By
Felix Ker on November 4, 2007
Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!
- Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
- Guys hate other flirts.
- A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
- When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
- Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
- Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
- When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
- Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
- Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
- Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
- When guys want to meet your parents. Let them. …….dont think so
- Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking! but do not generalise
- Guys cry!!!
- Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
- Guys can never dream and hope too much.
- Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
- When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.
- Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
- Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands……yeh rite – Whatever.
- Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
- When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.
- When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow”. So true.
- You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
- Guys hate gays!
- Guys love their moms.
- A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
- A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.
- You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
- If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
- Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
- Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.
- Guys are very open about themselves.
- It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.
- No guy is bad when he is courting
- Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
- Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.
- Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
- If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice…….very true.
- A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
- A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
- Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts. ……..sumtimes.
- Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
- Guys virtually brag about anything.
- Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
- Guys think too much.
- Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.
- Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!……very true.
- Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
- When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
- It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.
- You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
- A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.
- When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
- Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
- Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed P**** with their girlfriends…..sumtimes depends wen they want sumat.
- When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.
- When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
- When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me”……sumtimes.
- Guys don’t really have final decisions.
- When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
- If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him….very important.
- If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
- Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
- Guys like femininity not feebleness.
- Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.
- A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
- A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
- Guys love girls who can cook or bake. ….they love u regardless.
- Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!……true but only wen the guys are ready 2be settled down.
- A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
- A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
- Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
- Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.
- Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
- Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
- Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.
- Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
- When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
- Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
- Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.
- Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.
- Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
- Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.
- When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
- When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
- When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed by you or he’s criticizing you.
- When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
- If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
- If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
- Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
- You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
- If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
- When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
- You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
- Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
- Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!
- If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
- Guys hate girls who overreact. ……sumtimes.
- Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.
What about me?
#47 don’t quite apply to me. I prefer girls having alittle meat.
#96 is not true. Touch my hair when I say so, but NOT my things!
#85 – I can fix women quite well. I mean, women’s things *winks* =)
Category: Love & Relationship
Tagged: facts, gals, girls, guys, Love & Relationship, relationship
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Im a guy too.
) even on the body im gettin SPPPCRAZY. and on hand… im very shy and need advice for experienced persons.
Kay. so about #19 i think it’s true.
when a girl touches me ( i no have gf
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i love this girl sooo much but cant tell it.
ooh… the girl who i love very much , doesn’t know english. oh if she could read this… she will understand that i love her. cuz i cant tell her. im afraid of being rejected.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands……yeh rite – Whatever.
not only on hand…
Hi guys, this is so new to me, but hey I am enjoying new things at the moment. Will make awesome stories one day to my gran kids
I have a question or two, I’m trying to figure out where I stand with this guy. At times I think he likes me and the other times I am not so sure. He pays attention to me, MOST of the time he will forward me advice that will improve my health or assist in some sort of healing. I believe he has the best of attentions. The thing is what he mentioned on previous occasions is that he says I’m cool and I’m sweet, have a good heart. But here the thing comes in. He loves woman that are hot, he tells me I have a beautiful face, but I gained weight(a story for another day). So . . . I am confused what to think about this guy.
umm………i♥him too!!
it is completely TRUE!!i know a boy who does such behaves which makes me think he LOVES me…..umm..HE’S CRAZY FOR ME!!♥♥
u can never be sure if he does.
first of all i am a guy and here is my input: first
#14: when guys heat up its because something went wrong in the lives so depending on the guy try comforting him like me i would rather have someone comforting me rather than leaving me alone because like it says in # 53 guys might hurt themselves physically and it will undoubtedly hurt him mentally i know a guy who’s girlfriend broke up with him cause she was possessive of him and when ever i had friend over and he was there his girlfriend yelled and questioned him and after awhile she broke up with him which he broke down and cried and almost killed him self because of that one thing she said those words she used were i hate u and were through and he loved her with his heart and poured his soul into the relationship but she broke his heart and i was the one to pretty much restrain him so he could not kill him self
I totally think all that is true! My friend acts like that all the time when he is around me! Now I know a few more important things I should know about guys thhaannkss!!!
This website is totally true! I have a friend and all that is true!
This doesnt stand for all guys at all. every single guy in the world is different and unique. okaii some may have same interests, same looks and same goals but the way they feel about girls inside is different for every single person. This page makes all guy sound the same. im going to be truthful and say im not very experianced in long term relationships but iv looked at this page and gained absolutly nothing from it. xx
i dont know what to do because i like this guy but i am not the prettiest girl and with reading the 99 things about guys i noticed that he does some of this things that makes me and others think he likes me. but when hes around his friends hes sometimes a total jerk, but hes actually really nice. also he has been saying that he loves me just out in the open when everyone can hear so not knowing whether it is a joke or not. he danced with me at this thing we went to and gave me a lot of advice because i am shy and dont have much confidence. people say he likes me and i really want to go out with him but am too shy to ask him. whay should i do plzzz help me.
I m a girl. But from what i know abt guys- it dsnt make n e difference if u have confessed first, IF d guy really loves u. If he is talking abt sex which u dnt like, its normal n common now a days. Talking abt sex dsnt mean dat he only loves u 4 sex. Talking of sex or having sex dsnt imply dat d guy dsnt love u. Love n sex may go parallely, hand in hand. Ur guy may belong 2 d category of boys who wants sex more frequent as compared to other guys, bt its okay, dis may be his body need provoked by hormones. If u dnt like, counsel him, he may nt change over nite bt a gradual decrease on discussion or on his urge may be noticed. The above points r all said n justified ONLY IF UR GUY REALLY LOVES U. All d above points goes against him, if he is taking u as a pass by affair. N u r d best person 2 judge whether he really loves u or nt, we sitting on d website wnt b able 2 judge it .
The above reply was to Amelia’s post…Thanks.
im with a guy…and i really love him alot..and he does too..but he didn’t use to express his feelings much before..we are pretty open abt what we want from our life..we understand each other..but its just been three months hardly…n he started talking dirty with me..as in talking about sex.and all…but i dont like it..it makes me feel as if he is only interested in my body..iis this natural…i want to kno the answer from boyz ..from a boyz perspective…i mean…i love him….and i want that from him..but i dont want him to be soo open about it…i told him like 2-3 times but he does that n says sorry i wont speak like that again..n does it again…i need help some advice…does my guy really love me..or is he just interested in having sex with me
…..and by the way..i confessed to him first that i love him..my friends tell me that..by doing this i have decreased my value in his eyes…made myself easy to get..so he wont value me that much..is it soo boyz?????? if a girl confesses to u first..does it make any difference????
Dear Amelia,
I m a girl. But from what i know abt guys- it dsnt make n e difference if u have confessed first, IF d guy really loves u. If he is talking abt sex which u dnt like, its normal n common now a days. Talking abt sex dsnt mean dat he only loves u 4 sex. Talking of sex or having sex dsnt imply dat d guy dsnt love u. Love n sex may go parallely, hand in hand. Ur guy may belong 2 d category of boys who wants sex more frequent as compared to other guys, bt its okay, dis may be his body need provoked by hormones. If u dnt like, counsel him, he may nt change over nite bt a gradual decrease on discussion or on his urge may be noticed. The above points r all said n justified ONLY IF UR GUY REALLY LOVES U. All d above points goes against him, if he is taking u as a pass by affair. N u r d best person 2 judge whether he really loves u or nt, we sitting on d website wnt b able 2 judge it .
im with a guy…and i really love him alot..and he does too..but he didn’t use to express his feelings much before..we are pretty open abt what we want from our life..we understand each other..but its just been three months hardly…n he started talking dirty with me..as in talking about sex.and all…but i dont like it..it makes me feel as if he is only interested in my body..iis this natural…i want to kno the answer from boyz ..from a boyz perspective…i mean…i love him….and i want that from him..but i dont want him to be soo open about it…i told him like 2-3 times but he does that n says sorry i wont speak like that again..n does it again…i need help some advice…does my guy really love me..or is he just interested in having sex with me
…..and by the way..i confessed to him first that i love him..my friends tell me that..by doing this i have decreased my value in his eyes…made myself easy to get..so he wont value me that much..is it soo boyz?????? if a girl confesses to u first..does it make any difference???
Well, me and my crush actually like each other for already about 4 years and we made a commitment that we would wait for each other until college and i tell all these things to my girlbestfriend. But, soon my big sister and her friends saw my bestfriend and my crush texting things like “i love you” and the reply was “i love you more” and so on and so forth.I was really troubled i felt lonely sad mad i can’t explain anymore but when this was confirmed my crush told me he was just confused and my bestfriend was a wrong decision what should i do? i’m not sure who to believe anymore? im so hurt!!! my crush told me that he was sorry and he was planning to move on another school because of this. well, i don’t want him to!! should i stop him to or should i just let him go? should i continue being friends with my ‘so called’ bestfriend? does my crush still like me? PLEASE HELP ME!!! i’m so troubled!!!
go out with your best friend(ensure she is in a good mood)ask her politely if she likes your boyfriend and tell her that you will give up on him if the two of you love @other,lie about a guy that has always been asking you out and you will move on if they are having a relationship.BE FRIENDLY.get close to his best friend(BE friendly)
but most of all talk to him and if you find out he doesnt treat you right,move on.
hi, i dont think that you should be friends with this so called best friend because when people do the wrong thing and knowing it at the time shouldnt get to have you as a friend there are better people out there that desreve your time and effort. if it was me i would just erase your crush from your mind because how do you know the same thing or something worse won’t happen again, how do you know that he didnt just say that so he could get you back. it is not worth getting upset about people that dont deserve you and your time and effort. hope this helps. good luck
Hey. I have this boyfriend of mine who loves me sooo much. The problem is, when he’s having a joke with my bestfriend, they’re like flirting each other! it really hurts though but I can’t tell them what I feel because maybe my boyfriend will say that I’m too sensitive or my bestfriend will say that I don’t trust her or it wus just a big joke.. WHAT WILL I DO??
Just tell your friend becouse if she really is yo friend then she will understand you
why do guys flirt with almost everyone?
Its just a natural thing they do. but truly inside they are thinking about that one girl
there’s a saying that answers that question “young dumb full of cum”
I am a girl, and #76 is so true in my case.
Why am I even here? Weird. Usually I’m the last person to look at this crap.
Hi i like this guy who is shy around people except his friends.
We don’t talk much at all but I really do like him. Although hes shy, he stands out to me. I wished I could talk to him more
But every time I make an attempt, I get tongue tied and so nervous so I end up
Losing the courage. I don’t know whether it’s rejection I’m worried about or just my nerves.
I heard that he knows I like him. At first, he started talking to me..but I may have made him feel awkward around me because im a little shy towards him but with other guys im fine. When he’s around I try to act like I don’t really care or notice him and pretend to be having a blast with my friends when im actually bored of my mind and really just secretly taking notice of every move he makes in the corner of my eye. It seems he doesn’t care or notice me whenever I am around him. When we talk (which is seldom and our convos are an exchange of 3- 4 sentences) he is really nice and sometimes seems a bit nervous. There’s been a few times where I’ve caught him looking at me and hes sees me looking at him and he looks away. Sometimes i can’t be sure if he was looking. I keep thinking that maybe there is a chance he might like me too? But I don’t know. If there’s any guys out there who can give me any advice? And also answer these questions; what do you think when you find out a girl likes you but you and her don’t really talk and you didnt really know her at first. And what you’d do if you liked her back or what you’d do if you didnt like her? And signs that you might like her too? I guess I’m just trying to figure out what i should do. But I don’t know how he feels about me and if I even have a chance. He might be interested in prettier girls than me. I need some advice from a guys perspective. Thanks
It sounds like this guy doesn’t know how to express his feelings and that he really likes you. Do you like him back? If you think you and him could still be friends after a relationship and you like him go for it otherwise I don’t know what I can tell you…
If a girl liked me, I would talk to her more a bit to see if she’s my type. I assuming that your male friend guy likes you too, but isn’t sure that the rumours he heard were true or not. ‘Know what I mean? I think you should put your foot down and talk to him. Try to ask questions that doesn’t have a short answer. No yes or no questions! When a guy looks at you, then looks away when he finds out you caught him in the action totally likes you. DO NOT, I repeat, do not, wait for him to come out to you, please. He is afraid of rejection. Show him who’s Boss! (;
Dont try to be his girlfriendright off the bat, just become friends (and act like friends) and then he might see that he actually likes you if he starts to text you and stuff
Actually one girl i thought was pretty cute liked me i was thinking like “what” because i liked her a little bit. But i forgot about her. And one of her friends told me she liked me. Then this random guy told me that she liked me. I had a class with her and i could see her stairing at me. After that period i asked her out and she said possibly( with a big smile on her face) the next day i asked again and she said yes( i was freaking out)
Hi i like this guy who is shy around people except his friends.
We don’t talk much at all but I really like him. I wished I could talk to him more
But every time I make an attempt, I get tongue tied and so nervous so I end up
Losing the courage. I don’t know whether it’s rejection I’m worried about or just my nerves.
I heard that he knows I like him. At first, he started talking to me..but I may have made him feel awkward around me because im shy. When he’s around I try to act like I don’t really care or notice him and pretend to be having a blast with my friends when im actually bored of my mind and really just secretly taking notice of every move he makes in the corner of my eye. It seems he doesn’t care or notice me whenever I am around him. When we talk (which is seldom and our convos are an exchange of 3- 4 sentences) he is really nice and sometimes seems a bit nervous. There’s been a few times where I’ve caught him looking at me and hes sees me looking at him and he looks away. Sometimes i can’t be sure if he was looking. I keep thinking that maybe there is a chance he might like me too? But I don’t know. If there’s any guys out there who can give me any advice? And also answer these questions; what do you think when you find out a girl likes you but you and her don’t really talk and you didnt really know her at first. And what you’d do if you liked her back or what you’d do if you didnt like her? And signs that you might like her too? I guess I’m just trying to figure out what i should do. But I don’t know how he feels about me and if I even have a chance. He might be interested in prettier girls than me. I need some advice from a guys perspective. Thanks
Okay so I have a guy friend that I have known since like kindergarten and he came over for new years and well I don’t know it was weird… So when our parents went to their friends house down the street me and him were gonna go on a walk but then he stopped me in my tracks and said he wanted to kiss me and make out and I said no because he is practically my brother ( everytime he comes over i’m a huge flirt with him i have personally had a crush on him since i met him but never truly thought about it like this) then he said please lately i have been feeling very different about you and I just can’t stay away from you anymore and so he trapped me againt the door and said do i have to make the first move? so i just got it done and over with I didn’t want to… Did i do the right thing or should I have avoided him? and so like the rest of the night we snuggled with my head on his chest and he said i want to protect you from all harm and he finally like finally the first hes ever said this said i love you and it was like a dream come true but then our parents came home and were wasted so they had to spend the night that i was not okay with…. I didn’t feel comfortable and he kept chasing me and following me around the house and wouldn’t leave me alone so I got upset at him and I feel really bad and I can’t get him out of my head since… and I constantly have dreams about us and its starting to creep me out…
Where did that guys comment go?
i dnt thnk #47 is right u know for i have seen many such cases……….
most of the facts r RIDICULOUS and im nt a guy!!!!!!!
I think these “facts” are all right and at the same time all wrong. Truth is, everybody’s different. While these “facts” may be the absolute truth for one person; they may be completely wrong for another.
Article must be written by a female cuase it is way off.
Mostly agreed, except one thing–guys hate gays. In fact, even suggesting that guys hate gays pisses me off. I am a guy and my girlfriend showed me this list and when I saw that I went “Who the hell wrote that?!” Homophobic people are prejudiced and whoever agrees with it, please elaborate as to why you are racist.
listen being racist is hating someone of another RACE note sexuality you loser and guys do hate gays its a fact get over it and quite replying because you are lowering everyones I.Q by at least 10 points
This is wrong in so many ways.
Seriously? You should be purged from society. I think your inability to string together a coherent sentence shows what kind of naive, immature bigot you are.
For your information, most girls HATE homophobes. Good luck getting laid.
thats really rude to say you hate gays because gay people are the most fun
Hey guys look…. Where as I completely agree that not all guys hate gays (and whoever wrote this is a huge homophobe) this guy was just trying to get the point across so stop beating on him for it! Are you perfect?
Didn’t think so.
You should add something boys can look up sexual stuff Because they can get wild sometimes
Usually I do not read article on blogs, but I would like to say that this write-up very forced me to try and do it! Your writing style has been surprised me. Thanks, very nice article.
guys are totally opposite of the above……….
some of the points seems real and experienced.but it differs according to race,place and social back ground
I LOVE ZAC
WTF! i like girls in miniskirts! it turns me on a lot and not their brains!!
Go to hell you whore lover. Nobody Is going to go out with you unless you want a girl who has slept with at least 12 other guys. But hey, who to judge, lucky number 13 right?
OMG LOL I ALMOST PEEED MY PANTS WHEN I READ THIS!! anways i have brains and mini skirts so would that turn a guy relly on? of just the skirts? lol but somtimes im dumb so maby i shoyuld rethink that! and in ur opinion the guy i like parents are a little racest or so he told me so i dont know if we can excatly be together but i dont know if he was just saythg that to push me away or if hes telling the truth! also he asked me yesterday if i liked him and i do but i said yes but as a brother cause im kinda shy about my feelings and he said common girl and i gave up and said yes and he texted back in big letters AWSOM so does he relly like me or am i just a prize to him ! cause somethimes i thing its a game that he plays and he just likes to know hes a player! GOD WHY ARE BOYS SO ANOYING! o and help me out please!!!!! but im 5 3 umm mixed skin but people call me a cowtail ( cause im mixed on the outside but in my heart im a wight girl) relly rude and racist but i dont get offencive about it! umm i have a amazing smily and im relly photogentic, i have curlly hair but when i get my hair done he always goes wow and walks on! umm i weight 100 ilb im right about my weight but have a little pug but not noticalbe! im a surfer girl i surf 24/7 during the summer ! im a flirt but i cant date untill im 15 but not im 12 lol umm in 7th grade got alout of boys on my case . not trying to though but the one boy i relly like likes me and i think my frends but hes the school”play boy” so to say and all the girls are after him but he said im diffrent and he relly like me so idk but thanks for the help and HALIROUS COMMENT!!! BYE * kisses*
Also his frends look at my butt when we leave the gym room and i know it and people have tolde me and there his best frends and i told him and he fliped out! but his best frends flirt with me and stare at me and i relly think there ugly and anoying but i’m worried that i might break up his frend ship with them also agen i like to text him about this one guy i liked to make him jelous lol and it works lol he gets mad then go UR MY GIRL RIGHT! lol even though we dont go out hes my best frend ! lol and when i text the other guy and say the same thing he says” UR MY LITTLE LADY OK SO DONT LET A BOY LIKE HIM PLAY YOU” there soo sweet but they both get jelous lol and now they both like me and they have told me lol but im not the one looking for love of to be a flirt but i guess i am lol wow this didnt have anything to do with anything up there but i just wanted to brag about it cause i swore not to tell anybody! oooo one more thing we have dances and the next one if formal like bring a date do u think he will ask me to go with him cause if not im going with my best frends OR SHOULD I ASK HIM TO GO WITH ME? *kisses*
uhm excuse me thats a slut right there thats not a real girl but a girl with brains is priceless actually be nice to a girl b4 acting like a doushbag
hey i m so confused about the guy i have crush on.. i m so crazy about him.. i told him months ago that i like him.. he ws gentle to me and told that he has a gf.. after that i dun talk to him much as i go blank before him.. bt i and my friend too hv found him staring at me even if he is talkin to someone else since last two months.. bt at the same time he is even rude to me sometimes.. he asked her friend not to give me his number!! why so?
hey listen i dont wanna be mean or anything but being honest he likes you as someone to talk to but he is not into the whole relationship with you think and maybe your trying to hard for him just trying to help out
Out of all the boyfriends I’ve had only (less than) half of that is true.
I LOVE A GUY NAMED EMMETT O”MALLEY AND WE WERE REALLY GREAT FRIENDS BUT WE DIDN”T HAVE THAT MANY CLASSES TOGETHER SO WE KINDA STOPPED TALKING AND ITS SORTA REALLY AWKWARD KNOW HOW CAN WE BECOME FRIENDS AGAIN PLZZZ ANSWER!!!!!!
I am 11 and have a girl i like if she read this she would know how much i love her. She has been my valentine once and most boys gave cards, I gave a dozen roses that I gave to her at her house personally, then she gave me a kiss on the check in front of her parents.Two weeks later she started dating my third best friend.(roses are F****** expensive…but totally worth it.)
Ignore her she will hate that, I’m a girl & I hate to be ignored by a guy that I like well do that only of you want her back
Ok, you have got to be kidding me, fellow eleven year old. You brought ROSES?
What’s your point? I’m a girl, and I would actually get really freaked out if someone gave me roses.
Ok, maybe I haven’t seen the normal society. I’m in the class of nerds, the gifted class.
You’re trying too hard. And you freak me out. Okay, but that would make me laugh. A lot.
Most 11 year Old girls change their crushes constantly! Believe me I’ve been there! One dAy you like one guy the next day you like another…… If she’s really worth you then she will come back…. Oh and one more thing…… Youre ELEVEN! Dude your life Isn’t over! The fist time I had a date I was 13 and most people longer! Don’t dwell on it and remember….. You. Are. Too. Young. To give. Roses. And A has a point….. Ignore her…. She’ll want you back more
This whole thing sounds like it was written by an opinionated 14 year old girl.
99 facts about guys? The only thing you need to know is that we are…simply complex.
@ Matteh
That is very offensive i am a 14 year old girl. but the truth is who ever wrote this is wrong! thats all that matters!
Not meant to be offensive lol just a generalization. I know 14 year old girls aren’t all that bad. If I had the time I would re-write this entire thing.
yeah but u can let me say:
100: guys like hot girls NOT LESBIAN GIRLS
101:guys like kissing especially in bed
102: guys like makeouts even on the floor!
Umm thats u not all guys are like that expesaly middle school guys maby u and ur perv frends or oldder men but not young boys!!! and knowing that relly turns a girl off to u so keep that to yourself!
*kisses*
Guys don’t like hot girls. I am a girl they like Any girl that will do anything with them even if they are Bisexual or a Lesbain.
Guys are nice but alot of them only think about sex!
These sound like some 14 year old girl who’s had all of 2 boyfriends wrote it. I find that almost none of these are true with ANY guy I know. I found a lot of them were very offensive and stereotypical. Good try, but maybe try actually TALKING TO GUYS instead of just assuming.
if these r true then thts cutee!! well most of them not all
#27 Was STUPID. -_-
47.Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!……very true.
UHHH.. I think not.. I’m pretty big myself, but my boyfriend loves the way I look.. He thinks I’m beautiful in my own way. I kind of felt this comment “Offensive” because I’m 13 and weigh 200 pounds.. It doesn’t look like I weigh 200 pounds though. I loved most of these facts but some were just absolutely horrible. Goodbye(:
couple were off
but other than that
some r true
(im a girl)
but i asked most of my guy friends
and they agreed most r true
Wasnt so much off
A couple were off
but other than that
some r true
(im a girl)
but i asked most of my guy friends
and they agreed most r true
well almost everything is true but i dont think it is right 4 u 2 say that guys 4get abt girls later.well btw #22 is very very true lol
Some are not true but NO.22 is really true.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.
So true…
Thanks for the post,I realize I have underestimated my beau.thanks!Now I know why is he always wanna get married with me although I have rejected him twice!I’m going to send him a card with “YES” He’s now working at somewhere rural area!I’ll be at the ship tomorrow morning and today is our anniversary ^_^ I love you
@Ben thanks but still I don’t know how to approach it… maybe I’m just funny that way, I’ve dated a bit (not a lot) but a bit and I haven’t really grasped onto the whole thing. Like I can tell a guy flat out “I like you.” and deaql with the rejection, although I haven’t ever been rejected once. Thing is I can’t do that with him because I’m still unsure
Just wait til you finish school. Everything looks much clearer
But wouldn’t it be embarrassing if he says, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same” because then you’ve silt your guts out to him and he feels zilch. But tonight I’m going to see him
woww thiss is soo truu
honestly i like these facts.
man real stuff all these people sayn need to learn how to speak this is txt ppl like really im pretty sure wen u say lol u put laughing out loud all the time and dis list doesnt refer to all guys dats y it says a guy instead of all guys
i had an en teacher who just looked at me in lovely way & once told me that i’m nice & beautiful icoudnt get in touch with him what should i do?
one other thing, im a guy and i dont want my girl talking about her guy friends
Im 17 and hes 18
I’m 17 and he’s 18
I just wanted to ask 1 thing.i have a friend at school and he looks at me very very often.What does it mean????I love him very much but I don’t know if i should tell him.am 14 and he’s 19.This list is exactly him lol…
Thanks for the advice CLAUDIA90
Me and my ex boyfriend broke up 2 weeks ago, I really want him back, but he said he doesn’t want a serious relationship and that at this point of his life, he doesn’t want to be in a relationship, but last thrusday, somehow he texted me saying: waht you doin? and i said :nothing, why? , he asked me if i wanted to hang out with him ,I said yes (so I was gonna tell him what I really feel for him) . so he picked me up and we went somewhere to a back parking lot and he asked me who do i like, and i said: nobody actually and he said: “but me” and i was like: yeah …(confused for what he said) and then he kissed me but I didn’t reject him,because i like him so much… – after, he told me to go to the back of his car , so I did and so did he, and when we were there he told me how he doesnt want a relationship with anyone again but that he wanted me to be his ‘friend with benefits( i honestly felt super shitty, played and used, but i didnt say anything) . but then i asked him if he has someone else(because i felt like there was someone else) he said: ‘No.’ . after that he asked me again if i wanted to be his friends with benefits and I told him that I have respect for myself, that I’d love to, but no.
after that, we started kissing and then he asked me if i wanted to give him a bj or a hj (i felt like shit, again) but i said yes , so i did, after we did all that stuff , he said: im in a rush, ill drive u home and i was like: can we talk for at least 5 minuts? and he said: i can’t, im in a rush. and i said: oh because u got what u wanted ? and he said: don’t say that.. and i said: its true. bye and i got off the car and left. we haven;t talk since then, and it seems he doesnt care at all . i really want him back and im trying to be friends, i would do anything for him, please you guys, give me some advices of how i can get him to like me again!
If you tell me how old ya are and whats ya faith maybe i can help.
advice: don’t fall for it, you may like him, but he ain’t worth it, if you get him back, you’ll only get played again, you’ve experienced that already from him, that’ll only keep happening, plus he could have said the same to other girls
first i cant beleive u gav him a blowjob second try being friends with benifits becuz afterwards he’ll feel like he likes u more then he did and u’ll build a bond
a guy who tells your your beauiful loves u? and if a guy tells u he loves u once he really does?? hahahahah!!!! halarious., what a dream world
Some guys are sensitive like me, watch out. Make sure they’re sensitive!
but not too sensitive, it can turn out really bad, they can get obsessed, possessive and clingy (i.e. my last boyfriend) sensitivity is nice, but not to much
a guy can rili like u 4 a minute a forget afterwards depending on what you did… if u did smthing rili stupid he will forget about u
bro listenn. if your shy think to yourself ” its better knowing then stressing over it”. then you probally would grow some balls and make a move your ask him striaght up. but if he has a wife and kids or a girlfriend dont f*** with it. that would ruin your life. so wait untill you feel like he is flirting and ask. but be careful cause if he doesnt then its gonna be really akward afterwards. fuck age foreals. peopel need to pull that out they ass. im here guh. just do what i saiidd
we only live once yo’ . dont be a little punk bitch
I’m his last girlfriend …
ok……thnx……am gonna make it
i think most of this is stupid. i hate the word sometimes also. i mean girls and guys are both different and mysteries . we will never know what eachother want, because we all want and need different shiznitt… bro this shit is stupid . !!! stop reading it. man.
Sherylin: he’s not that old himself, and it’s not exactly unheard of for men in their twenties to fancy 16 year old girls. On the other hand, he’s your singing teacher, so of course he’s going to encourage you and praise your efforts–particularly if you’re shy. It would be remiss of him to do otherwise!
As for what you said about him getting close etc. it my be that you’re just fantasising things that aren’t really there, but it could be that he feels something for you.
However, consider this: you’re 16, he’s 22 and you’re his student! It would be a totally inappropriate relation, and you really shouldn’t expect to have anything with him–at LEAST until you finish school! lol.
By trying to get intimate with him, you will almost undoubtedly make things worse, so my advice is find someone your own age, and try to act professionally around him. The more professional you act, the more you will get out of your singing lessons. Good luck.
I understand that, Ben.I know it’s not uncommon to find guys in their twenties liking girls that are 16, heck I know a few people that are dating girls that are 16 and they’re like what 24 25.
So in your 2nd paragraph what you’re saying is eat could be either or? he could either like me or it could just be my imagination?
Thing is I’m not as shy around him, I mean I can take a compliment, but only if I believe I did a great job.
lol and IF emphasis on IF he does have any interest in me, I will wait until I’m done with school. (P.S he’s always asking how old I am, what grade am I doing and when am I finishing up with school.) I agree it would be completely unprofessional.
When you use the term ‘intimate’ it sounds like I want something more out of it lol.
Guys my own age are total dumbies, they like playing with every girl.
You say ‘You’ll make things worse” are they even bad? how so?
‘When you use the term ‘intimate’ it sounds like I want something more out of it lol.’
Thi is what you seemed to be implying above…
‘You say ‘You’ll make things worse” are they even bad? how so?’
If you fancy him and haven’t done anything to hide your feelings–and he also likes you–then it’s probable he’s caught onto your feelings. By ‘make it worse’, I mean that if you started to demonstrate obvious affection for him, it might lead you down a path you coud later regret, i.e. having sex.
Ultimately, it’s up to you what you do, but if you wait until you graduate to start something up with him, I think it would be preferable to pursuing a relationship now.
‘So in your 2nd paragraph what you’re saying is eat could be either or? he could either like me or it could just be my imagination?’
Yes, I didn’t really say anything useful there, lol.
Best wishes.
@Ben
No, I can’t see how I was giving it off lol the ‘intimate’ thing, I’m not like most girls here, I don’t go for ‘sex’ I have decided to wait until I’m married to someone who I love and who loves me.
I am waiting for after school, that would be better.
And he was like extra extra, extra nice during our lesson.
Thing is, I am not sure either way, like how do I handle this when I’m done with school? how do I approach it without looking stupid?
I appreciate all the help Ben
you sound like an intelligent girl, Sherylin – you’ll figure it out
Okay so this is what I’m battling with.
This guy I like is 22, I’m 16. Please don’t judge, I’ve seen and heard worse.
Anyway, this guy teaches me music, private lessons. So anyway, when we were singing ‘Your Song’ every time we sang that 1 bit ‘How wonderful life is, now that you’re in the world’
He would always look at me when he sang those lines, now I don’t know if it was to check if I’m singing or if it was because he really thought that way?
Anyway, number 2: last week we were doing our usual warm-ups and we got through them without me stopping and saying “oh haha” or whatever, and he was like “You got through the warm-ups all on your own!” Then he lifted his hand and said “Hi5″ now this moment didn’t really call for a hi5 but he got the hi5 anyway, so was it just his way of getting close? Or am I just imagining things.
And then every now and then when I laugh he looks at me and smiles, he compliments me on my singing although it’s not necessary, and when I look at him as if to say, “Really? Come on” he tries even harder to get me to believe it.
Then with one of my concerts I messed up on stage (not my proudest moment) he assured me the same week that I performed well and that he hadn’t noticed and that he was impressed by my guitar playing.
We spent 30 minutes discussing it!!!!
Then early this year (when I got him as a teacher) his leg touched mine and he didn’t move, then when he told me to stand up in our lesson he told me to move closer to him, maybe it was because I’m really soft or you know.
He always cracks jokes here and there, always asks me how I am, how my week has been, stuff like that.
He’s very shy, like me. So neither of us would have the guts to say if we liked each other or not.
We have a lot of things in common.
On the concert night I saw him giving me a few glances (maybe because my outfit had some sequence and I was the most dressed up person there lol)
So my question is, does he like me or not? I really don’t know, and if he does please tell me how to approach this whole thing, but remember we’re both shy people
Hey, don’t worry. i’m jus as shy, an so is the guy i like. just be friendly and try not to blush. trust me, that works.
That’s not easy lol, if you like a b=guy it’s kind of hard not to blush, but I am trying my best
x
well all ppl have there pain limits so it is possible to make him cry (sumtimz on the inside but then if its painfull enof then they wouldent be able to hold it in) btw im a guy i dont tease to show i like any one im really hope you ignored thous mean comments if you cant tell i encorege every one ps the nuts are a guys weak spot ow… ↑•↑
To d writer of al these, u really tried but not al are true. I’m a girl and hv realy learn alot 4rm al dis. More power 2ur elbow!
Why’s ya name concern????
U can say i m having a crush over a neighbours younger daughter. she is about 14 and me 16 ryte now. nearly from two years back i was noticing her that she is watching me very closely. one night i was outside sitting in fromt of my friends door which is nearest to her house. i saw her peeping outside and the sane night i saw her fight with her elder sister. when they both were fighting a kind of hesitation was seen in her as i passed. and a broad laugh on her face erupted. from that day onwards she came outside her door or leaves her home door open for late night and frequently come and see me. then i thought i will rise to next level. i gave fly kiss to her. she as usuall shyed and vanished.( when i was passing in front of her house if she was out side she was turing inside shyly). but from last week i have not seen her comming outside if she comes she gives no attention to me… it has lead to a deaster in my life. pls help friends…………..
You really gotta problem, you see i’m a girl and with girls you musn’t go to quickly in your relationships or you’ll scare them away.
Hope your relationship comes uot good in the end.
A friend.
Really???
What is wrong with people these days.
What happened to learning through experiance, every boyfriend i have had has been completley different.
This should be labelled 99 opinions not facts!
P.S Most of you need to learn how to spell.
Just saying
leaving some lines……………..rest are quite right
50% ok baki bakwas #
50% ok baki bakwas
I dont know my boyfriend is actually my best friend (starting the day i was born we were friends.) and hes an amazing person and rly know how to treat me and some of his friends are gay and i know him really well and hes very open and honst about thyings which is exactly the way i want him to be and hes not into talking dirty and cheating and flirting with other girls and he never would cheat on me beccause he wouldnt mess with me he knows better every guy that knows me knows better
lucky you!!!! you can actually date!!! i must be seventeen before i’m allowed to date!
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU’VE STARTED READING THIS. DON’T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY 1. say your name ten times 2. say your mom’s…… name five times. .. See More………………………………………. 3. say your crushes three times 4. paste this to four other groups If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday But if you read this and do not paste this then you will have very bad luck SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOU’RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH’S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU’VE STARTED READING THIS. DON’T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY 1. say your name ten times 2. say your mom’s…… name five times. .. See More………………………………………. 3. say your crushes three times 4. paste this to four other groups If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday But if you read this and do not paste this then you will have very bad luck SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOU’RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH’S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY
LMAO
GIRLS, JUST STAY TRUE TO WHO YOU ARE , AND THERE WILL BE BOYS THAT WILL LIKE YOU FOR THAT, CUZ THERE ARE SOOO MANY TYPES OF GUYS. THESE FACT MAY OR MAY NOT GO WITH UR BF SO DON’T TAKE FOR GRANTED THESE FACTS.
i think all of this are true but some of this are base on different experienses, and sometimes isnt true at all
I didn’t read past 24. Stupid comment. I don’t hate gays and neither do my friends. Only bitter losers hate gays because they feel threatened or mocked in some way.
Ok, to be fair, there are many guys who hate gays, but it certainly isn’t universal and is nothing to be proud of.
I’m not sure I agree with most of this. I’d say 70% are untrue, or apply to both genders, not just guys.
wow it’s true
Iv a question, r these all true? I have my first boyfriend- like first ever- not even had an innocent 4th grade bf, and I’m 12, I realy realy want him to like me/ love me. I don’t know how though. It’s summer break and I’m grounded- not allowed to have a bf, and so I can’t c him and I haven’t been able to see him for a month now and we’ve just been txting, we decided we would kiss the next time we saw eachother- iv been up 4 hours looking up how to kiss videos and stuff I stumbled across a vid that talks about this website and I was wondering if any of u culd help me???
1. your a little young to be dating
2. don’t bother with kissing videos, kissing comes naturally, as long as you don’t use tongue you’ll be fine
3. spell properly, it will help you in the long run (plus we can understand you much more)
this list irritates me
i understand it ,care a hak
#19 Is kinda ture , Guys want to hold girls hand more than girls do .
Yesterday my guy friend who Likes me and I like back . Held my hand during a movie and dident let go . When we droped them off he held my hand in the car and kissed me
. Holding hands can lead to many adventures !
Stopped reading after number 1.
hahah
what do you mean by laughing hahah? reply
Well I want some advise coz there’s this guy that’s 13 and hes really cute and when we got piggybacks from our friends he kicked me in the arse and also ona coach he came up to my friend and sat on him and he hovered over me wondering weather to sig on me or not and also he is slightly. Rough as he has done a lil weed and apparently has fingered a girl before I know he’s not the best news but I really fancy him but I don’t know if he does please help and give your advise on him xxxxxxx
non of this list is ture
omg im dont like #47 its dumb. and this is soo stupid its like so not true.
Erm.. Just because a guy calls you beautiful doesn’t mean that he likes you… That one is bogus. Lots of guys can call me beautiful but they haven’t liked me.
Exactly! i know i said this was good advice but your right bout tha one.
I have never so many illiterate postings on one site. Did any of you get past 3rd grade?
did you
hehehe…hey thanks 4 d strings of invaluable advices…though it’s kinda pathetic…
haha
anyways..my ques is why do guys hate girls who swear?
I am defiantly not a guy then. Cause a lot of these are false about me.
When my first 2 relation ships happened, i was used in both of them and discarded with no regret. Then my parents divorced and i lost my mind. In order to keep myself from going insane and possible suicide, my brain split personalities and sealed of my original personality. my main one is almost always active. my secondary is sealed off but surfaces rarley for short moment. My main personality is Dead seriously, highly logical, very emotionless, and hates Formality, Normality, can easily clear memories, and has alot of tolerance. my second personality is very Hot headed, Foul mouthed, over-hyperactive, Insane, hates Formality, Normality, “COOL” kids, And can properly experience emotions(Unlike my first personality, i can laugh, smile, cry, get nervous, and blush). Memories cleared cannot be recovered and i can clear them through choice only. Due to my being used in both relation ships, the memories have been cleared and i only have record of their existence. I want to know what drives girls to do those things and below is how different i really am.
2. Guys hate other flirts. – Lie, I never had problems with that
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards. – Another lie
4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is. – I have a highly adapting brain. if i say i don’t understand you, you didn’t properly convey a thought. No problem, just try agian.
5. Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering. – I rarely ask these questions and when i do, i’m dead serious
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. – Really, didn’t know that…
8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile. – Not me.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention. – Not me agian
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend. – LIE
13. Guys cry!!! – I am 80% emotionally disabled(unless my second personality is active). I can’t feel sadness or cry, but i can sympathize
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much. – I can, and my Second personality does ALOT
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat. – Not me
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. – I ignore those statments
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands – I don’t(again, my second personality would)
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. – I have a tendency to be dead serious. Doing that makes me not say anything i could stammer on.(2nd personality would)
21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you. – That is me thinking trying to see if it fit into my really busy life
22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow”. So true. – LIE
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly. – LIE
24. Guys hate gays! – Don’t hate, just dislike.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses. – Again My 80% emotional disability wouldn’t even think about that.(my 2nd personality might though.)
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him. – Never would have guessed.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can. – I can, but i don’t EVER gossip
32. Guys are very open about themselves. – Only when i trust someone i am.
33. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long. – I don’t like testers. in my opinion, they have a lack of trust which i have problems with.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot. – I am a mechanic… I really don’t mind it
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. – I only tease close friend when my second personality surfaces.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else. – LIE
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one. – I don’t get the wrong one
43. Guys virtually brag about anything. – LIE
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them. – LIE
45. Guys think too much. – LIE
47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does! – LIE
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!! – LIE
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl. – LIE, As a last resort, i use my memory wipeout technique.
50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more. – Memory Wipe if if i must.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy. – LIE, i adjust accordingly.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up. – I have lost experiences of this due to my Memory wipeout method.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically. – I take only my responsibility
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power. – I cannot change, my current state is my final state.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed P**** with their girlfriends…..sumtimes depends wen they want sumat. – I cannot be tammed. and my second personality has rebels to being tamed.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous. – 80% Emotional disablity disables nervousness(2nd personality abides by this)
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me” – No, I’m dead serious.
59. Guys don’t really have final decisions. – I do…
63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong. – Don’t believe in love at first sight. My primary Personality cannot experience love but my rare secondary can.
65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do. – Don’t care
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups. – I don’t
71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage. – My friends are the same as me, we don’t leak information(i have about 5)
76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well. – I take things 100% literal(unless there is easy sarcasm)
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more. – LIE
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite. – 1st personality wouldn’t do anything, second personality is trying not to explode laughing.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong. – I don’t
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it. – I deal with them…
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears. – Nope
83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee. – Mine are actually nerve dead so they don’t happen to be weak at all.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes. – Don’t pray
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair! – LIE
then you’re not a REAL GUY. and you’re so BITTER btw. lol.
den u r definately not a boy….
yu a gay……
don’t forget that you said you have two personalities, and that one of them rarely shows, plus you said that you are emotionless, so maybe most of this does apply to guys, or is even true, but you aren’t able to feel these things (as you claim) so maybe you shouldn’t be saying that about most of them. just because you don’t feel the same does not mean others don’t
You’re a bullshit dude, i mean c’mon my 2nd personality would blah blah blah YOU’RE FAKE, whoever dates you , would be in a big trouble. Douche Bag!!!
You dislike gays why?
so apparently, gay guys hate themselves? :L
My opinion is that everyone is different and no list can describe one group of people, not to mention an entire gender. I would also like some advice. It’ll take quite long to explain, for a head’s up. So there’s this guy in my class, let’s call him bob. well me, bob, and 2 other friends (let’s call them fred and sue) were “tight”. We had our own group and we would always sit beside each other in class. Well one of my friends told bob I liked him. Now we never talk, and when I walk up and say “hey” he always stutters and stammers. I’m sure he’s shy to talk to me. We usually still sit close, but not as close as we used to. And I’m not trying to sound uhm what is it, self-absorbed? self-centered? anyway, I’m very pretty, and not too fat, not too thin. Beautiful hair, lovely eyes. I’m also smart with big boobs. Sorry if that sounded self-absorbed/self-centered. Well I often see him stare at me. I was wondering if you think he’s staring at me because of looks or because he truly likes me? He’s admitted he likes me, but I think that may just be to not hurt me. And I was also thinking of asking him out, should I? One more thing to mention, he rejected me before (
) and I got my friend to do it, and I think that’s why. I’ve never seen him reject someone who asked him themselves. I was also eavesdropping in class the other day and heard him say something like “I only rejected her because………..her friend…….her” I think he said “I only rejected her because she had her friend ask me for her”. Then he said something about liking me. I know this is long, and must be boring to read but it would be great if you could help me. 
Do you think I should ask him out or no?
did you ask him? hope you did and he accepted!. i been asked before but i was to young and it was a marriage commitment lol
yeah ask him out:)
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU’VE STARTED READING THIS. DON’T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY 1. say your name ten times 2. say your mom’s…… name five times. .. See More………………………………………. 3. say your crushes three times 4. paste this to four other groups If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday But if you read this and do not paste this then you will have very bad luck SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOU’RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH’S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY
I think most of this is true..btw im a girl…lol..I LOVE U PATRICK HALL!!!!!
This sounds like a girl/woman wrote this. Most of them are wrong.
Hey ima guy and yeah we do cry but not all in front of people. i have a girl and i can cry in front of her. some of these things make guys sound like deuschbags-_- we arent all that bad
i agree but i think it is hot when a guy cries bcause im agirl and it is so hot when a guy cries it makes him look so sensitive i wish the guy i like would tell me he likes me already i mean hes been staring at me for like 2 weeks
Am I the only one who knows how to spell and/or punctuate properly here???
Great list by the way. It’ll really help me with the story I’m writing~ /thumbsup.
nice……………very nice..its good advice.,tnx to whoeva said dat
Youre right Tamera, it definitely is good advice.
Ha most of these apply to me…And I’m a girl
Really? Well I guess you’ll make a pretty good friend to me.
all of you that are fightingg..you are pathetic..
cut the bullshitt and grow up.
some not true…
Ppl say this list sucks! Others hahah lol lmao waterver!! Some say almost everything is true!! Why can’t a GUY just write this!? Not some person who thinks they know everything about the ‘opposite sex’. jeez I need clarification here!!!
Um…a guy did write this!
I tollaly agree
ok half of these aren’t true…all guys are diffrent
Well, most guys follow the guy with the molst girls……… So she 75% wrong
Im sitting here thinking dsng, most of this is true
I Don’t Not Agreed With You…
I LOVE U SATHEE.
What’s with the high school catfights?
1. For all the guys saying that gals shouldnt comment: its called 99 things GALS shuld buot gys
3. Eva 1 haz ther own opinion na mattaz how ya fight ya pplz neva gona get eva1 in diz whole world to agree1!
2.dis list is half tru an haf of it no cus sum gyz like galz chuba lika tada bear
guarentee this was written by a girl. this is putting guys down girls dont listen to this!!! we r nothing like this!!!
Number one thing girls need to know about us… Girls get sad and cry… Guys get sad then pissed and don’t cry… I hate it whEn omg is he crying… Guys don’t cry and if one does that means he’s weak and wants people to feel pity on him… Or his life is so messed up that he can’t take it anymore… Also break up with a guy as soon as he doEs anything to u out of anger… That’s how there r rapers in the world… Just mEssed up guys that are pissed
Guys don’t hate gays, well the bisexual and gay guys don’t. That in itself is a contradiction, and if you meant gay girls too, i could probably name a bunch of guys that like “lesbian action”..
#88 after almost 3years i finally understood this about men..he did really loved me after all. i would like to say thank you but i think i just have to keep it here in my heart. i’m happy for him for what he is now with his wife.
#88 after almost 3years i understand this about men..he did really loved me after all. i would like to say thank you but i think i just have to keep it here in my heart. i’m happy for him for what he is now with his wife.
I’m glad I see all of these negative comments. I was taking all of this literally. But I will keep in mind that parfum is a no no. I will also inform my aunt that is a perfume model of this fact…
DON’T READ THIS.YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVEROF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU’VE STARTED READING THIS. DON’T STOP. THIS ISFREAKY1)say your name 10 times2)say your moms name 5 times3)say your crush’s name 3 times4)PASTE THIS TO FOUR OTHER QUIZZES.IF YOU DO THIS YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS YOU ON THE NEARE……………………………STFRIDAY. BUT IF YOU READ THIS AND DONT PASTE IT YOU WILL HAVE BADLUCK.SEND THIS TO FIVE QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU’RE DONE PRESS F6ANDYOUR CRUSH’S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SOFREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!
i hope u’r happy now
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What the hell!!!!! Almost none of this is true!!!!!! Although I do hate gays.
Seriously this is crap, I hope no one believes it.
DON’T READ THIS.YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVEROF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU’VE STARTED READING THIS. DON’T STOP. THIS ISFREAKY1)say your name 10 times2)say your moms name 5 times3)say your crush’s name 3 times4)PASTE THIS TO FOUR OTHER QUIZZES.IF YOU DO THIS YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS YOU ON THE NEARE……………………………STFRIDAY. BUT IF YOU READ THIS AND DONT PASTE IT YOU WILL HAVE BADLUCK.SEND THIS TO FIVE QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU’RE DONE PRESS F6ANDYOUR CRUSH’S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SOFREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!
DON’T READ THIS.YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVEROF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU’VE STARTED READING THIS. DON’T STOP. THIS ISFREAKY1)say your name 10 times2)say your moms name 5 times3)say your crush’s name 3 times4)PASTE THIS TO FOUR OTHER QUIZZES.IF YOU DO THIS YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS YOU ON THE NEARE……………………………STFRIDAY. BUT IF YOU READ THIS AND DONT PASTE IT YOU WILL HAVE BADLUCK.SEND THIS TO FIVE QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU’RE DONE PRESS F6ANDYOUR CRUSH’S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SOFREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!
Okay so i need some advice. I had a crush on a guy for about 2 years, ever since he asked me out for his best friend. I thought it was true love. It wasn’t. He wrote ‘In need of girlfriend, sign up here.’ and of course it would be embarresing if I did, so the teacher (they happen to be great friends)
asked if anyone was interested in him and no one said anything. He wasn’t in there but his friend was, and my face turned bright pink just then. His friend saw and he smiled. Later, I saw them looking in my direction, smiling, and whispering. I thought he liked me too. But, from sources like wikipedia and google and whatever it seems he is just humoring me. I was sad for two days. His other best friend has seen me in class, looks at me, and a couple days ago did what no other guy did; he smiled and let me go first. I smiled back and I think I’m falling for him. In my science class, there’s a cute guy named Clay, (funny guy) that stares at me with his head on his desk, when I look at him and look away, he keeps staring and when I repeat it, he looks away and focuses on his work again. They’re both nice and I have no idea what to do. Do I just wait till something happens? What if nothing ever happens because I just waited? I wish I had answers but right now hardly anything makes sense. I’m pretty confident, I wouldn’t call myself ugly, most people say I’m pretty and nice. I love to joke around. But I’m quiet and never get asked out. I’ve gotten rejected cause I was too pale, but now I wear a little makeup.
Wow. I’m sitting here in shocked amazement, at both the poor and naive “list” of “99 facts about guys girls should know”, as well as the sheer level of absurd illiteracy being displayed in 90% of the comments, reflected by the fact that even the word “certain” is horribly butchered to “surtine” by “David” on August 21st at 7:07am.
This may very well be, the most immature and juvenile “relationship list” type of article I have EVER encountered on the internet. There are far too many “facts” to list here, that sound exactly like a 5th graders view of “guy facts”.
For further proof of my point, please refer to #83:
“#83-Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.”
This “fact” alone, proves, that this is written by a young boy who’s balls have not descended, and possesses ZERO knowledge of being a guy. Sorry Felix, but this list is the biggest joke of “guy facts”, I have EVER encountered. And really, IF you’re over the age of 17, and you have pretty much finished puberty, then you seriously LACK in “guy facts”, if the weakest place on YOUR body is your knees.
Ever been kicked in the balls and fallen to the ground in immeasurable pain, profuse sweating, and almost passing out from pain? Obviously not.
Girls, please, DO NOT read this expecting any decent “facts” about guys. I’m positive this was written by either a girl, or a 4th or 5th grade boy, who has never even so much as held hands with a girl, but lies upon his bed dreaming about the day when a girl will touch his hand.
And, the grammatical skill of 90% of the comments here, well, if that is the level of reading/writing comprehension of those in the future to lead our country, we may as well just nuke ourselves off of the earth, before one of these jackasses is voted into power and destroys this country out of sheer stupidity.
Thanks for bringing out a fact like this. I really think many people like me will understand what i mean.
Cheaters change. I cheated on every single girl I dated in highschool. Every single one. Today I’m a junior in college and I have met the girl of my dreams. I met her last year and I can’t even imagine hurting her or cheating on her because seeing her sad would hurt me as well.
alot of these r just quotes lol u would get the same by typing “sweet quotes” on google…beeing a “strait” guy thts been in a relationship 4 almost 6 years do NOT use this lol trust me, everyone is different and thts just how the world works ..the only way 2 b good at it is 2 get out and experience it urself
more than half of these r SOOOO untrue!
What the hell? Guys hate gays? Last time I checked a lot of guys are gay. =/
exactly! i do not hate gays! i love them….your stupid man (whoever made the list)
Wow…..it’s a nice and as well as funny post
As a boy, I feel quipped, but i don’t feel hurt…haha. Here is an article that can make a man realize his guilty : How to Understand Woman
ok this guy he does alot of weird random stuff like flicking me, high fives, etc. he tells me stuff like his dreams he even had one about me. i like him but i dont no if he likes me. Does he like me?
ok this guy he does really weird things around me like flicks me, random high fives,etc. he also tells me stuff like dreams hes had. he even had one about me. Oh and iv seen him looking at me but not for a really long time just like a minute or two. i cant tell if he likes me. Does he like me?
well , 60% are true can apply on most of the normal guys , and upto 80% -90% does apply if the guys is simple living . and mentality of guys differs with environment and girls can expect the things , based on the location and suitation they are on . now-a-days , guys go crazy with lot of things , and cant expect any of the listed …. but the real nature are still the same , when they alone and think individually , then i am sure 80% of listed items does apply , and most of the time , guys are influenced by there surrounding friends , and behave as they are . so good luck .
89# ”If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.”
BULLLSHIT!
Well; honestly most of these are true.
– #REAL TALKK 
My boyfriend, well ex [moving away from him, but we still do call each other babe, baby, and tell each other i love you and miss you], Is like this.. No Lie at all. He is very talkative, and tells me he loves me about everyday. The one about guys not liking gays/lesbians. Majority of it is 95.7% true. My boyfriend, had told me he has nothing against it.. BUT He does NOT want me to be gay or be around gays. Maybe most of you females never had a good experience with your relationships and you were just being played. I am HALF black and HALF asian. I am a bit thick, not really though in the hips. He loves touching me around that area. SO’ Miss.”Imma black girl with hips.” that dosent mean anything. Males pefer any girl with hips or without.. I think they just want some curves
Hey man, all these observations of urs are bang on……..they are absolutely correct……….of course a few need mild changes from person to person.
n YEAH………U R RIGHT ABOUT THE GAY HATE!!!
They are a DISGRACE to Men.
Lesbians are sexy things n hott too but these gays are pussies. They should be buried Alive!!
Man!!! I wish the girls at my school would read this!!!
? All of you are taking this way to literal. I found it halfway okay. But as for you cussing and calling eachother names over this… that’s just dumb, and where did Jesus come into the picture?
man who so ever has written this it is damn true
#37 worrys me…. considering… my best friends boyfriend always asks me things about her.. :/ like what he should do for valentines day… but he always talks about how much he loves her so i hope i havfe nothing to worry about ^.^
Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention. yeah i agree.
Ok if people think skinny girls are gross or fat girls are gross get over it!! Some choose if they wanna be skinny as in they work out every day and go on diets and make themselves throw up but some girls are skinny cuz they don’t like to eat a lot cuz they don’t get very hungry but Fat girls (I know this might sound mean) they care about their appearance but want guys to like them for them and this does not apply for everyone!!
DON’T READ THIS.YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVEROF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU’VE STARTED READING THIS. DON’T STOP. THIS ISFREAKY1)say your name 10 times2)say your moms name 5 times3)say your crush’s name 3 times4)PASTE THIS TO FOUR OTHER QUIZZES.IF YOU DO THIS YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS YOU ON THE NEARE……………………………STFRIDAY. BUT IF YOU READ THIS AND DONT PASTE IT YOU WILL HAVE BADLUCK.SEND THIS TO FIVE QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU’RE DONE PRESS F6ANDYOUR CRUSH’S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SOFREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!
i totally agree with this list
some of them might be vice versa in some guys thou 
good job making this list at least now girls would understand us guys more 
i totally agree with this list
some of them might be vice versa in some guys thou 
good jog making this list at least now girls would understand us guys more 
DON’T READ THIS.YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVEROF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU’VE STARTED READING THIS. DON’T STOP. THIS ISFREAKY1)say your name 10 times2)say your moms name 5 times3)say your crush’s name 3 times4)PASTE THIS TO FOUR OTHER QUIZZES.IF YOU DO THIS YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS YOU ON THE NEARE……………………………STFRIDAY. BUT IF YOU READ THIS AND DONT PASTE IT YOU WILL HAVE BADLUCK.SEND THIS TO FIVE QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU’RE DONE PRESS F6ANDYOUR CRUSH’S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SOFREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!
guys are people too. Get to know him and stop looking for relationship advice
I’m a guy and most of these things apply to me… but I know things that change the way these guy-facts applies to me…
for example… (applies to fact #88) I wouldnt let go of my girlfriend because me and her have something that would last forever… and believe it or not, heaven does exist and there is a system of how things works for all of us…even with relationships… but it’s a long “story”… anyway.. i wouldnt let go becuz she is too much of a part of me…letting go is like a way of dying…. giving up… letting go of a part of yourself…. it’s not the answer..not for me and it doesn’t have to be for her…especially when we truly love each other… and we dont need to replace ourselves… we love each other for everything we are…and can and will do and have done…sometimes i feel like she is better off with another guy… sometimes i feel like i might be better off with another girl…I’m happy with what i have and i would never replace it.
So i would never let go..because it’s not the right thing to do…also there is eternity, at least we believe in it, and i would shoot for eternity if i can
even if it doesnt exist.. becuz thats how serious i am about it..
also, if a guy flirts, sometimes it’s cuz they want to feel good i guess..same for some girls? but you dont need anyone but your girlfriend to make you feel good and ur friends… which you shouldnt be flirting with either lol…
I dont flirt with other girls ..I grew up feeling like girls would only hurt me if i showed them my feelings, even a little so yeah.. i know they wouldnt hurt me now…i dont want to have fun with them when i want to have fun with my gf ..so guys dont effing flirt with other girls, you guys need to get smacked lol…
um could anyone give me an idea why guys probably do love girls more than the girls love them ? when he is serious in a relationship that is… would be nice if someone could decompress and expand on this?
and yeah if a guy says he cant sleep if he doesnt hear your voice… that does sound like a stupid excuse…unless well what he really means is he wants to know if you still love him and he kind of doubts your love…
after all… apparently serious real loving guys would seem to love a girl more than a girl does…so um… maybe i should read a list of proofs and hints that a girl really loves me lol
I’m a guy and most of these things apply to me… but I know things that change the way these guy-facts applies to me…
for example… (applies to fact #88) I wouldnt let go of my girlfriend because me and her have something that would last forever… and believe it or not, heaven does exist and there is a system of how things works for all of us…even with relationships… but it’s a long “story”… anyway.. i wouldnt let go becuz she is too much of a part of me…letting go is like a way of dying…. giving up… letting go of a part of yourself…. it’s not the answer..not for me and it doesn’t have to be for her…especially when we truly love each other… and we dont need to replace ourselves… we love each other for everything we are…and can and will do and have done…sometimes i feel like she is better off with another guy… sometimes i feel like i might be better off with another girl…I’m happy with what i have and i would never replace it.
So i would never let go..because it’s not the right thing to do…also there is eternity, at least we believe in it, and i would shoot for eternity if i can
even if it doesnt exist.. becuz thats how serious i am about it..
also, if a guy flirts, sometimes it’s cuz they want to feel good i guess..same for some girls? but you dont need anyone but your girlfriend to make you feel good and ur friends… which you shouldnt be flirting with either lol…
I dont flirt with other girls ..I grew up feeling like girls would only hurt me if i showed them my feelings, even a little so yeah.. i know they wouldnt hurt me now…i dont want to have fun with them when i want to have fun with my gf ..so guys dont effing flirt with other girls, you guys need to get smacked lol…
um could anyone give me an idea why guys probably do love girls more than the girls love them ? when he is serious in a relationship that is… would be nice if someone could decompress and expand on this?
and yeah if a guy says he cant sleep if he doesnt hear your voice… that does sound like a stupid excuse…unless well what he really means is he wants to know if you still love him and he kind of doubts your love…
after all… apparently serious real loving guys would seem to love a girl more than a girl does…so um… maybe i should read a list of proofs and hints that a girl really loves me lol
btw im using an email i hardly ever use..
who ever wrote this was kind of an ass.
hating fags& caring about weight.
a real man wouldn’t care.
Aw
This has given me alot of Hope, Thankyou 
xxx
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A lot of these are true and some of them aren’t.. But almost all of them can apply to at least one guy. My ex made a lot of these statements true. =/ He’s an a** though..
Well, just to let u know I am a guy so you can trust my answer. I am on this page because I was just checking things girls liked and was curious if any of it was true so I went onto this site to get a general idea by seeing if the stuff I already know is true …. And yes I would say that this is relatively true , good article..
Well, just to let u know I am a guy so you can trust my answer. I am on this page because I was just checking things girls liked and was curious if any of it was true so I went onto this site to get a general idea by seeing if the stuff I already know is true …. And yes I would say that this is relatively true , good article.
Please for the love of god…when you type, don’t type like your some retard child in the second grade who doesn’t know how to spell. Reason being, it makes you seem very ignorant and it’s very annoying to read. This is America, speak english for gods sake type real words people can understand.
Its like you read my mind! You seem to know a lot about this, like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you could do with a few pics to drive the message home a little bit, but other than that, this is magnificent blog. A great read. I’ll certainly be back.
most of these are some what false, but some are true.
I’m a girl and I love video games, metal/alternative music and HATE make-up and girly things. Although most people say guys don’t like makeup, there’s a guy I know who likes this girl who basically shows no original facial features. Dark foundation, crappy eyeliner and mascara x( (She also hates me :] Yeah, she’s not the nicest person I know..) But the same guy ^ is kinda “girlish”? More so than me I guess.. His friends used to be all girls and still kinda are :s
I would love to know how a guy thinks and tell some guy how a girl thinks. It’s really weird, I think a lot, but this list isn’t helping with the guy theories I come up with.
1. this is the most messed up list i have ever read
my boyfriend seems to be the exact opposite!
2. don’t post anymore facts. cause you’re terribly wrong
this list was probably written by a silly girl who knows nothing about guys.
Yeah, probably. I love it when girls think they’re like the goddess of love and know everything about guys and romance. XD
This whole page generalizes girls. I don’t care for make-up, and I don’t care for romance. This makes people believe that girls only care for finding their true love, which I find stupid. Love at first sight is only a myth.
Video Games > Love
Cartoons > Romance
Drawing > Make Up
You shouldn’t generalize either my friend.
I’d rather spend 2 hours with my girl friend rather than stare at a damn monitor for hours.
On a side note, 99 things is too much.
10 things is usually the one more accepted
I’m a girl, and I don’t care who likes me and who doesn’t. I see no point in boyfriends or girlfriends.
Plus, cartoons and video games are fun.
I’m a girl, and I don’t care who likes me and who doesn’t. I see no point in boyfriends or girlfriends.
Also, mainly this things says that girls ONLY care for romance and fashion. (i.e. A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.)
Am I honestly the only girl who thinks this is just completely wrong, about boys AND girls?
hey
my bff is a guy and he hav a crush on my other bff .
i think this stuff is so cool
i am going to copy this and send to my guy friend
he is gonna freak out
hey
my bff is a guy and he hav acrush on my
4) No, it usually means what you said didn’t have a clear meaning.
5) Nah, I’ll usually say, dammit, I’m stammering like a motherfuck!
12) No, I don’t need to drink. I just need to know you want me to say the cold hard truth.
13) Haven’t been able to cry in a couple years.
20) Sometimes
21) No, it’s because I’m unable or unwilling to do it.
24) Hell no.
28) No, you couldn’t understand me if you were listening intently. I make no sense.
35) No, don’t care that much.
37) Not a chance in hell would I consult your best friend for help with you.
39) No, I go out of my way to be normal.
47) Only if it’s extreme.
58) No, it means leave me alone.
65) That would narrow the playing field down to 0, so no.
68) Don’t care.
78) It’s impossible to offend me.
82) Couldn’t care. I’m a trucker when it comes to that.
83) Balls
94) I’m an atheist. What about that.
95) Sometimes
98) Depends
Ok, i REALLY think this is stupid, not all guys are like this! And im a girl, and i know guys aren’t shallow… well some aren’t lol ok atleast the ones i know (:
if he puts you are around your waist does it mean he likes you?
#47 is harsh. this whole thing is saying how sensitvie guys are, well 47 is rude.
i do not agree.
DON’T READ THIS.YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVEROF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU’VE STARTED READING THIS. DON’T STOP. THIS ISFREAKY1)say your name 10 times2)say your moms name 5 times3)say your crush’s name 3 times4)PASTE THIS TO FOUR OTHER QUIZZES.IF YOU DO THIS YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS YOU ON THE NEARE……………………………STFRIDAY. BUT IF YOU READ THIS AND DONT PASTE IT YOU WILL HAVE BADLUCK.SEND THIS TO FIVE QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU’RE DONE PRESS F6ANDYOUR CRUSH’S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SOFREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!
DON’T READ THIS.YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVEROF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU’VE STARTED READING THIS. DON’T STOP. THIS ISFREAKY1)say your name 10 times2)say your moms name 5 times3)say your crush’s name 3 times4)PASTE THIS TO FOUR OTHER QUIZZES.IF YOU DO THIS YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS YOU ON THE NEARE……………………………STFRIDAY. BUT IF YOU READ THIS AND DONT PASTE IT YOU WILL HAVE BADLUCK.SEND THIS TO FIVE QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU’RE DONE PRESS F6ANDYOUR CRUSH’S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SOFREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!
Alot of this comes off really sexist and stereotypical to me
IKR!!!!!!! and they can be such IDIOTS at times >:(
GUYS ARE CRUEL!!!!!
wow this website helps a lot and kinda (im mean really) describes a guy i know, so instead pay attention to the fuking facts and see if it describes someone u know or something other than bitch at one another jeez! i mean seriously…and if u continue the stupid fight then try not to bring god into this u fucking retards
oops i saw the old conversations srry but seriously lot of this is true but other things…..B..S!
wow dang everybody arguin but seriously this list is bs nobody knows wht a guy thinks but tht guy! everyone is different get the f**k over it! not everyone is the same…
… what a load of bull crap. You can tell that this was written by some 13 year old.
… what a load of bollocks. You can tell this was written by some 13 year old.
SO , some of you guys are really … interesting .
JUST SAYING .
Not all girls go for guys because of their looks . And not all guys do that either . Only people that are full of themselves look for hot people, because they think they’re so great and can get whoever they want.
Y I agree with almost of them!
These r all soo true
ya like all of this shit is just opions and why should we believe this anyways and like i aint abou to change who i am so that i can look the way a guy thinks i should so piss on all the guys who dont love or like you just the way you are cause everyone is beautiful in their own way
this shit is retarted whoever wrote it should get fucked up
yeah yeah true……!!!
A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
So true. I am always worried she doesn’t. As for the gay remark, it is usually because girls hang out with Gay guys a lot and guys don’t like seeing the girl they like with any guy whether straight or gay. I think.
DON’T READ THIS.YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVEROF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU’VE STARTED READING THIS. DON’T STOP. THIS ISFREAKY1)say your name 10 times2)say your moms name 5 times3)say your crush’s name 3 times4)PASTE THIS TO FOUR OTHER QUIZZES.IF YOU DO THIS YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS YOU ON THE NEARE……………………………STFRIDAY. BUT IF YOU READ THIS AND DONT PASTE IT YOU WILL HAVE BADLUCK.SEND THIS TO FIVE QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU’RE DONE PRESS F6ANDYOUR CRUSH’S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SOFREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!
that is a very stupid quiz NOT WORKING
hey i am a girl and my boyfriend is weak and he loves it when i swear and that i am storgher than him so what do i do
this is stupid and stereotypical. Not all guys are like that.
true
this is stupid and stereotypical.
I think that this list is a bunch of high school crap. Some things are true, others are just stupid, but hey, who am i to judge this person’s opinions.
so, there’s this guy in my class and i wanna know if he likes me. we dont talk that much. i can be a bit self-conscience and get really shy around guys. but he is really funny and gets me to talk sometimes. occassionally i catch him looking at me like he wants to say something but then he turns away quickly so it’s a little awkward. and i notice that he stands beside me when we’re in a group of friends. so i could use some help because I’m kind of confused. please help me if you can. and if you have any advce for me that would be great. thanks
24# bicth plz guys do not hate gay people ( gay people are also guys ) as well as the fact that you seem not to what to generalize but are stereotyping men based on the overley feminist veiws instiled by your mother !!! $&@# idiot
88 is true
Why are you people criticizing this so much? I found this amusing to read and most of it is actually very true!
written by a girl who clearly doesn’t know anything about how most guys think. These are just stereotypes.
I have a bf that is in foster car 5 miles away in another town….this is the second time we have dated because the first time he was dating another girl and then asked me out and i had no idea… i found out we broke up….i gave him another chance i do believe in the saying once a player always a player… so now im worried he says is foster parents get mad when i call so today i didnt call untill the evening n he didnt call me all day n said he wuld call when he woke up so im thinking i should not call untill he does but i dont want him to think im not interested anymore and hes 1 that you have to get to talk…i just wanna know how he feels i wrote down how i felt about him and our relationship but he wuld get mad if he read it i think…what should i do?
whats with all that stuff bout dudes not being afraid to cry the only dude ive seen cry is my dorky twin brother! and i say that girls rule seriusly he was trying to choke me once and with out thinking i soccer punched him and almost knocked two teeth out!!!
i dont think a lot of this is true. but what is sad is that a cute boy that liked me is going to a different school now. i would sit on the window seat on the bus cause i like looking outside and he would do whatever it takes to sit beside me in that seat. and i renember having a small crush on him in 1st or 2nd grade. and he talks to me alot and such but he was mainly interested and me. and we had alot incomin but now im just now starting to realize that i like him alot. so maybe i was kinda mean when he asked for my number all those times and i gave him fake numbers and once my friends number
there r many contradicting statements in the list….. perhaps they might b contextual…w/e….its pure shit
DON’T READ THIS.YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVEROF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU’VE STARTED READING THIS. DON’T STOP. THIS ISFREAKY1)say your name 10 times2)say your moms name 5 times3)say your crush’s name 3 times4)PASTE THIS TO FOUR OTHER QUIZZES.IF YOU DO THIS YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS YOU ON THE NEARE……………………………STFRIDAY. BUT IF YOU READ THIS AND DONT PASTE IT YOU WILL HAVE BADLUCK.SEND THIS TO FIVE QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU’RE DONE PRESS F6ANDYOUR CRUSH’S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SOFREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!
this is bullshit!!! guys do not love girls more than girls love guys in a serious relationship!!! b freaking s!!!
uhhhh it didnt work for me
this is a phony task.
I highly disagree. IT SOOO DOESN’T WORK!!!
umm yea pretty much 90% of these ”facts” are true.
i was actually searching for facts about girls… well nvm
its somehw true
blah..it’s kinda true…LOL..ROTFL
maybe some aren’t true but i notifydat number 96 is kinda true….one of my friend(a boy) h8 it really…..
now i know why some boys tries to get out from me……
I was liking this list until #24.
true that!!! all boys hate when other boys flirt with their girl friend….
You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
false not all good guy pray
haha, this is so funny how everyone is arguing we are ALL diffrent face it…
I ha d a boyfriend but he left and i using tips for this website to help me get a more
I FELL IN LOVE WITH SHORTY WHEN I SEEN HER ON THE DANCE FLOOR SERIOUSLY]
Um, girls I don’t want to be rude but you have no right on telling this guy if this list is wrong or not. We are not guys and we will never think as one, no matter how tomboyish you are. I think we shouldn’t speak on this case but listen to the guys and see if the list is correct or not. I’m sure not all the guys agree with the list, but I also see that some do. I agree with David, thought he said it rudely!
i need help, i like this guy and my friend told him, he just smiled. i used to sit right next to him, he would tell me like everything and smile at me alot and make me laugh. he said we were “tight” i dont sit near him anymore and i havent talked to him since the day before yesterday, all my friends say that hes always looking at me and smiling at me, i havent noticed. so does he like me? i cant tell.
trust me tasha. he likes you a lot. and if you really like him you should ask him out. trust me. unless he is with someone else, he will say yes
tasha all guyz want is sex….so If u r looking for that go ahead.
this was so stupid and not all guys hate gays
The perfect girl doesn’t exist, so get over it.
guys doesn’t have any feelings at all. Or is it because.. I haven’t met someone like that before? Most Guys Are Soooo Childish, they want a Sexy Girl with big boobs or something.. & ’88′ is just a big Lie. I was Like.. Serieusly, Guys aren’t really that Sensitive right? It’s so unbelievable..
In My Oppinion; Love Has Fade Away. Love is becoming a game. It’s not love anymore. The Only thing what ‘guys’ do, is make you happy 4 just a moment, then break your heart in thousand pieces. They Move on, in about A week. While we are still crying about those f*king bastard for a few months. So.. don’t give me this crap, because Love isn’t that special anymore.
someone is over reacting and being very stereotypical. Sure you can have those opinions but its best not to share them if they are that extreme. You probably just fall for that dickhead guy everytime
I’m a guy. Half this list is true. Most has bias, but your response has more bias than anything I have ever seen. Whoever dumps who is the one that gets over t quickly. Have you ever see a girl dump a guy and then cry for a month? No, the guy is now the one who is saddened “the one who got away”
You know, girls do the exact same thing u just described. And usually for a guy, it’s not all looks. If you’re nice, fun, and albeit decent looking (girls are just as shallow), a guy will stick with you. In most cases though, once a guy gets into a relationship with a girl, she and her friends become such a headache that the guy doesnt move on, they get completely sick of her. Bottom line, you gotta be a guy to understand it. Just like we can’t understand why girls cry all the f**kin time.
PS: Im not even gonna say “not all girls but some” because that goes without saying.
Theres a couple of true things but i also see alot of lies…………
by far the worst list ever assembled.
wow this is interesting this make boyz look like jerks hahah cuz they really are haha
hahah boys really do cry like a lot, but not more than a girl, but they have a lot of feelings. It also depends on the guy a lot of them prefer skinny girls but ive met a lot that think skinny girls are nasty lol.
this is so stupid, I think I might die.
This list is highly misleading and stupid but few things are true.
okay some of these are true, but some of yall are right. it matters on the dude. if a dude has a prob with the way a girl looks, then he can get over it. if a girl has a prob with the way a guy looks then get over it. society has gone from love at first sight, to take the hottest one. if you’re a smart, genuine, nice, funny, person with a heart, brains, and confidence, then you shouldn’t have to worry! Every girl is beautiful and every boy is handsome! Don’t look for a mate, just keep living your life and you’ll find one unexpectedly. There’s a girl/guy for everyone!!! <3
So true elizabeth. i know its cliche but some people find beauty on the inside (by the person’s personality) and some do find it by sexual attraction. but if you like a person so much then you should know how they really are. but with some of these you must really not know the person you took this quiz for to find out if they like you(:
well i guess most of the list iz true sum izn’t…..depending on the guy nd yes i hv to admit i learned so much thingz i wudn’t hv heard otherwize….. thnx v mch
That list isnt true :/
I love when my girlfriend plays with my hair but NOT MY THINGS!!!
YOU FAIL
I’m a guy, and although I hate to admit it, most of the stuff here is accurate. You forgot to mention that guys like crazy girls.
Im a guy, and whether I want to admit it or not, most of this stuff is true.
ok well, problem i met this guy he asked me to cum over his moma aint gon be there ant i hav no clue what to do bc i dnt want it ti be bout..you kno what!! buh anywho i think i might love him i ma in the 9th grade should i wait or proceed with my feelings for him??
I’d say don’t go. If you wanna avoid “you kno what!!” then avoid situations where “you kno what!!” can occur. If you love him, then THINK about what you should do. Your feelings and your heart is only ever going to tell you where you want to go, but it’s not fool-proof, so your mind has to be the guiding force of your heart. the fact that you don’t know whether you should go over to his place says that you’re doing the right thing by thinking about it, but also tells me you’re not entirely sure you can trust him OR yourself in that situation, so if you think it’s something you can’t handle just don’t go. You’ll have other opportunities to hang out together, and if he’s “The One” then eventually you’ll end up in a relationship, and if not then it wasn’t going to work in the first place and there’s someone better out there waiting for you.
Obviously someone young or just an old immature person wrote this because its really stupid. People who hate gays only hate them bc they are insecure with their own sexuality. And when a man really loves you none of this matters.
wow dis is da greatest things idk y ppl dont like it i luv it thx 4 evrything
This list is retarted i bet it was created by some weirdo!!!???!!!
wow okay…this list….dumb. im going to make my own list for what boys should know about girls…..:D
ANY ADVICE???
Hi iv started secondry school now and there is this boy who is so fit and sits next to me in laungages but i never now what to say but i want to say somthing cause i no he likes me but its not going anywhere
HELP!!
If you know he likes you then he obviously feels awkward with you sitting next to him too. Just pretend he is a girl and start up a conversation with him. Since he likes you, he won’t reject you trying to talk to him and then take it from there but don’t forget to be yourself. So many girls lose who they are when they see a prospective boyfriend and then they become someone they’re not
hey girl. i would say do something really random or embarrasing in front of him. i know it sounds weird but that would get a conversation started. it could be something you guys laugh about. that would be the perfect ice breaker. ask him about himself. his goals, what he likes/dislikes, his favorite things, what he’s allergic to, whatever it may be. lol
Number 22 is just the funniest thing i have ever heard. LOL.
i love # 22 it freaking funny ;-D lol
Some girls just want guys to be themselves… not taking advantage.
It’s hard to find somebody perfect for you.
perfect for a chain letter
teri maa di lan vada
teri maa di lan
DON’T READ THIS.YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVEROF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU’VE STARTED READING THIS. DON’T STOP. THIS ISFREAKY1)say your name 10 times2)say your moms name 5 times3)say your crush’s name 3 times4)PASTE THIS TO FOUR OTHER QUIZZES.IF YOU DO THIS YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS YOU ON THE NEARE……………………………STFRIDAY. BUT IF YOU READ THIS AND DONT PASTE IT YOU WILL HAVE BADLUCK.SEND THIS TO FIVE QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU’RE DONE PRESS F6ANDYOUR CRUSH’S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SOFREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!
this is some thing true and mostly false. you are going to suffer for this.
This was really helpful.And its a beautiful thing!
42, 47,48 true
In fact, most are true!
nothing r true
in my opinion i just look for a guy thats sweet and isint afraid to just go up 2 you and ask you out and i hate when guys look for total girly girls
they take advantege of girls who act dumb really???
WHATEVER dont sweat it just be yourself and give us lots of hugs lol
true true
I love girls with beauty and brain.
uh… 98% of guys are jerks, the remaining 2% would take 10 lifetimes to find.
The only things girls want in a guy are:
respect (for everything)
hot (duhh)
funny (good sense)
smart ( extremely-its cute when a guy has brains)
That’s IT.
And girls don’t know anything about guys because they never tell them!
p.s not all girls are the same, funny that.
You know, my boyfriend isn’t amazingly hot like most girls look for. He’s just been my bestie since day one of kindergarten. He makes me happy and I him. Yes, he is a straight A and so am I, he makes me laugh, and we’re good ol country kids, so we all have respect for each other. I don’t get why most girls look for the hottest guy because most of them are stuck up and pretty fake.
Just love the guy that has been there and you trust..He’ll never leave your side. =)
Totally agree with this girl Jade.
Seriously 98% and 10 lifetimes to find tha right ones….umm dang dont think so sorry but thats kinda harsh to guys..they really arent all jerks!!
no… 98% of guys are not jerks. more like 30%. try opening your eyes to the world around you because usually the jerks are only the hot, popular, studs that are always being thrown at by girls. They’re conceited because of hot many girls they get and act like douchebags. the same thing goes for girls too. if I had to estimate the amount of bitchy, snobbish girls in my school i’d say about 50%. so dont generalize us guys for being jerks when you havent even took into consideration anyone but 30%
sorry this is what i meant:Nobody should hate anyone. and also if you are actually an intellectual person, half of those rules dont apply.
Nobody should hate anyone. and also if you are actually an intellectual person, half of those fules dont apply.
once a cheater, always a cheater.
True. If they didn’t appreciate what they had before, why would they now and in ten years from now?
@Kimmi
“True. If they didn’t appreciate what they had before, why would they now and in ten years from now?”
You’ve never heard of somebody getting more mature as they get older?
true girl
you are wrong; guys cheat on women because of one of three things. they are getting bored with you, they never “loved” you, or they arnt satisfied in bed with you.
when a guy finds a women that he really loves he is not going to cheat. ive cheated on many of my exes but since ive met my wife i dnt even think about other women.
Really, I always thought that guys were just Guys, I never thought they were THIS many things… I’m confused now… Now I have to follow all these rules so that I don’t Piss em off D:
rly you dont have to follow all these rules u just have too make them feel like you love them. they will not tottaly care if you slip up.
BUNCH OF CRAP… I’m straight and I’m really hot and I don’t hate gay guys…. in fact I think they are funny and very cool… and if they hit on me and they are good looking, I feel flattered… Doesn’t mean I’m attracted to them… I’m not… I can’t even get hard unless I have a female in front of me…
wow…uhm………concieded much? “Im rlly hot…”
get over yourself. you piece of sh*t
chose words carefully.
YOU’RE a bunch of crap, “Alejandro Stud” lmfao. Just so you know, NOBODY thinks you’re hot, so get over yourself.
Btw, if you aren’t gay, why are you reading “99 facts that GIRLS should know”. Bet your boyfriend would be so proud of you.
true Brooklyn what u are saying about Alejandro GAY GAY GAY!!!!!!!lmao
den u r gay 2
WhattEver Youu Probably Are Freaking Non Hot Which Equals Ugly Ndd Youu Like Gay Guys Flattering Youu Because Youur Gay! Hahaahahh Im Nott Hating Justt Saying Whatt Came To My Mindd Foo Gett Over Youurself!!!
Nobody with a name like Alejandro is straight
Not all guys are dicks, if you keep your eyes open, usually you can get to know guys pretty well, they aren’t all stupid, most men are actually quite smarter than chicks, and this is coming from a chick. Lol.
I think it is a beautiful some up of men!
Dude….beautiful some up…umm come on are you sure you arent gay?!?!
do u not know how to spell,,,,,,,
umm 47 is a bit rude i have been dating a guy for 3 years now and he does not care how fat i am so i think that should be removed but its just my thought
m.. yea. my boyfriend freaks out when i wear heels cuz hes only 1.5 in taller than me without them. but when it comes to my weight well. neither of us are fat but were normal. we have slight little bulges (like everyone) and he cutsyly makes fun of both of us. (though boys, i do not recomend doing this to your own girls..)
i Never thought of some of these ^^
NUMbER ONE FACT AbOUT GIRLS ..
they love treating them like a princess =)
So true ^_^
Idk i mean i love to be treated well and respected but im no princess. treat a girl with respect and kindnes…..you’ll get more
Not true for me. I just like feeling loved.
ew. not true. im no cinderella.
I don’t like being smothered but I like feeling well-loved.
yup!
being treated like a princess, it sounds so apealing. but i dont know. i love to make others feel special, not have them wait on me like that. i’d b nice if my boyfriend could b serious sometimes and tell me in person he loves me rather than over the phone. even if we are only in high school.
and #2 rule about girls!!!! we love hugs and we like to cuddle.
not always true, one of my friends a tom boy and hate being treated that way. Personally it’s nice sometimes but i also like being just treated kingly and when men are gentleman but don’t act like i’m royalty. Ex: open the door for me, pull out my chair for me when going to a nice restraint, not using fowl language in front of me and if he burps excuse himself.
I Dont LIke Princesses Their To Girlly For Me!!
No. Not at all. >.>
Half of this list is wrong… it maybe true for the guy that wrote it but thats it. Cleary the writer is a homophobe as not all straight guys hate gays… Guys dont like to get dirty? I know guys that work on cars, get dirty, then go straight to the bar, and actually pick up girls like that.
Then what part of the list is true??
i get dirty at work but this doent maen i like that.
Girls really have no business in the comment box they don’t know shit about guys insides haha so seriously don’t try to comment about it being wrong or different if your a girl guys all know their different so just shut up really
some apply to surtine guys some don’t just depends it’s not perfect
just wondering
isn’t a guys weakest spot his balls, not his knees? (in terms of pain)
and in terms of ticklish, if that is true how come i never make my bro laugh when i tickle his knees?
What Do you tickle your brothers balls?
I agree with you, but you could have said it nicely…
HAHAHAHAHA……..I am a girl……….and WAS WAITING for a guy to say what you did!!!!! Women like to think that they know what men “really” are like/and think……it might be interesting to see how many of those “self riteous …I KNOW MEN” girls are ACTUALLY IN RELATIONSHIPS!!!!!!!! hmmmmm………maybe they are a bit more clueless than they think….and should stop boasting opinions………frick…..if a man assumed to know women that well……well that man would be up shit creek dealing with a whole bunch of feminist bitches!!! sahahahahahahah
Surtine? go back to kindergarten and learn to spell bitch!
yeah this list is mostly opinions. some of it true. but guys dont hate gay guy, if the guy is straight they dont like gay guys hitting on them. and guys love girls who love themselfs (no self centered) but girls who know they look good, but dont flaunt it. because thats irritating
People might not agree with those but deep inside they know its true ;]
the nicest comment so far =)
akhil says: rithika rairao is going to date with me
lol yup yup
no, no it’s really not
I Love My Fiance Very Much. She Loves Me The Same =] I’m Happier Than Ever. Shes Happier Than Ever Too. Shes Cuddling Me Right Now! 99 Ain’t True. No One Can Help Who Loves Who More. Its Unpredictable =]
my name is felix I SWEAR
Ha ha, and my name is really Cat!
ahan… really?
P
sahi hai boss gud going. dont know wether it is right or not but we enjoyed a lot luv uuuuuuuu
this is BS.
Thans. Now I know how girls think about us. Well, no more mistakes from now on. hahahahahahahahahahaha
Man we will screw up when we date girls no joke EVERY time we will in some way,not possible to stop.
this list is retarded
what do u mean about a black girl with big hips????
that was really rude. youre obviously retarded. don’t bash on other people’s list. if you don’t like it, don’t comment. but don’t call it retarded. that just makes you look like an idiot retard. so ha. in your face. fat head wiener boy.
ikr, these sound like sumones opinion about guys, they dont sound like facts to me.
Your Retarded!!
so so true
u said….hate dis list…hate it
IKR!! This list IS retarded! Seriously, I know NO guy that likes this crap! This is FULL of crap that trashes girls’ and boys’ minds
all girls arent all about makeup, romantic novels and that kinda stuff, some girls love video games, clean face (no makeup) and non-girly things.
amen danielle! and another thing some guys like getting their hair played with along with their stuff! my boyfriend does! he loves it when i play with his hair and play with his stuff… (video games, etc…)
yer my boyfriend LOVES it when i play with his hair….but only if hes not done it before we go out ! ha
i totally agree with u!!
yea i mean u can look beautiful without a sheet of foundation
exactly!
Dannielle you are SO right, i am a girl but i have only one girl friend but i have a lot of friends
I talk best with guys because i cant stand that girl rituals for when the leading girl like a movie star all the girls have to like him too, or be kicked out of the group. Its funny i cant even remember the last time i wear a dress 
I am non-girly, like video games, don’t use make up, and personally … kinda hate romantic nobles XD so you are right Danielle
Lol . I Dont Know Anything Bout’ Love But I Do KNow That Guys RARELY Eva Cry … Well Only If You Kick Em’ In Their Baby Makers. And Guys Do Like Girls Who Are CONFIDENT With Their Bodies. Regardless Of How Big Or Thin They Are . Ima Black Girl So Ima A Little Thick In The Hips And I’m Really Not Tryna Be Skinny For No Nigga . These Facts Soun More Like Opinions To Me .
not all black girls are wide in the hips so watch how you say things.
she said ‘ima’
but in the sentence shes implying that because shes a black girl, she has wide hips as if all black girls have wide hips, which isn’t true. it would be different if she said i’m a black girl AND i’m wide in the hips.
yea, she actaully isent. she is implying that SHE is a little wide in the hips not black people in general so i think you either need to read twice over out oud or just shut up…
SHOUT UP TIFFANY.
Shut U
excellent reply….she sounds like shez angry she aint got hips.
Leave Tiffany alone guys jeeze
WORD ! causee i ain’ widee . LMFAO !
She didn’t pinpoint black girls! She was generalizing everyone. Read before you start making up nonsense. (: kthanksbai.
ok guys dont always cry when they get kicked there as much as it agonises i have never seen someone cry (exept some guy who came close to infertility :/) the only time i cry are when my horemones get messed up or when i break up with ‘her’ :’(
okay i just broke up with my boyfriend because he was cheating on me and he cried. why would he do that if he was cheating on me? wouldnt that mean he didnt like me as much as he used to?
I cry and it actually isn’t that rare a thing for a guy to do. just most will do that in private and believe it or not we cry more about emotional things than physical pain. Guys that really love you won’t be afraid of crying infront of you for any reason
yer that is really true i can not agree with anything but that
aw . <3
sometimes guys can cry too much over something. like when they cry all the time. for example one of my ex boyfriends cried everynight for the dumbest reasons.
I agree with a guy because we cry at funerals and weddings if the groom stole your girl and if you get kicked in the woohoos. that last makes a guy cry instantly trust me im a guy i know these things
true tiffany is a jealous girl…
You go girl! <3
uhm guys cry all the time trust me.
ur wrong… im a guy and i can tell u firstly guys do cry, but just they avoid ppl seeing them do it… oh and girls that swear or act tough are a turn off… “i’m really not tryna be skinny for no nigga” makes u sound like a b*itch… no guy except maybe the gangsta type like that… seriously
dude.. you do know that if a guy kicked a girl in her pussy she will DIE! not cry..
True. I’m a curvy girl myself and and I think alot of these sound like opinions. A lot of them make guys sound like jerks. whoever wrote this was really sexist.
I am black too, and this is a very generalised comment because I am pretty skinny for my height.
You might also want to work on your grammar.
Actually guys cry a lot, Especially when you spend hours talking to them and they feel comfortable enough to show you there actual personality.
I definitely agree with you. I aint black but I got a booty. I’ve been told time and time again that if I wasn’t as proud of my butt as I am, it wouldn’t be as attractive as it is. So girls when you read that guys don’t like bigger women.. don’t listen to that crap. That may be the case sometimes but if you find the guy who really loves you, the only thing that will matter to him is how confident you are with yourself, because take it from a girl who knows.. the only way you can be confident with a guy is if you are confident with yourself!
Most guys won’t cry if u kick em in the balls but we will a lot more than you would think for emotional reasons
Haha! Lol. I agree with you girl!
Hi, not all guys hate gay people!!!!
Some do, but that’s just because they want to and that is just sad.
soo true! I was shocked when i saw that. uhm…arent gays…guys!??!
Thats true because ”lesbians” are the girls and ”gays” are the guys and some guys are gay so they cant all hate gay guys!?!
wow that one was confusing some… guys dont like gay guys becasue of their apperance of they are just overcomeing the fact that they dont wanna be gay and dont like them around them anyone want advise go to my facebook and add me my email is [email protected] my xbox gamertag is iinsaiinsh3lbyii advice onely but the xbox you can just add me or games to play
While “lesbians” are girls, the term “gay” can apply to either sex.
Just saying.
lol that sentence made me laff and idk y ;D
True!
you dumb ass gay mean homo which is same so saying someone is gay just means someone is into the same sex they are. trust me im a guy who loves guys
i know! lol. i’m a girl and i know boys that arent gay and they have gay friends!
YA…..thats cause he’s gay too……..just not admiting it!!!!! I dont know 1 man who accepts gays……….ya…they crack jokes about lesbiands and how “HOT” it is……….but men are completely against gays!!!
yea ryt . not all man hates gays ! they are fun to be with soooow!
ya that was very offensive
Obviously gays don’t hate gays. lol
u gayy iz hell fagget ! u like dick
So u like gay people lol wait u probably are gay
Yeah some of them are gay people. duh? I think this article is a big generalist assumption.
only gay guys dont hate gays, gtfo gay
No, but really many guys think’s that’s ewwww.. So..
thats thats just stupid u r stupid
You go Amber speak up
that dosnt beat mine oh and as we speak god is selling your soul 2 satin
What if satAN doesn’t exist?
Obviously your a christian, mentioning the lord. So why would you say such a thing?
He wouldn’t do that anyway.
yup thts right and guys r really stupid IF u ask me!!!! Im just sayn
thats funny
nooooo u r the bitch and when u were born the docters slaped your mom and killed your dad and i have 2 say u were the biggest fucking misktake god made and jessus needs 2 be crusifixed again just 2 cover all your sins hahahahahahahahahahahahaha beat that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brutal
you are the bitch
Shut. up.
Shut. up. I am a Christian (and proud of it) and I can see a non christian saying that, but if you are a christian you should be slapped and be prayin to God to for give you
You should kill yourself. Yes, this is meant to hurt you.
I’m a girl and I know this is true, it just shows that you’re ignorant lol. They might not apply to everyone, but you need to calm down.
that was not cool!
you misspelled Jesus dummy
nd you really shouldn’t say that
you misspelled Jesus dummy
and you really shouldn’t say that just sayin
k thanks
Hahh 10 yr olds (: Don’t you know theres no such thing as “Jessus”?
Ummmm… Was that rlly needed?? I dont think was relevent or necessary….
i think you might be hearing these lines everyday in your home between your mom & dad since from your chilhood.
Many non Christians are not coming to Christ because of people who talk like that and “Christians” that judge and if you dont want that life fine but dont ruin it for others!!!!
hey amber, you need to calm down with that “god, jesus” shit, alright, for your own safety.
Doctors not docters
Slapped not slaped
Mistake not misktake
Jesus not jessus
Crucified not crusifixed
Stay in school, seriously
BOOM!!!
Whatever you say, comes back toward you.
r u just saying that cuz it applies to u?
shuttttttttttt up u r the biggest jackass that i have ever had the misfourchan of talking 2 u r a waste of space and i hope u fucking die !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
good tips i think they mite rly help me
you guys are todaly OFF SUBJECT AND IM 12 LOL AND IF I DIDNT KNOW WHAT ALL THOSE WORDS MENT I MIGHT BE SAYING THEM DUMMM IDOTS AND GOD IS NOT IN THEY TEXT ABOUVE THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO BE COMMENTING ABOUT!!!!!! GTFO THE INTERNET IF UR ALL GONNA CUSS AND FIGHT WITH PEOPLE U DONT KNOW !! U JUST HARRASED THAT AMBER GIRL FOR HER OPINION I DON’T THINK BEAING A GAY OR LESBAN IS RIGHT AND ITS UNGODLY GOD MADE US TO HAVE BABYS AND BE IN HIS FAMILY SO THE ONLY WAY TO HAVE BABYS IS TO BE WITH A GUY AND GILR AND GILR IS NOT WHAT GOD INTENDED ! AND MOST OF YOU GUYS ARE IGNORANT TO WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS SO JUST STOP IT OK UR MAKING A FOOL OF YOUR SELVES! ok and anways i missspelled alout of thing so umm dont comment on me saying ur a b***** and S*** cause its not gonna hurt me just calm down ok i have nothing agenst gays of lezbos the just creep me out when they watch u ok i have gay frends and im fine with it along as they dont hit on he ! WOW I GOT PISSED OFF LOL SORRY FOR THE COMMENT JUST READ AND DISCARD! LOL IM NORMALY RELLY SWEET BUT CYBER BULLING OF FIGHTS WHATEVER THIS WAS RELLY MAKE ME MAD! *kisses*
Most of this aint true, I think like 5 or 6 are.
But it depends on the guys…for example SOME guys hate gays and some are alright with it..
x
GUYS DO NOT HATE GAYS UNLESS THEYRE COMPLETE A$# HOLES
3 of my best friends are gays and we still have sleep overs and stuff, im not gay so it doesnt bother me because im not gonna let anything happen, guys need to learn to chill out when theyre around gays because theyre sterio typing them to be huge sex pigs
You guys need to stop bitching y don’t you make up one if you no so much every guy/girl/prick/slut is different so you would b making one of these for every one in the world good like
happy writing
OK, to agree with the majority except the homophobe near the top of the comments (btw get off your high horse and try acting a little more mature. Thanks.) Some of this is correct and some only applies to certain people. The way that men decide what type of girl they like is based off of a few things. Culture, religion, age, personality, visual attraction, and feelings. All information like this is all circumstantial and can be disputed.
I belivie thoses…i been hurt so many times i’ll belivie any thing about a dum boy well any boys!!!!!!
Its all true so boys stop lying
im a guy, and i was curious to see what girls think about guys… i read every last bit of it, 20% of it is wrong. but ladies, now all you gotta do is figure out what is wrong. replys? if so, no comment
ok,I cant stand the complications of all this sh*t.
a small hint for you guys, if you like a girl tell her! she won’t hate you for it and quite often youll find that she likes you too! be confident and be brave, we’re not that scary.
Aughh this is sweet but obv not true.
My boyfriend read this and said “they got it all wrong”
xx
from today I”ll never wear miniskirt ha…ha..ha.hahahahahaha
wow intersting did not know these things
i likethis guy but he’s a little shy, whenhis mates take the piss, he defends me . my friends have asked him out for me and he wont give them and answer. what should i do?????
who ever wroe this is mentally stunted
Ohyeah , And all the haters , dont say fuck if you cant back yer shit up , . yer juss embarssing yerselfes 1 mwahah * , So why dont you haters go suck a fuckin dick ,. !
This all right , but not all are true ,. guys love their hair touched? , well the ones i have been with .. & all the haters why dont you get a fucken life, ! * you probably have better things to do then tell her all the things she did wrongs ! , so piss of mofos ! lmfao !
I’ve been married for a long time & my husband has told me once, (years ago), that he lovred me. The other day I asked him if he loved me, and he wanted to know what the hell I was getting on with. Another day I asked what I meant to him, and he said I was part of the family. He won’t take me out at…all. When I brought the subject up the other day, he got very annoyed and referred to our recent trip to the grocery store, as taking me out. I’m lucky if we have sex every 3 to 4 months, and it’s over before you know it. He went to see strippers, told our daughter, who told me, and when I asked him about it, at first he admitted it, but later denied it.
I’ve been looking for a gun. *BANG!* you’re dead…so what….who cares?
Hmm. A lot of this seems like false advertising lol but I do think that some of this applies. I’m glad guys aren’t this simple though or they’d all be the same.
Wow. Nice list. Some I must say are kinda bogus. (I’m a guy- and I’m sure as HELL NO not open about my self) But rly nice list. :p reveals alot about myself and makes me think more. ty.
Some of these kinda scare me lol Like i know one of my guy friends always stares at me andteases me like everday he sees me o.o My frends think he has acrush on me and they’ve convinced me xD
All humans, male or female, are like snowflakes. No two are exactly alike when it comes to looks, personality, likes or dislikes. Some of these are true. With that being said, there are always exceptions. I feel this list would be correct if every single one of these “facts” began with the words “Some guys” instead of just “Guys”. I am a guy, I read through the entire list and ended up thinking to myself about a lot of these, “Well that would be true, but only if…” or “Thats not true, except…” Though some are simply false, and i am ashamed that anybody would think about all guys that way.
#14 Don’t provoke a guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
No, if he is a decent, sensible, well raised human being, he won’t. I try my hardest to avoid all confrontation with my girlfriend. Though sometimes a fight is unavoidable. If she is mad at me for any reason, i try not to start an arguement. I think to myself “if she had done the same thing, would i get mad at her?” If the answer is yes, i apologize for what i did. I am in the wrong in that situation. If the answer is no, i simply tell her that she is being irrational, and that she needs to calm down. Yelling at each other only causes problems.
#37 i don’t even have to restate this one
No, simply no. My girlfriend’s best friend is also my friend. I go to my girlfriends best friend for advice and to talk to her about problems in my relationship simply because they have known each other longer than i have known my girlfriend, and i understand that my girlfriend tells her best friend everything, as she does me. Her best friend is just a mediator. A third party who gives an unbiased opinion on all of our problems. Sometimes she is on my side and sometimes she’s not. Just because i go to her for advice, does not mean that i am goin to leave my girlfriend for her. I like her, but only as a friend. That is all i have ever and will ever see her as.
#47 Height doesn’t matter, but weight does.
For most of the guys i know, this is true, but not in the way you may think. Weight does matter. I don’t want an anorexic girlfriend. I want a girl with a bit of meat on her bones. Thats my only stipulation. I don’t really care about anything else. Regardless of what many girls think, most guys, while being perverted to some extent, care more about how a girl acts, carries herself, and treats others, including himself. When it comes down to it, most guys will choose the girl that is funny, caring, and simply a good person over the one who looks good. Though sometimes you find both aspects in the same person
#65 Guys don’t like girls that punch harder than they do.
Hell, I honestly don’t care. While i do want to be able to protect my woman, i won’t always be around. If she can punch harder than me, more power to her. And in all truth, while i may be tough, i do have weaknesses, and if i was to be the one that needed protection, who would be there to protect me?
#80 Guys tend to generalize about girls.
No, most don’t. Like I said, we’re all like snowflakes. I don’t generalize about anybody. There is a difference between generalizing and observing. One who generalizes makes assumptions based on very little evidence. One who observes gathers evidence of basic similarities in women and bases his actions upon what he observed, while changing things up based on future observations. Most guys observe. We don’t generalize.
#89 Boy Best Friend vs. Boyfriend
In a lot of situations, this is not true. I knew my girlfriend’s best guy friend long before she and i started dating. He constantly talked about wanting to get into bed with her and talking about how the fact that she rejects him pisses him off. I hated him for that. While he may have put on a show in front of her to make her feel like he cared before she and i dated, he let his real colors show roughly 7 months into our relationship when she told him in confidence that she and i had slept together for the first time. He stopped talking to her, and threatened me. He did not love her. He loved her body and nothing more.
#96
Plain and simple. My things are my girlfriend’s things too. I keep no secrets from her, and therefore have nothing to hide, so i don’t care if she touches my things. Especially my hair. I love the feeling of her running her fingers through my hair.
#97
Unfortunately no. Beauty is only skin deep. I know a lot of beautiful girls, but i wouldn’t date them. Because quite frankly, a lot of beautiful girls are conceited. They’re bitches. If a guy truly likes you, he will tell you you’re beautiful, but he will also tell you the things other than your beauty that make him like/love you.
#99
In a truly meaningful relationship, neither the guy nor the girl loves the other more. It is a never ending game of tug-of-war. The day you/your boyfriend or girlfriend loves you more, is the day that one of you loves the other less.
I would be intrested in knowing your thoughts on the girls swearing one.
#82 Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears
On this one, i can’t speak for every guy. This has to do with each individual guy’s upbringing. From my standpoint, i don’t care. Swearing is something that people do everyday. Its unavoidable, so why let it bother you. While some guys may consider swearing to be disgusting or vulgar, they should also understand that swearing is a proven way to reduce stress. Like i said, i can’t speak for every guy, but i can give them reasons not to view swearing as a bad thing. In excess, it can be a bit much. Dropping the F-bomb ever three seconds in a conversation is a bit objectionable, but every once in a while, swearing is ok. I mean come on, you can’t say that calling somebody a bitch or an asshole when your mad at them doesn’t make you feel a little better about it.
I agree mostly. When my friends curse a lot I think its just unattractive…but I’m not guiltless. I curse on occasion too (especially when I trip or something lol) but I’m saying not every other word is fuck or shit you know?
i like it but it really depends on the guy… and actually guys dont hate gays… alltogether… they like bisexuals (; cause they gte to watch thier girl get it on with another girl and know at the end of the day he can really pleasure her (;
24. Guys hate gays!!!
I stopped reading here.
It’s true. Gays are bad.
yes so…….i made it to 26….LIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLIES for i think all of them…….i laughed…..who made this lol your such an idiot
some of this are okayy, but i really think it depends on what kind of guy you are.
#24 – Guys hate gays
Excuse me? Yes, of course every guy on the planet hates gay people. What the fuck? That’s nowhere near close to the truth. Maybe 1% if that of the world is homophobic, but really, “guys hate gays” must be the stupidest stereotype I’ve ever heard. If what you mean is, “Guys hate when girls flirt with their gay friend(s)” then yes, agreed. But if not, then that’s just downright rude and insulting.
A girl was on a ship
captain blackmails her.
if u dont hav sex with me i will sink this ship .
Later she sms her husband
i saved 600 passengers 9 times in 2 days
ok totly very out standing
but this is true.
girls have some spectiol specthlites
thay get wet with out bath
thay bleed with out injry
thay give milk with out eating grass
thay make boon less things hard
call me at +15303667000
[email protected]
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain’t one.
what she said!
Okay whoever wrote this obviously is generalizing. The truth is, all guys are different and look for different things in girls. I agree with what someone said above, that the writer might’ve just been basing it off of personal experience…but still!! You can’t apply this to every guy because it just doesn’t work that way. “Guys hate gays”…what? I know a gay guy in my school and a lot of guys are actually friendly with him. “Height on a girl doesn’t matter to a guy…but her weight does!” Wow. I know this girl who was 5’11 and she dated a guy who was 5’2 or something like that. And I know another girl who weighed about 20 or 30 pounds more than her boyfriend. When you’re dating or like someone, IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE.
God, I’m sorry but this article was way stereotypical. It had a few good thoughts, but mostly stereotypical.
That’s my opinion, anyway.
im in love and i had my boyfriend read this and he said alot of theese were true and im not saying there rules its a great thing to read and you can get alot out of this you guys are being really dumb grow up dont say things we obviously already know
ummm wow this is really stupid i dont beileve alot of this crap! and some of these replys are really stupid also
Ok im not saying i agree with all of these but i really enjoyed reading these!! a good amount of them are true. by the way guys…
1. Girls who wear miniskirts, are just trying to get attention from u…and guess what ur giving them!
2. If u give girls the wrong signs, most will either keep trying until they get what they want, or give up right away.
3. Im about to get all old school on u-dont judge a girl on her looks! get to know her first or she’ll think ur a butt!
30 is the biggest JOKE.
I think this list is BRILLIANT!
#’s 4,8,12,17,29 Good Work!
# ‘s52 & 54 true*
I love #’s 42 and 57 these are so my bf.
Most of these made me think of my bf!
This isn’t the 10 Commandments people take them for what they are….
A list of opinions…. That I think are generally pretty true*
The male-kind does perplexes me sometimes. Thank you for this. And, just to be clear, I don’t have a boyfriend. They’re just so “difficult”, if you will.
“Guys hate gays”
I’m sorry, this is incorrect
did your girlfriend break up with you or something? these arent true eitherrr? maybe like, 4 are. but yeahhh. .
Every guy is different, why be so general? Some guys like a little “meat” on their women. Some guys like their hair to be touched. Not all guys care if their clothes get dirty. Not all guys hate gays…if they are they’re jealous because they’re friends with so many girls. And also, A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes? No duhh, so do girls; we’re human being for god sakes.
Every guy is different, why be so general? Some guys like a little “meat” on their women. Some guys like their hair to be touched. Not all guys care if their clothes get dirty. Not all guys hate gays…if they are they’re jealous because they’re friends with so many girls. And also, A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes? No shit, so do girls; we’re human being for god sakes. Fuck this bull crap.
i meant to say Just Loving Him
and about the quize,i only think less then 50% of them are true
Just lovin it
theres also the classic way is to stalk,but don’t let him catch you if you doing this then they think your over protective.i don’t really have very good advise,but you need to think very hard and say to yourself,if you trust him enough or you have to go with a chance and get information by stalking him ect’
and you also shoudn’t show jealousy and try not to care,listen very good to thier flirts,maybe they don’t meen it ,how you know they are hours on the phone?Try to look at his face very very carefully because if you think and if theres a chance they are meeting,his trying to hide,so maybe he is saying he loves you just to make you feel safe,if they leave to go somewhere but not a meeting and leave you alone for example
you 3 sitting on a couch and they go leave the house talking,join them,if they are hiding something they will be fistrated not being alone,
also think if your boyfriend likes those type of girls(which is your friend)
shes smart,athletic ect’
i hope everything will go well and goodluck
thank you, i really do appreciate the advice.
sorry…number 37..i mix numbers up a lot.
not that epic in math.
number 73…hurts.
to even think about it. my bf talks to my besty all the time but thats because we are all in a circle of buds you know? like..he tells me he loves me all the time and is so so so sweet to me, he tells me he cant be without me and im the only one for him. but i find out from my besty that they talk on the phone for hours and hours at night, ALL NIGHT. they flirt even when im around and they leave me out all the time. ive talked to him about this multiple times….im so in love with him, im not mad. its to hard to be mad at him…it just hurts. i cant even describe how horrible it feels to think that he likes her like that. it makes me not want to be with him if she’s around….i feel like he’s being stolen and she refuses to give him back. she isnt the kid of friend to backstab. plus she has her ow guy problems with this guy who moved and she dated twice and hurt her and she tells me about it all the time and how she loves him and that makes me feel a little better but…i just dont know. i dont like being with my friends knowing both my boyfriend and best friend are gonna go off and flirt…it makes me wanna give up and just leave….i dont know what to do…please help me…i dont want to lose him..he is the best thing to ever happen to me.
If you’ve spoken to him about it, there’s not a lot more you can do. If that was me, if I was that upset about it i’d make him choose.
Also, i’m sorry but she doesn’t sound like a good friend. Talking to your bf for hours, flirting with him? She’s not a proper friend.
I honestly, couldn’t handle that, I’d tell him to stop talking to her so much or leave him.
But thats just me, do whatever will make you happiest.
thanks, i might do just that…i deserve to be happy for once dont i?..yeah!
Ok first
1) Anyone who goes out with anyone thinks their good-looking, obviously, otherwise it wouldn’t work.
12) So true, thats how me and my bf got together.
23) lol yeah, it’s funny though
37) This if just shit, my best friends boyfriend is constantly coming to me with his relationship problems, don’t believe this is generic.
42) what?!
44) Not true.
47) Yeah if your shallow.
50) Yeah, true.
51) I recommend that totally.
73) True
83) what?!
85) what?!
87) No, once a cheat, always a cheat, especially if it’s with the same gf.
88) No, just no.
90) I don’t know about other girls, but I certainly don’t get any tips from the likes of ‘Twilight’
91) Well yeah…
96) No.
99) what?!
Most of the stuff on that list if from someones personal experience. It’s not generic for all guys, obviously, everyones different. There is truth in a few of them though but nothing on that list is set in stone, we all realise this. And it’s not worth arguing about.
#67 I love playing video games and my guy friend (in whom im hoping to become his girlfriend soon) doesn’t like sport which is good because i only like sport if its interesting. With playing video games, everytime i’m either over his house or he’s over my house, we always play video games AND watch dr who which we both LOVE DAVID TENNANT and MATT SMITH!
im being completely honest when i say that most of these things are not thru. the things i agree most with is number 13, that guys cry. of course we dont wanna go around and look like babys but when it comes too things like these, a guy can get hurt just as much as a girl and for actualy for some really redicules reasons
wow. just- wow!
for those whom this does apply, congrats for not being a fucking prick. The scumbags that talk here saying its just 1/3rd truth- stop acting ALL HIGH & MIGHTY. when you think like a human, not like a rock – this is very true.. almost 60% true i say. great work
opps ment to put wired not rare
this is all bull shit i am a guy and i disagree with most of this cause every one is different…every girl and guy are different and no one is a like no matter how much some one looks or acts like one another there different in some way.I think every one is unique in there own way and most people jsut say their rare when they are unique and some people just dont see it but any ways who ever wrote this just needs to get some things write before saying all this shit about guys thats not true at alll me see i think all this is all bull shit to tell you the truth i could tell you 99 reasons why i like girls and have loved a girl.
who ever wrote this needs to f**k off
you have bad spelling.
So. a simple yes or no would be GREAT!! are these true? Because I’ll admiT. iM comfused!! it says guys like femininity (<<cant spell that) not feebleness. But then it says that they dont like it when a girl can punch.. so DO they want a girl to be able to stand up for themselves or not??
Also… whats with the 'Guys care about weight'? My friend is a little bit overweight and she has em linin' up!!
20% OF THIS IS TRUE BUT THE REST ARE JUST FUCKING STUPID! IF A GUY REALLY LOVES A GIRL, HE WOULD TAKE HER FOR WHO SHE IS… DOESN’T MATTER HOW MUCH SHE WEIGHS OR HOW TALL SHE IS. YOUR FULL OF SHIT MAN… SERIOUSLY EVEN MY BOYFRIEND DISAGREED WITH HALF OF THESE THINGS,XD
Like, The majority are wrong. Feminity (can’t spell, either. xD) is like a flower, i guess. lmfao, can’t really explain. but it doesn’t contradict itself with “They don’t like it when a girl can punch”. I know some guys who want a strong girl, and some guys who rather have a Feminine girl. It all depends in the guy. And most guys prefer a girl thats a good weight, but My boyfriend obviously doesn’t care – since he’s dating me, and i’m overweight. But Most guys do, I had this one guy who changed. that because of the girl being so everything he wanted, he didn’t care about her weight anymore.
i liek #22 its really true!!
Well…these are silly little jokes. But i will admit one thing, i nor any of my pals can stand comfortably in an area with some gay dudes. Note that one girls
@MATT lol Funny guy
a lot of these are reallyyy stupid! 1, whats up with the shiny shoes thing?! really?! another, im pretty sure my bf wudnt like me tht much anymore if i were like his mom… he lives with his grandparents bc of his parents. and guys may like girls with brains… but im pretty dang sure they looove a girl in a miniskirt! all guys are perverted to some extent! lol
This is dumb. I can see how some of it is true, but it really stereotypes people. I think each person would have to make their own list like this for it to be accurate.
Ok if someone with no experience with relationships read this, they might believe some of it, NOT ALL of it ’cause really some of these rules are full of BS
lol
Anyways love is way simpler than these rules, but it’s kinda nice to read about how guys think if you’re a girl
wow this is one of the most incorrect and disrespectful lists of knowledge, or lack thereof.
ooo big word 20 points
how do i know if he likes me or not?
Some of these are true, and some are absolute bullshit. If I had a guy call me at night saying he cant sleep, I would comfort him until he does, NOT HANG UP….
Whoever wrote this is pretty stupid.
Maybe a REAL guy so write something like this. Or a couple guys together…
9 actually refers to weak guys. You know a guy isn’t one of them when he pretends he isn’t interested in a girl. To beautiful girls, this always works.
Those girls are used to hundreds of guys telling them they’re beautiful.
If you wanna stand out in a club, get in contact with her through her friends but never tell her she’s hot or anything, in fact, small insults are really good to get this girl thinking “why doesn’t he like me?”.
Now instead of you tryig to impress her, SHE will try to impress you.
Two facts about guys that are true:
1. All guys are guys.
2. All guys have their own likes and dislikes.
you never know..he could be a woman.
I feel like these were written by a girl who thinks they know about guys, but quite a few are true.
I feel like these were written by a girl who thinks they know about guys, but quite a few are true
Some people are very rude :/ How would anyone find 99 things that apply to every guy in the world? Of course they won’t all be true; calm down. It’s not like this determines your life… if you don’t like it then why would you read all of it??
I couldn’t agree more!!
me 2!
Are these actually true??? Cuz im a girl, and my guy friend ask me for advice ALL the time. He said he likes me but dosent want to mess up our friendship by dating. What does he mean? does he like me or not? im so confused xS HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He likes you probably. Just doesn’t want the risk I think!
if he told you he liked you, then yes. girl. this is what happened to me. now me and my best friend are dating and we’re completely happy! hint to him that you like him. make a move. and even go for the “ask him straight up”. i promise you will be extremly happy with results. good luck
he probably dosent want to give you the stress and just wants to atleast be a friend with you a long time
he probably dosent want to give you the stress and just wants to atleast be a friend with you a long time which means he really likes you
#69 guys like girls who are like their moms?
Is somebody admitting something and should I be getting Dr. Frued
Only half of this is true….And the other half is just plain stupid
NOT!! I agree with 80%!!
not all of these apply…some of them are really stupid too. just because a guy says he cant sleep without your voice doesnt mean he has more than one girl and he makes fun of you…there are so many nights when my boyfriend of 4 years calls me saying he cant sleep cause we didnt talk and i KNOW he isnt cheating…who actually made this
this is generalizing men when they shouldnt not every guy is the same so they shouldnt be trying to put these for every male
No… a ton of this is bullshit. How the hell would the chick who wrote this know what the fuck I like.
#99- obviously true……..
“Guys hate gays!”
gay people are guys… wut?
All of them are stupid, MASSIVELY generalised and/or pathetic.
Writer: go die please.
Agreed :O I mean……….. All of these are stupid and everything! Anyone who agrees with these must be stupidddddddddddddddd Guys usually love it when you touch there hair? Especially the ones I’ve been with? And HAHAHA Shiny shoes! XD
OMG. The “shiny shoes” is just a figure of speech. It doesn’t really mean “shiny shoes” their just trying to say that guys could careless of what their shoes look like unlike girls. And if they care to much then their probably just gay. Anddd for those of you who are talking shit about the 80 pound girl Grow the fuk up and stop hating just cus u probably weigh 200 pounds .. lmao
I totally agree. What the hell?! Some people have fast metabolisms and can’t control it. Doesn’t mean they’re a little kid or anorexic. Seriously, grow up.
“Guys hate gays”
Yes, while you may come to the conclusion that gay people are in fact of the male gender, I believe this list only refers to the people who have decent human souls. Gays barely deserve the title of human and that title is only bestowed because of genetic evidence. In every other aspect, they are filthy, stupid, beasts that deserve to be put the the sword.
that is so mean. i don’t really like gay people but to say that is really hard core gay basher. what have gay people done to you?
What a pathetic twat :L Grow up homophobe.
You are obviously a very immature, pathetic person.
Grow up and stop being so ridiculous. I actually cannot find the words to say how much of a stupid person you must be. Idiots like you infuriate me.
WHAT?!?!?1 SO not true! ALL of these statements are true!
why’s everyone being so rude to nah? he’s just stating his opinion. the bible says that a man is made for a woman, and a woman for a man. yeah, he could’ve been nicer about it, but still. Lay off. Some people commenting are freaking immature. Grow up
Pshhh! I so agree! The bible states what we need to be like!
The bible states the perfect human. The perfect human is impossible to come by, we can’t be perfect, nor do we NEED to be perfect.
Gays are humans.
There is no difference between a man and a woman, just some have bulges in their chest and some have bulges in their pants.
We’re all still human, and gender roles have no meanings.
I believe it’s the filthy, stupid, beastly homophobes like you who deserve to be ‘put to the sword.’
i completely agree with you!
Almost ALL of this applies to my boyfriend. Especially 43, 82, and 99!!!
these facts are so funny.. I dunno the guys are like that..
But with my eyes,, those facts are just like 40%
this is fuckin bullshit i mean really why is it so hard for anyone to just except that a guy likes a chick whys there gotta be all these rules i mean that shit doesnt apply to every one so dont generlize
This applies to the good guys, the ones who would make great boyfriends, lovers, and husbands. Apparently you’re not one of those guys.
No it doesn’t. It applies to douchebags who cheat, want a girl who can cook, don’t like fat girls and have weak knees for some reason.
These rules are a bunch of shit and Josh is right, love should be simpler.
first of all, i wouldnt get back with my bf after he cheated on me, tht one ur right on. Second, Some guys like over weight girls, tht is just prejuduse. And if you kick ANYONE sideways in the knees, they will come falling to the ground. i weight 80 pounds and took a 150 pound boy to the ground with it. And love isnt simple, you must be some gay ass little kid that doesnt give a shit bout girls. all he wants is to get in bed with them. U sound like a fucking prick.
Hunny, you are 80 pounds, you’re either an anorexic or young as fuck. You don’t know love, these rules aren’t really about love. Love is supposed to be simpler, if it’s not then how is it even much love? (unless it’s like a soup opera) He’s right, & doesn’t sound like a prick. He obviously gives a shit to disagree with some of these shallow rules. You can’t even spell prejudice, wow.
Soap opera*
i TOTTALLY agree with the 20th comment. girl, your either SUPERRRR anorexic or like 11 years old…
GAIN SOME WEIGHT Danni pearson! (19th comment)
bitch!!! u need to shut up becase ur a whore!
These are kind of silly. Did a 8 year old write these? “Guys sumtimsz dont like shiny shoes but grlz do LOL!”
^ what? O_o Shiney shoes? I wear sneakers and flip flops.
Same here. I actually hate shiny shoes and all that crap. Although I’m small, I don’t try and wear enormous shoes to look tall. Its just stupid
dude not everyone is like you……some girls wear dress shoes and high heels
i thought these were pretty good sim of them didnt apply to my bf when we read them together but overall i pretty much liked it…it did in a way make guys sound like pricks tho
They are sort of ture, it really depends on a guys characteristics!
#62 – Yes if you want to try hard to impress, but this also means that he isn’t interested, #68 Indeed they do, especially their favourite meal!
These All seem to be true except my boyfriend LOVES it when i tickle his head and stroke his hair
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These are awful. A lot of them make guys seem like pricks.
I totally agree with you, Marty. I thought that this was a little ridiculous. My best friend is gay and all of his friends besides me are guys! But I am aware that a lot of guys are uncomfortable with gays and do not like them
this rlly depends on the guy not u
which ones do you think apply to all guys? im curious.
i feel like a third is universally true and the rest applies to different kinds of guys
oops, sorry, only 20% is actually true
Only half of these are actually true
these are actually really good, but when my boyfriend looked at these, he didnt agree with some of them..first of all he doesn’t want me to hang up on him at night, second of all he has never teased me, but obviously likes me, were dating, and lastly he says my best features are my green eyes, not my smile, though he says he still loves my smile
i have a feeling this was written by a girl only like 40% is true
lol i no rite thats what i was thinkinh lol
I just read this, and I thought the same thing, because half this stuff doesn’t even make sense.
@chelsea: u r totally wrong she is not what u think
i think she is not saying yes to me because she has promised his best friend…
well i think he is does not have a boyfriend
@ swaswa “hmmh. i really thiink that if the girl u love doesnt love u and love someone else u gotta let go…”
hay any one can reply on this
i dont think she loves any one else but she just says she promised some one else for going out with him
well i am not moving even if she has a boyfriend…
hay mate.. i love some one… but she just keeps me hanging mate..
what should i do..
i really hearts man
help me
Guru …it is awesome !!! can u give 99 facts about girl that guys should know
Well, I’m a girl and I don’t have any bad or good comments on this blog. To this blog’s writer (male or female) plese don’t treat him bad. I know you may not think it’s a good blog but I think he or she was just expressing his or her feelings. This writer was probably just writing this from one person’s point of view. He or she may have guy friend who think all of it is true an other people think it’s just “rubbish”. It’s just one person saying what they think about guys but every guy is different and you can’t really say something about them with out saying a specific name. I know that this writer’s intensions were not to insult anybody. The part about gays/lesbians is also an opinion maybe from her or his perspective guys hate gays and yes it can be true, guys can hate and be “intiminated” by them, but some other guys can be best friends with them. I personally do not have anything against lesbians or gays because i think they’re all still people and it doesen’t matter if they like guys or girls because in my opinion they’re all equal and love doesen’t really have a condition that it cannot be felt with the same gender of yours. I think is rude and inapropiete to start saying bad things about the person who wrote this and it was also a bad move of the person who wrote this to write about amosexuals in that way. I think this person was just trying to help girls but not really realizing that they were talking about they’re opinions and saying they were fact when they’re not actually prooven. Remember its just one person’s opinion in the billions of people in the world. I don’t know if you think my opinion is correct but I do believe it is.
K.R.J.B.
Ehem ehem…well m girl…n d most shweeeeeetest one is dat wen guys r seriously into a relationship they love you more dan u love em…Awwwww cutie cute:* guys can b real cute @ tyms(*_*)
biggest load of crap i’ve ever read.
Well, that made me laugh
I’m not going to use these “facts” in my everyday life though.. haha it deffinatly does depend on the guy ..
and #67 totally works for me, cause I want a guy who plays videogames as well.. haha Halo and COD ftw
I don’t agree with half of this and one I really dont agree with is “guys hate gays”. I don’t hate gays. None of my guy friends hate gays. So yeah this is so not true. Also there are maybe a handful of things that you can relate to most guys. And oh yes I am gay and I am a guy and no not all my guy friends are gay. In fact only a few are. I really hope who ever the hell wrote this rethinks him-self.
Lol at #24. guys hate gays? last time I checked gays were guys. does that mean all gays hate themselves and the people they partner with? :L
Has no one realised by now that saying “All of this is bullshit” or “100% true” are both false? They may be true to you, but many are false to others. I have a best guy friend and he knows all the shit I did, and no one else knows. So, obviously that ones wrong for real, the person who wrote this just may not be very loyal or trusting.
I have a very close guy friend and he knows everything about me and vise versa. People do chage btw, how else do we mature and grow? I can personally say I have changed alot over the past few MONTHS. So….care to explain? And im not saying I changed in a good or bad way, but i changed. And I truely believe that if you catch you boyfriend cheating on you give him one more chance. I am not suggesting this to everyone, simply becaus I dont know yous ituation and who he is, but my boyfriend cheated on me and I gave him one more chance. Now he is X100 better boyfriend and I trust him. He knows he doesnt have any more chance. oh and one more thing, i know this is diffferent with every guy but i asked all my guy friends and they did say mini skirts over brains soo ya know just depends on the guy (It really shows who they really are, its a good idea to ak your byofriend that question)
I’m glad you gave your bf another chance and that he’s now really better. I hope to hear better news between you both!
Speaking about mini skirts, it’s very personal. Some likes it, some doesn’t. I actually like brainy girls with mini skirts!
My problem:
#47. Like people said. It just depends on the guy. But it’s actually kinda depressing that it actually matters so much to the average guy. You wouldnt date a girl just because she’s not the average 120? You could be missing out on getting to know someone incredible.
X. No, if a guy really loves you.. he wouldnt have let you go in the first place.
This was probably written by someone just as shallow as all these facts sound.
Guys hate gays?
are you fucking RETARDED. People who are gay are also human. AKA… also guys.
think before you talk.
I am also sure you’re a 15 year old girl
Cool… grow up soon k
You guys its just a blog…
Okay, obviously these facts depends on what type of guy it is, I doubt that these all apply to all the guys in the world…
#88. i dont have enough hopes.
one question…#98 says that guys hate girls who overreact right? but is this guy tryb outing his hands in my ass i have to react otherwise he will think i am a bitch, but i think as well they do this to tease me right?? answer me please
Slap him if he does it again. It’s rude!
Is nr 97 true?…that when a guy tells you, you’re beutiful they really like you?
Okay, so if many are as untrue as you boys say, write one that is.
24: horrible. Gay people are the best, but I would see how a guy is intimidated by a gay. In my opinion, lesbians are kinda scary. Not a homophobe…just intimidated.
Love is love. Gender is just a detail.
47: okayy…so because I have a few extra pounds I won’t find love? That’s somewhat shallow and unfair to those girls who might have a bit more meat. Its things like these that started making chick vomit and not eat. Don’t be shallow!
41: I don’t think showing half your ass is going to make a guy fall in love with you. But also don’t be a smartass because guys won’t like to feel like the stupid one. Bascially, girls: just because you dress revealingly doesn’t mean you’ll find a loving guy, just a shollow guy that wants your ass. And also, that doesn’t mean be stupid. I’m sure guys like girls who are smart enough to not make dumb choices. Be smart, but don’t be effin harvard material…
Here’s #100: don’t baby guys. They have a huge pride. Make sure they know you have your trust and love and that you appriciate them. Its important not to make them feel like you dominate.
But then again, that’s just my POV. Other guys might disagree.
Gm.<3
I think that everyone who disagrees with this is either not ready for commitment or under the age of 20. With the exception of the horribly offensive comment about gays and one or two other things, my boyfriend and his friends all agreed.
Umm i am not so sure about number 97. most of the guys that are trying to get me into bed say that im beautiful….and then they piss off when I say no.
(number 99) guys do not love girls more than they love them, and girls dont love guys more than they love them. it’s equal, okay?
The guy I like is not sure about who he likes( and admits that to everyone). H
I’m sorry, but this is quite obviously written by a woman. This is a classic example of a female’s perception of what guys are like, or that of an immature male.
Please try and just treat us all as individuals: some of these do apply to us all, but most of them represent the views of the stereotypical male. We’re all different, if you get to know us, you’ll soon find out what we do and don’t like.
i actually kinda like the list…
but i don’t understand why a girl would give a guy a 2nd chance if he cheats on her, if your in love, that shit hurts when you find out your man doesn’t feel the same!
and to the guys:
personaly, i dont even like it when my guy is constantly flirting with other girls,
but guys seem to think its ok..
i dont get it
“#96 is not true. Touch my hair when I say so, but NOT my things!”
if it is not true, then why did you put it on the list?
im a girl and i think it’s true, cause few boys in my class feel disgusted when a couple of girls touching their hair, and their stuff like books and pencils and other stuff.
i know bcause they told me, and they laughed “why are they keep touching my hair, it’s disturbing and silly and it makes me sick!”
what do u guys think?
#24 made me stop reading.
um david that is so rude you dont tell someone they have downsyndrome that is so insulting go find a nice girlfriend who can teach you some manners
if a dude dumps a chick than she ruins his life to make him feel bad then tells him she still likes him through that whole process from the ruining life thing to the still likes he will want to kill her
amazing
#80 – “Guys tend to generalize about girls…”
really? because this whole blog is definitely NOT a girl making generalizations about guys. lol
i bet this was written by a 15-yr-old girl who just got dumped and was thinking about all the bad things about her ex-boyfriend. so she had to let it out somehow, right?
i agree with some ppl here. i think all of this depends A LOT on individual guys. none of these are general facts about guys. they could even apply to girls, too.
21. “When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.”
wow, and the whole time i thought guys were PONDERING about my questions. i didnt know this was the actual case. thanks guys…
26. “A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.”
what a HUGE sacrifice!!!!
28. “You can never understand him unless you listen to him.”
what the hell. ok… i dont really know how else we humans were taught to understand other ppl. personally, i’ve always learned that we need to LISTEN to people in order to understand. apparently, other girls have not learned that yet.
30. “Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.”
NOT true!!! guys are more laid back than girls – girls create all the drama. yes, i’m admitting this even though i’m a girl.
37. “Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.”
hahahahahahaha funny!!! why do girls always have to assume the worst. i’m sorry you’re so insecure about your boyfriend (and if you think about it, your best friend too).
42. “Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.”
proof that this was written by a 15-yr-old. as guys and girls get older, they buy more MATURE things.
59. “Guys don’t really have final decisions.”
WOW, what a BIG insult. how do you ever expect to get a guy like this?
63. “Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.”
don’t the “court the girls” and “at the end” imply that the guy gets to know the girl and THEN falls in love with her? so how is that love at first sight?
88. “If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.”
ohhhh, i understand… so all guys STILL love ALL the girls they’ve dumped. now life makes sense…
87. “When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.”
hmmm… very debatable
92. “If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.”
i think all that will do is intimidate the guy – he’ll ask, “i’m sorry i asked you out, was i not supposed to?” do you REALLY want that?
94. “You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.”
believe me, i know A LOT of religious guys, but they don’t always have good intentions. however, some can fall into this category.
yes this is really good for those of you out there i am a guys only couple are true and number 96 should be
96:touche guys where you want to be touched
Its so true about guys!!
My boyfriend’s so sweet!!
hey all ya’ll and this is totally not true because i have a bf and he doesnt do any of these things but any 0f theses things but anyway he is crazy when i hold his hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lots of good stuff here – mostly if you’re like 18 years old. I’d hate for young women to take a lot of this seriously.
– Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
Sounds to me like that means women are responsible when men get violent or abusive. That’s not only wrong, it’s sickening.
- Guys hate gays.
Only ignorant insecure guys.
- Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
Again, women are supposed to take responsibility for insecure and mean men who become overly possessive. A confident mature man wouldn’t even fit into this category. He doesn’t consider his woman to be his property. If a man is overly possessive it doesn’t mean he loves you; it means he loves himself and wants to own you. Run away fast ladies!
u know wat nease12 is rigth some of it is true in a way # 8 is kind of true we it depens on wat type of person u are ….i go crazy for this girIs smile …. we guy do have finnal desisions and NOT all guys are the SAME!!!!!!
Not all of them are true but then again they are in a way.
24. Yeah there are some guys that a for gays because that is the kind of people they hang out with, and that’s not a bad thing it can just be kinda weird sometimes because God made two sexs for a reason, TO BE WITH THE OTHER ONE.
89. Yeah it can be true. They can get jealous and shit, but really they could lovve you more than your boyfriend does but you would never know that because you can describe real love you can just feel it. It’s like air you can feel it and everything but you can’t see it.
All this is true in a way and all you guys know it.
Not everyone is the same!!!
So quit arguing over it!!!
41 can be true to a point if the girl fucks up and says somthing like it would of been different if he wasn’t there that shows a lack of brains they trying to make you feel better but its worse cuz there saying that your not who they truly want… finding out going to prom with a freinds Ex is a bad idea… even if they ask you out for it
ok it tok me a wild to read thir .my frind told me to read this and this is bull we dont hate gay guy it cool to have a gay guy as a friend if u like this girl and want to talk to her ur gay friend may help u get tat sweet ass …… sorry ..,. but is true espesialy if their friends wit tat girl tat will be alot of help im i right or wrong…… ps.im a sweet guy and leaf rocks
oooppppsssss!!! I meant so don’t care about their opinion in the last paragraph, Sorry!
i think who ever wrote this should include the 100th fact that is
#100 most mens wont agree with the above facts.
Hi. First of all I’m a girl, and these 99 facts about guys that girls should know, they aren’t facts but an opinion based on just 1 person! I mean seriously this is one person out of 6 billion, this guy/girl was just writing what they thought, not what is true. Yes, some of this stuff is true about guys, but don’t trust it with your own relationship.
And girls it doesn’t matter if you might have meat on your bones, or if you wear a lot of makeup, or if your a lesbian. If you just be yourself your bf/gf will love you no matter what, and if that isn’t good enough for them then they’re a big jerk. If someone can’t love you for who u r there’s no point being with them.
Look I’m meaty on my bones, but most guys find me attractive, so stop complaining about your weight. You r who u r, and God made u this way for a reason. I think the thing about guys hating gays is totally off, but the person who wrote the 99 opinions was probably upset. They might have been talking about themselves to be accepted by others, I really don’t know.
The way I c it is that we all need to be ourselves, not caring what other people think of u, and enjoy our lives as much as we can. I’m only 14 and I think that everybody is unique in their own way. This is only a website that somebody posted to get attention, so don’t care about your opinion, and don’t trust the 99 facts. If you want to have a good relationship you need to do it yourself, and not to test your bf with all of this crap in here. Okay?
i agree with chris 100%
93 IS SOOOOOOOOO UNTRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sometimes i just need to hear my girlfriends voice, it calms me and makes me feel comforted. But other than that at 89 everything is pretty good… P.S I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND SOOOO FREAKING MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some of it might be true ,ladies, but the rest is crap. And no… the weakest point is a man’s genitalia.
Yo Chica’s, you all such dick!! if you want to suck my Bad Boy, come and call me! I’m waiting Chica’s…. by the way, I don’t like this article! It sucks dick!
As has been said everyone is different so some will be right for some and not others. Im a guy and I will say which ones apply specificly to me.
These I disagree with:
3,5(?),12,18,21,23,24,27,43,44,47,53,67,69,83(hmmm),87!,89,93,96,
87: If he has cheated on you DO NOT give him a 2nd chance!!
The rest are true.
Not true about guys hating gays. That was majorly fucked up….
OK number 67 is total sexist. I’m a bloomin’ skater for heaven’s sake, hate makeup!
This blog provides a lot of tips to us girls on how to impress our partners but there are some considerations to take.What ever relationship you have right now treasure and enjoy. We don’t know if you were both meant to be.Just respect each other!
22 thats fuckin so true,that i allmoust die of loughting,remidns myself
,87 i don’t need this,i will never ever cheet on my girl.3 is shit,author go and f*** yourself with this,talk about yourself.Too lazy to tell more fail things i jsut got readed here.Half true,half not.25,69 no…
These sound like something a woman WANTS to read, not what she actually needs to know.
Guys ARE intimidated by gays. Because we can touch girls, see them naked and tell them how hot they are without them worrying that we’re just trying to get in their pants. Because we aren’t.
#88 is true, if there’s a reason behind it. Example he’s leaving for work for a long time overseas.
i’d really lke to knw if # 88 is true
I experienced this before. My boyfriend didn’t want me to suffer with him as he was jobless and without a degree.
I agree with greg; there are too many morons (not just on the internet, but also in the world in general). It’s a sad state of affairs. This list, for example, was clearly written by someone who baffles scientists and blurs the line between below-average and downright retarded… I hope you never have children.
EPIC FAIL!
GO GET YOUR HEAD CHECKED!
There are far to many morons on the internet!
lol
i ma guy n Doctor also….n most of abv are True?
coz its hapn evrbdz life.
sufy.
#48 was true 4 my ex. he was always in my buisness and he said he loved me the second day!!! he turned out to be a perv so i dumped him now i like some one elseee…(:
some of it are ryt.. but some often wrong! LOL.. haha.. not all of guys are the same..
but i do belive that guy cries. 
( but thanks it helps me…
#44 is wrong. if the guy is a real man, & truly cares about the girl & wants to keep her trust, he can & WILL keep her secret. if a girl trusts a guy enough to tell him something serious & asks him not to tell anyone, he wouldnt dare do anything to lose that trust.
I’m a girl who has lots of guy friends, and most of these things r true except u didnt put boys like girls who are down to earth,relaxe and not up-tight or too much of a drama queen!! and its true also they dnt like it when a girl acts stupid or like she cant do anything right thats just seeking attention!Xx
i agree with point: 1,2,6,7,8,9,10,12,13,14,15,17,18,19,20,22,23,24,27,28,29,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,45,46,47,50,51,53,56,57,58,60,61,62,65,66,68,70,71,72,74,77,79,83,84,86,88,90,91,95,96,97,98,99
uhmm, im a guy, and, i am head over heels in love with my girlfriend, who was y best friend for years, and weve now been dating over 4 years, and i gotta say, every thing on this list is fucking bullshit. Be your own person. The idea that all men fall into one category or pattern is the most absurd thing ive ever heard in my life.
And #93 is particularly horrible. I have a speed psychosis from years of drug use, and when paranoia sets in, her voice helps me sleep. She’s my angel. My eternal love.
wow guys, your all taking it so seriously!
just settle down hey?
Yeah, I have an open-minded friend who is a guy, and he’s so not homophobic. Very close minded. One of my male friends also likes girls with meat on her bones, hates anorexics.
I’m a guy and was brought to this page by my gf and I think most of the things on the list are so true. I would’ve changed number 24 to ‘guys feel intimidated by gays’.
Despite what the fatty girls are trying to say here, 47 is so true. Guys don’t care about height, they really don’t care. They do care about weight, though. This does not mean guys prefer skinny girls, but that their preference regarding weight is very important, no matter what they prefer. Girls who say that their bfs won’t care whether they gained weight forget about 7 and their bf will stay polite. He doesn’t think that you want to gain weight, but that you want him to say that he loves you and if you’re asking for it, you can get it.
Regarding 83, it’s a common misconception that the male’s weakest point is the crotch, attacking a guy there will only anger him more. It’s taught in the police academy to kick people on their legs. Everything above my waste is practically invulnerable in combat (except for when I have to fight a trained boxer) and I can take a lot serious hits there. On the other hand, kicking my feet away is much more effective.
92: seriously, do that. If I want to date you and I really like you, I’ll tell you that and I’ll compliment you.
94 is absolute nonsense. The fact that a person incorrectly interprets the universe as it is does not make his intentions more real.
26: I could eat tomorrow as well, but when I get you’re smile (number 8) I won’t be hungry for a whole week.
With love,
Ronald.
24 and 67 are fucking retarded. I HATE romance novels and makeup. Girl gamers ftw! And for 24, nothing needs to be said. Whoever wrote this article needs to quit with the stereotypes.
Ha. A lot of these are true. Some aren’t and others are just straight stereotyping.
some aren’t true though, several of these are also true about girls. i think it actually depends on the person.
number 47 is a load of bull most boys (that arent shallow)dont care about weight or looks they care about personality
urmm… i neva had a bf…im 13 and i relly lyk dis guy who’s relly cute but i jst wana knw dis facts abt boys if its RELLY true or not..i hope dey are true!!
… x
90% are not
lmfao
my ex best friend asked me out wat shud i say
Well im a girl, but still:
I would say, that if you still like him, you should accept, but if not, you should tell him that no, because you can get his hopes high..
But anyway, thats also a generalization! Could be its totally unappropriate
my boyfriend always said i lov u does he mean it or is he just sayin it
im a guy and i was bored and i went to this website and i have three words for this…
This Is Bull.
well i am a gurl, but i think that alot of this is true except for the one stating that our weight matters, nao i miself am a “smaller” gurl..around 115 lbs… but i have been told that if i gained a bit more then there would be nuthin wrong with it. i would be more self consious, but that dont mean that he would hate me. nao mi bf does say he lovves me all the time, he hasnt been with alot of ppl, and dosent mind the hair thing. i did anjoy reading this blog, i found it helpful, but not all of these statments r true. alot of guys dont mind gay guys, yes i woudl no this bc alot of mi guy friends have gay friends, and that woud be around 60% of them too. i encourage u to right more of these blogs, but recherch this topic more, i do think that u should right one on things that guys should know about girls. i thank u for ur time in reading this.
You guys are all dumb, and need to stop fighting over comments. Yeah, everyone has their opinions about this list, but keep it to yourselves, jeez. I think some of the things on this list are super sweet, but I also believe that this definitely doesn’t categorize all guys. Definitely not. But for the guys that do read this and then comment saying “some are true, and some aren’t”, tell us which ones are ACTUALLY true. please&thankyou. (:
My bf said many of these were largely true in most scenarios, but of course, always keeping in mind that these are only generalisations ^^
my BF keeps telling me to hold his hands…
i think my BF is gonna go red seeeing all these
he doent actually allow me to touch his thing….but his hair…
his hair is soft..he is cute…i like him ….hmmm … i love him
Not all of them are true. I think it depends on personality and different guys.
now i now tylr armn liks me cuz he tries getin mi attentn by thrown pencis and he wrote kiss on mi journal i wondr if e was thinkin bout the band kiss but if he told anyone i like id nee him in the balls and never talk to a bastrd like that agn and i llllllllllloooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvve yur comments cuz tylrs hot and has a realy natral face and loves areopostale like me
for all of you saying that this is wrong.. i think that you should try to right one that you think is right instead of just talking about this one!!
“#88 If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.” What do you mean by let go??
i just wanna know… if it is true if guyz weakest point is at the knee?? y?? i’ve been ask of these by my friends whom i had showed this blog.. despite from the fact i also like to know…(?)
To be completely honest this is complete crap, i’m a guy, and therefore i’m instantly homophobic ? No.
It hint that number 67 is wrong. I HATE to wear make-up
I dont hate to wear it, but normally dont, and I think that if a guy doesnt find you pretty the way you looka and are, and even If you should wear too much, he doesnt deserve you!
I don’t think all guys “hate” Gays, that’s a little harsh. because the ones I know don’t. And Weight matters..? what is that supposed to mean? kind of rude. And For the thing you said about guys like girls who are like their moms…thats wierd. Sometimes moms are crazy.andd that is all.
i’m a girl and you guys are mean! whoever wrote this was trying to enlighten us and was probably mainly talking about himself. he can’t please all of you so don’t blame a guy for trying!
I’ve got to say, some of this is rubbish.
But some of it is unique and quite true. ;D
Umm… Some of it is true. Some isn’t and on a large amount of it.. I got extremely insulted….
Some I agree with but others I was really insulted with. I was insulted by others but these are the main ones!
19.Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands……yeh rite – watever
(I love it when my gf touches my hand. I love holding hands with her…)
24.Guys hate gays
(Nope, I used to know a gay and I talked to him fine, was friends with him..)
29.If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does
(I tell my girl friend I love her all the time, and it is her that rarely says it…)
34.No guy is bad when he is courting
(I am XD)
41.Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts. ……..sumtimes.
)
(How shallow do you think I am
43.Guys virtually brag about anything
(I… never brag… well… I never brag and actually mean it. I am very self consious and hate most about me so I never brag)
47.Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!……very true.
(Wouldn’t care if my gf gained loads of weight, as long as she looks after herself enough I am fine with that Again, I am not shallow)
89.If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
(So you are basically saying that the girls boy friend will NEVER love her more than her friends which is a boy, smart assumtion there)
92.If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
(Why the hell would you ask why, its a nice thing that a guy wants to do for you, if he does it then take the offer)
Hey I’m a dude and does 22 actually work
i hate you
A lot of these are lies(:
to all the people saying these aren’t true:
he made a mistake, the title should be “99 Facts about REAL Guys that Girls should know!”
wise words
point 88 is so true once i askd my bf wt wu u do if i fell fer someone else an 4got bout u an he saidi wont say a thng an latr he expanded on it saying if ur commited ull neve leave me . i fell lyk crying
Mate, it’s true guys go crazy over a girl’s smile. You get a girl who isn’t so good looking but can break out a beautiful smile and she can compete with the best!
Nice sh:t,.not all are true though especially 96,.cuz i luv wen a girl touches the black hair of the small man up in d middle.
This is utter bullsh*t lol, no offence.
It’s so bad to generalize and common sense would tell us that somebody had to write all that crap down so it’s merely their opinion on the matter- no facts whatsoever.
Everyone is unique and different in a way. Judging your other half just by reference to these “99 facts” is foolish. Don’t tell me about my guy- or anyone else’s for that matter. If he’s my guy, I’d know him best- not you.
If number 96 means us guys don’t want girls touching the black bush down in the place where the sun don’t shine, its untrue.
not all guys are jerks.
.
and i’m an effin’ girl.
they act like jerks to
impress their friends..
i used to think guys
were perverted jerks..
they’re just really
trying to get you.
you’re like a prize.
if a boy likes you,
you’re probably gonna
be his main target until
you get a boyfriend…
lol.
is number 47 really true?
because i have a flat stomach, a small waist and big boobs but my bum and thighs are quite big and i was just wondering if guys call ‘fattness’ big all over or would they classify big bum and thighs as being fat and would this make them not find me attractive or want to date me?
Belinda, since no guys have answered you I guess I’ll try. Why would you WANT to be with a guy that judges you based on that? Personally I’m waiting for a guy who will look deeper. Look, keep your standards up there. Don’t settle because you feel like your butt’s too big, if you settle like that you may really miss out on someone worthwhile. But in answer to your question, from what I understand guys tend to prefer curve. Once again, I’m a girl so I can’t promise you this is true, but all guys are different too so I can guarantee there’s someone out there who will care about you anyway. I hate hearing fellow girls thinking they’ll never find someone based on their weight; it will only make your life harder. Be confident, be hopefull, but most of all be yourself. If he doesn’t want that, then he’ll never be the one who can make you happy. Best of luck!
You are not fat, and if what your saying is true I gotta say you must look amazing. And btw I’m a guy and I think height matters.
this blog helped me to understand my guy friend..
i now know some of his actions..
wat it means, how he shows it..
i rily love it..
..tnx.
..well, i have guy friends and a friend gave this site to me and told me to search this. so now im hir..
i find some of these true. i have seen some of this characteristics to my guy friends..
some r true wyl some r unbelievable..
..i thnk many guys will react on dis blog..
..but o love it..
tthis blog helps girls to understand guys better..and to know whom they should love..
kip on blogging..
hahahha….your log is so interesting..
..i lyk it..
most of this sounds like bull!
but the height one is semi true. im a girl and im like…5 foot 9 and i swear half the guys who have been attracted to me were at least 4 inches shorter then me.
but i still think that as far as weight goes, it depends on individual preference.
Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does
that’s not true, not even a bit ..trust me girls, i’m a girl myself and i have a bit of meat on my bones, and i have a loving boyfriend who would do anything for me.
Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
that’s not true either, i had a guy-bestfriend
back in elementary school, and what i told him, stayed between just us, a true bestfriend, whether it’s a boy or girl would not let you down.
Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.
guys’ weakest point is their penis, dumbass.
Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
any normal guy wouldn’t care who he got advice from, as long as he got a good answer.
When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
this is so stupid, like i said before, if a guy really cares about you, he does want to hear your voice, i doubt that a guy like that will tell that to another girl while seeing you, but maybe it’s possible that the guy has said that to a former girlfriend, that’s not being a player that’s being romantic, cause it really shows that he has cared about that girlfriend, and you and he means it.
this is all really stupid, it was probably written by some weird guy that has nothing better to do with his life, than express what he looks for in a girl, not all guys are the same, girls, don’t get your hopes up when you read this, it’s not entirely true, don’t let one creepy kid ruin it, and change your mind about the guy you have feelings about.
<3
crap!!did the person who write this ever heard of the words PREFERENCES and INDIVIDUAL PERSONALITY???
These are lies.
many of these are untrue? it’s all a load of fucking bollocks .. every guy is different and likes different girls. whoever wrote this really needs to get a life and deal with past issues not share them with the world just because they can’t get over their ex! what the fuck is all this shit? i am a girl and to be honest i could stick up for most of the guys coz this is purrreeee gamm breh! get a life asshole!
Many of these are untrue. Coming from a guy.
are boys afraid of asking girls out cuz i now a guys who told me that he was but didnt ask me out.
BOLLOCKS!
I think these facts are ignorant, like a young female scorned by her ex homophobic boyfriend decided to leave. Not all guys are homophobes, and if all guys hate gays, since guys can be gays that implies they would hate themselves which is entirely not true. I would suggest that you revise this to not be so suggestive about men and be more generalized and thought through with your statements. Also, just because someone is praying, does not mean they have good intentions, and being religious does not make one any better than someone who isn’t religious. It also depends on the guy to what preference of female he likes, some guys like really tiny girls and some guys like girls with curves, it depends on the guy. Whoever you are, you have a lot of life lessons to learn.
I agree with alot of these facts but i think 47 is waste. i have meat on me and i find quite alot of boys interested in me. just because all of us arent anorexic. wtf.
Number 24 is laughably untrue and sick.
I agree with you. And whomever wrote this is stupid in the way that they said “guys” in general “hate gays”. Also, i guess they don’t think that gay guys count as guys because theyre not straight. Whoever wrote this needs to make sure people dont get the wrong idea and shouldn’t make such big generalizations.
Dude. This list I hit and miss. It is way too specific to place all guys into. There are some things in this list that are true but there are other things that aren’t true. I believe you should fix this to cover a broader range of guys.
some guys do fallin love at first site i have
All Guys Are Assholes. Thats all There Is To It. they Cheat, They Lie & Mislead And Last But not Least, They NEVER Change. NEVER Give them A Second Chance. Youd Be Hurting Yourself. Trust me. im Not Stupid. All Guys Want Is A Quick Piece of Ass And They Wil Tell You Anything To Get It. So Keep That In Mind Ladies.
“All Guys Are Assholes. Thats all There Is To It. they Cheat, They Lie & Mislead And Last But not Least, They NEVER Change. NEVER Give them A Second Chance. Youd Be Hurting Yourself. Trust me. im Not Stupid. All Guys Want Is A Quick Piece of Ass And They Wil Tell You Anything To Get It. So Keep That In Mind Ladies.”
What the fuck, are you kidding?
I’m just going to safely say you got rejected, and have now turned lesbian because of it.
Don’t you dare generalise all men. I have three best friends which are guys and they ALL say the exact same thing. They care for girls they like and treat them better than themselves.
Guys who do as you described could just be immature or not like you. Yeah, they don’t like you. Argh people like you make me angry.
bahahahaha thts exactly what i thot as i read her rediculous comment xDDD
Mandy, obviously ur a nastey lesbian wich iz da fukin most disgusting shit ever. lesbians r a disgrace 2 females. dats y its man and woman! nt woman n woman nt even man with man. and no its not natural to be a les! its jst ur sick mind inventing shit! its gross! idgaf if im bein mean kuz its true! u seriousle dnt knw wtf ur tlkn bout. u must hav had sme bad taste in guys dat made u think dat way.der al diffrent.and u needa find a true man. nt a fukin woman.al da h8 cmmnts idgaf. u knw itz true.
Uhm…I don’t think mandy is saying that she is a lesbian. obvioulsy she’s not. she’s just trying to make a point. not all guys are assholes. What Sam said was completely off. yes, all guys CAN be assholes, but that doesn’t mean they can’t be sweet too. Everyone changes as well. NO ONE can say that they haven’t changed or can’t change. and about your lesbian comments, my mom is one. and she has a TON of friends who are the same. I find what you said to be VERY offensive. If 2 people love eachother, regardless of gender, they should be able to be together.
i like uhmm?’s reply…its really gr8…”If 2 people love eachother, regardless of gender, they should be able to be together.”
dats mturity…gud 1 gal…gud 1…
I find it VERY inulting! How can you say something so horrible about lebians?? I mean, if a perosn loves someone, it cant be controlled, wether you like it or not, I think its lebians would much rather NOT have being said so gruesome things by anyone, but can ANYONE controll who he or she loves??? I dont think so! So stop punishing people for something that is not theyr fault!(and no im not lesbian, I have a friend who is, and believe me, she is a totally normal and sweet girl, only she loves someone else than a guy!)
ok yea True back off some of my best friends are lesbian and gay and i have no problem with it just because theyre great people and if you think lesbians are gross keep it to your self and seriously get a life you have no reason to say any of this just because you dont have social skills needed to get a partner i cant say im sorry for you….
hey True. How about you learn how to spell, then maybe someone will take you seriously
all guys are not assholes…..some do cheat but not all, and YES they do change, everyone does its called maturity…maybe you need to grow up and realize not everyone is perfect. and you know waht my boyfriend is a respectable guy and he would never do the things you say “that all guys are assholes” that is a lie…not all guys are looking for ass either…there are those some guys who do but KEEP IN MIND not are all like taht…
You do have a point
umm… what is up with all the makeup stuff… not all girls wear makeup! ok but i can agree with most of that
Aaaww..that is so sweet but end up both parties get hurt then that is so sad..
ohmyGod..is number 88 really true?that is sweet but wont the guy feel hurt..?What if the girl still love him and he let her go?will his heart hurt?
Yea, Sha. Thats true at certain times. It hurts too much to let you go.
That’s one of the most accurate facts from this list ;]
“#88 If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.”
What does he mean by let go??
hmmh. i really thiink that if the girl u love doesnt love u and love someone else u gotta let go…
OMG #26 IS SOO SWEET!!!( altho i can barely believe it
)
Totally true. My boyfriend used to do that during school times!
my friend who is a guy, kinda gave me some of his lunch money so I could get lunch, I think that’s sweet and im just hoping that he’ll ask me out
nice list! =D
never tell a guy that your friend’s boyfriend does something which is really romantic coz a guys needs to think he is running a perfect relationship
I understand that a guy (or girl) would feel like crap if they thought they weren’t as good as someone else’s boyfriend in the romance department but that’s a girl’s way of trying to tell her boyfriend that he needs to show he cares more. Or would you rather just sit back and think that you’re the best while your girlfriend worries about it endlessly? She doesn’t want to be mean and tell you how much you suck at romance…this is her way.
omfg…97.99% of this shit is fcuking true.
ha okay for number 89..
the guy that wrote this obviously has something wrong with his love life
im a girl and just a heads up if my best guy friend liked me and then i got a boyfriend that just means i don’t like my best guy friend like that
WHY DO YOU THINK I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
Perhaps it just means that your best boyfriend likes you too. Ha, not that he must love you more.
There’s no limit to love, and no way to count love.
ROFL.. I’m reading all these comments and all I’m seeing is “Some of this is true but most of them are way off” and the like;
I wouldn’t exactly know if all of them are true but I definitely don’t think ‘guys hate gays’ is a fact, proof from what LJ1789 said .
Anywho, I think the boyfriend’s who’ve read these are really sweet to the gf’s.
Especially standing up for the 93rd fact, which personally IS NOT TRUE AT ALL. Jeez .
I am agreeing with #93. It’s kinda sweet talking!
is numberr 21 really trueee?
#21. 2 possible reasons.
1. He could be trying to find an excuse not to do it for you.
or
2. He’s not able to do it, but he’s thinking hard to help you solve it!
“umm” suggests he’s thinking!
not all of these are true shit maybe like 60 of them or smthing either some girl wrote this or some fat kid lol
ok thats just retarted who said some fat kid has to be all sensitive sometimes i dont under stand you guys and most of you get all offensive around number 93 usually when some thing is true and bad people get over offensive o and one last thinf you guys well some of you act like your girlfriend is your toy and its sickening
ps it dosent mean that your gf should look at your best friend more than you only if theres a look of jealousy then its probably true that her guy friend likes her more
The person that done this made loads of generalisations about stupid things that most guys don’t do! ¬.¬. You are saying if guys say really sweet things to girls before they go to sleep then they are going to ring another girl to say the same thing. Thats stupid ¬.¬
.
And some people treat girls like toys… but most guys love the girls more than the girls love the boys
Also in reply to your ps, every guy in the world will get jealous if someone gets with the girl he likes….. but this doesn’t mean that the person likes her more…. My girl friend has a friend which is a boy and he’s my friend too and he likes her and hes a little jealous…. but I love my girl friend with al my heart, if I was him I would have never got with another girl and I would have waited but he got with a different girl even though he still likes her… Explain that ¬.¬
89: Pure shit…!!!!!!! that means my girlie should go towards my best friend??????? Just too bad this Philosophy…!
93: I do tell my babe, bt i mean it.. thats true…..
no, not ur best friend, her best guy friend. read it again
and mayb she shud if u give her those kinda cheesy melodramitic generalistic lines every nite -.-
so cute
love the comments
no 34 is a FACT!
Most of this looks like it was written by a deluded 14 year old girl with some input from her overly romantic homophobic best friend.
Some of it I would say is true, but the majority is pretty far off.
what do you have against 14 year olds? we’re nice people and if some this stuff isn’t true then don’t blame it on us!
true that
I gotta say as a guy, some of these are deffo true, but some are plain offensive.
89. What a load of $h1t. Why does your mate looking at you sideways mean he loved you more than your boyfriend?!
93. I hate going to bed without speaking to my girlfriend first…does this mean I tell other girls that as well?
94. Why? Just becaus ehe’s religeous doesn’t mean he has good intentions.
24. Some of my best friends are gay. That is an offensive and ignorant ‘fact’.
The facts that are true are good, but the untrue generalising ones outweigh them.
Whoever wrote this is stupid ¬.¬ This pissed me off. Half of it is stupidly offensive. It makes stupid generalisations about things that she doesn’t bloody know. No ones perfect but this is way off
true that.
What the hell is up with 24? That’s really closed-minded and I’m pretty sure all of my guy friends have no problem with homosexuals. This blog is ridiculous.
ya really. a guy once wanted me MORE once i had a girlfriend. gays are hot.
- Jade
Ahaha take a poll, i’m willing to bet $20 that most guys are a LOT more ok with lesbians than gay guys.
hanz8997 tht is so stupid cuz i hav never seen or haerd of a guy liking a girl cuz she likes ppl of the same sex and im a girl but by knowing my boyfriend most of these r tru and apparently thts y u think guys like lesboes and thts just nasty!!!tht explains y u prb.dnt hav a boyfriend!
chelsea, it is very true guys do like lesbians way more than gays, hahaha and it is not stupid because i bet your boyfriend only says he doesn’t like lesbians, because he is in the process of getting in your pants. And there is no need to be rude there are alot of reasons she probably doesn’t have a boyfriend.
..I would have to say coming from a males point of view, i find these “Facts” way off. I’m obviously a male, and I find it offensive how they generalize on the idea that men don’t like women for anything but what we make them out to be. As if men are shallow and all of us are cheaters.
take a breath
Yeah pretty much all of these are true, there are a few that are semi-true also.
Yeah i’m a guy and I can honestly say that basically all of it is very very true.
yeah bro everything is true.
Which one of us in crack?? Yes, some are true, but a TON of this is just pure garbage. I mean, number 19, honestly. Yes, i love holding hands with my girl too, but “crazy” ? I think not.
if girl touches me even on the body. im getting suppppcrazy cuz im very shy. but for you its another deal…
i agree with a lot of these (even though i’m a girl). i know my boyfriend very well. i read some other ones i found on google, and they were pretty bad, most of them revolving around sex and kinky things like that. NOT ALL BOYS ARE LIKE THAT. most girls like a guy who is seeking a commitment, not a purely sexual relationship.
well obviously you do not know your boy friend so great. Girls look for the best in their guys. but all guys want sex related things weather they admit it or not. many guys are good at keeping that kind of stuff out of their realationships, but they do want it and the thought has passed through their minds.
well obviously you do not know your boyfriend so great. Girls look for the best in their guys. but all guys want sex related things weather they admit it or not. many guys are good at keeping that kind of stuff out of their realationships, but they do want it and the thought has passed through their minds.
hey i think i know where you got this. jeez!
This was not helpful at all. I had all my guy friends read this and only a total of about 5 are true. They were extremely insulted by the rest of these “facts”.
Your guy friends were most likely intimidated by each other and were afraid or embarrassed to admit a lot of them
I’m a guy, and I’d guess that whoever wrote this based it off of their own boyfriend and three other guy friends. Many of these were insulting.
I’m pretty sure 41 is incorrect in every sense, because shallow guys only care about the skirt and not the brains, but the unshallow ones actually care about her character an heart instead of her intelligence. Brains is actually pretty low on the priority list. Thats MY opinion anyway. Personally I think its adorable when girls have stupid moments XD
i disagree 41 is important but not one of the most important and I’m a guy i only found 3 that are not true in my case the rest are pretty much true
me also a guy…..
yup….noodles….m satisfied wid you….
guys actually liyk gals wid a gud heart…instead of miniskirts…..
nypg, I think that you may have Down Syndrome.
Hi my name is shannon and obviously im a women but well for one i think that whoever said that 41 is way off just shows how shallow he is! and for the second thing are these your personal oppinions? cause idk if this applys to him i wish it did for somethings but it doesnt
but anyway i just wanted to know that thanks
-Shannon
41 is way off
100 guys love to have a girl lick his lips after thay kiss (dont ask y)
101 guy hate it when a girl stuffs her bra or her pantes (back side)(this gives the thalt she trys 2 hard)
One more fact and you could have hit a century…
I bowed to those whoever wrote all these facts… lol… it depends on individual’s preferences, doesn’t it? but i like your blog a lot!!
where u got all these facts?
According to the guys i know, the weakest point is no the knees, its a bit above that….
hahahaha yeah
Very true X)
that was really a good one
hahaha, so true,
most of these facts are liess!
i mean, touch the guys’ THINGS? i do not think so!
wtf! i know some make sense but others are completley ridiculous
I agree and seriously she said “sumtimes” on a whole bunch of them… That makes u think all these are real(not) like come on. Anyways , I agree with u
Should be renamed — “99 Facts about Human that other humans should know!”
=)
24# is wrong
that was just mean.
It depends on the guy. I live in a town where most people think gays are bad, but half my guy friends here don’t really care. The other half of guys tend to be stereotypical macho men.
But it is so true!
no it so clearly is not true!!!!! im a girl, but one of my friends’ (who for reference is straight) best friend is gay, and theyre both really cool about it. youre just being sooo stereotypical its unreal!
This is true every guy in the world has something agianst gays if he doesnt that means that he is atracted to gays as well.(also if you see a guy hanging around a gay 99% of the time he might not know that he is gay) i’ve been to many schools and theres always a gay guy , 99% of the time that guy only hangs around girls because the guys would feel unconfortable either talking or just standinng by him.
i think it is right..