12 Reasons why men are just happier

NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will
call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave
and John go out, they will affectionately refer to
each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each
throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None
of them will have anything smaller and none will
actually admit they want change back. When the girls
get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will
pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on
sale.

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and
toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a
towel from M&S. The average number of items in the
typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be
able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a
man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument.

CATS
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when
women aren’t looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband. A man never worries about the future until he
gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find
such a man.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she
won’t change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the
plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book,
and get the post. A man will dress up for weddings and
funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women
somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about dentist appointments and romances,
best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes
and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short
people living in the house.

My Two Pennies Worth

Some points above may not really make men happier. Just look at the point on “SUCCESS”. Ha.

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