada – Latin – Road
Gloria – Latin – Glory
Arroyo – A deep gully cut by an intermittent stream; a dry gulch.
A brook; a creek. or a 2 distinctive association; the south western natural formation of a gully or stream; cincinatti reds; starting pitcher.
By: Pharua Muhammad Alih
Basilan National High school
Isabella Basilan City
Mindanao, Philippines
Know the meaning of the name of your Country and your Presidents
( Ako ay Filipino)
As a republic country, may karapatan po akong sabihin na bakit ba kailangan ang bansa natin ay sa ibaba ng pangalan ni King Philipps? Philipps means horse lover. bakit po ba hindi na lang sa pangalan ni Jose rizal? Jose means He will enlarge.
I believe names does affect our lives. baka po na magdadala ang new name ng luck para mas la-laki ang halaga ng pera natin. Rizal, ewan ko po ano ang ibig sabihin ng Rizal. pero, iwasan nyo po ang mga pangalan na may kahulugan na war, tulad ng Imelda means the whole battle, at ang marcos, marcus means warlike; warrior. and that is one of my proof that name does affect our lives. dahil noong si marcos ang presidente ng pilipinas, di ba there is a war with mnlf?
Gloria ay glory, Arroyo means 2 distinctive association; the south western natural formation of a gully or stream; cincinatti reds; starting pitcher.
SANA PO JOSE RIZAL NA LANG ANG PANGALAN NG COUNTRY NATIN dahil he is the writer of the pearl of the orient. and because we, karapat dapat magkaroon ng sarili nating pangalan.
Anonymous
Posted at 6:17pm on Friday, July 17th, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
The meaning of the names of the Philippines Presidents
Emilio – Latin – Eager
Aguinaldo – Germanic – One who rules by the sword
Manuel – Hebrew – God is with us
Jose – He will enlarge
laurel – Latin -Laurel tree; Winner(slang)
sergio – Italian – Variant of serge- Attendant; Helper
elpidio – Greek – He who has hopes
Quirino – Latin – He who carries a lance
Ramon – Spanish – Variant of Raymond means Wise protector
Carlos – Spanish form of Charles – Man; manly; sensual
Garcia – Spanish – Mighty with a spear
Ferdinand – Germanic – Adventorous
Marcos – Spanish – Originally derived from the Greek god Mars; Warlike
Corazon – Spanish – Heart
Fidel – Latin – Faithful
Ramos – Latin – Branch
Joseph – Hebrew -God will add; God will increase; god will multiply
Estrada – Latin – Road
Gloria – Latin – Glory
Arroyo – A deep gully cut by an intermittent stream; a dry gulch.
A brook; a creek. or a 2 distinctive association; the south western natural formation of a gully or stream; cincinatti reds; starting pitcher.
BY: Pharua Muhammad ALih
C/o Hji Ruaina muhammad Alih
Isabella Basilan city