99 Facts about Guys that Girls should know!

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Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

  1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
  2. Guys hate other flirts.
  3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
  4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
  5. Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
  6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
  7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
  8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
  9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
  10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
  11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them. …….dont think so
  12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking! but do not generalise
  13. Guys cry!!!
  14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
  15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
  16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
  17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.
  18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
  19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands……yeh rite – Whatever.
  20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
  21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.
  22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow”. So true.
  23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
  24. Guys hate gays!
  25. Guys love their moms.
  26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
  27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.
  28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
  29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
  30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
  31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.
  32. Guys are very open about themselves.
  33. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.
  34. No guy is bad when he is courting
  35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
  36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.
  37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
  38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice…….very true.
  39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
  40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
  41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts. ……..sumtimes.
  42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
  43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
  44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
  45. Guys think too much.
  46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.
  47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!……very true.
  48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
  49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
  50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.
  51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
  52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.
  53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
  54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
  55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed P**** with their girlfriends…..sumtimes depends wen they want sumat.
  56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.
  57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
  58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me”……sumtimes.
  59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.
  60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
  61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him….very important.
  62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
  63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
  64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
  65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.
  66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
  67. A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
  68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake. ….they love u regardless.
  69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!……true but only wen the guys are ready 2be settled down.
  70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
  71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
  72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
  73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.
  74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
  75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
  76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.
  77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
  78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
  79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
  80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.
  81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.
  82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
  83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.
  84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
  85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
  86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed by you or he’s criticizing you.
  87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
  88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
  89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
  90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
  91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
  92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
  93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
  94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
  95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
  96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!
  97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
  98. Guys hate girls who overreact. ……sumtimes.
  99. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.

What about me?

#47 don’t quite apply to me. I prefer girls having alittle meat.

#96 is not true. Touch my hair when I say so, but NOT my things!

#85 – I can fix women quite well. I mean, women’s things *winks* =)

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  • Awerlord

    22 thats fuckin so true,that i allmoust die of loughting,remidns myself :D,87 i don’t need this,i will never ever cheet on my girl.3 is shit,author go and f*** yourself with this,talk about yourself.Too lazy to tell more fail things i jsut got readed here.Half true,half not.25,69 no…

  • Patrick

    These sound like something a woman WANTS to read, not what she actually needs to know.

  • Tyler

    Guys ARE intimidated by gays. Because we can touch girls, see them naked and tell them how hot they are without them worrying that we’re just trying to get in their pants. Because we aren’t.

  • http://felixker.com Felix Ker

    #88 is true, if there’s a reason behind it. Example he’s leaving for work for a long time overseas.

  • killjoy

    i’d really lke to knw if # 88 is true

    • Laura

      I experienced this before. My boyfriend didn’t want me to suffer with him as he was jobless and without a degree.

  • http://www.poobutton.com Big KJ

    I agree with greg; there are too many morons (not just on the internet, but also in the world in general). It’s a sad state of affairs. This list, for example, was clearly written by someone who baffles scientists and blurs the line between below-average and downright retarded… I hope you never have children.

  • Greg

    EPIC FAIL!
    GO GET YOUR HEAD CHECKED!
    There are far to many morons on the internet!
    lol

  • Sufy.virus

    i ma guy n Doctor also….n most of abv are True?
    coz its hapn evrbdz life.
    sufy.

  • Katie

    #48 was true 4 my ex. he was always in my buisness and he said he loved me the second day!!! he turned out to be a perv so i dumped him now i like some one elseee…(:

  • lei

    some of it are ryt.. but some often wrong! LOL.. haha.. not all of guys are the same.. :) but i do belive that guy cries. :(( but thanks it helps me…

  • David

    #44 is wrong. if the guy is a real man, & truly cares about the girl & wants to keep her trust, he can & WILL keep her secret. if a girl trusts a guy enough to tell him something serious & asks him not to tell anyone, he wouldnt dare do anything to lose that trust.

  • Bobby :)

    I’m a girl who has lots of guy friends, and most of these things r true except u didnt put boys like girls who are down to earth,relaxe and not up-tight or too much of a drama queen!! and its true also they dnt like it when a girl acts stupid or like she cant do anything right thats just seeking attention!Xx :)

  • someone (:

    i agree with point: 1,2,6,7,8,9,10,12,13,14,15,17,18,19,20,22,23,24,27,28,29,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,45,46,47,50,51,53,56,57,58,60,61,62,65,66,68,70,71,72,74,77,79,83,84,86,88,90,91,95,96,97,98,99

    :P so many :o

  • alex

    uhmm, im a guy, and, i am head over heels in love with my girlfriend, who was y best friend for years, and weve now been dating over 4 years, and i gotta say, every thing on this list is fucking bullshit. Be your own person. The idea that all men fall into one category or pattern is the most absurd thing ive ever heard in my life.

    And #93 is particularly horrible. I have a speed psychosis from years of drug use, and when paranoia sets in, her voice helps me sleep. She’s my angel. My eternal love.

  • Britt

    wow guys, your all taking it so seriously!
    just settle down hey?

  • Val

    Yeah, I have an open-minded friend who is a guy, and he’s so not homophobic. Very close minded. One of my male friends also likes girls with meat on her bones, hates anorexics.

  • Ronald

    I’m a guy and was brought to this page by my gf and I think most of the things on the list are so true. I would’ve changed number 24 to ‘guys feel intimidated by gays’.
    Despite what the fatty girls are trying to say here, 47 is so true. Guys don’t care about height, they really don’t care. They do care about weight, though. This does not mean guys prefer skinny girls, but that their preference regarding weight is very important, no matter what they prefer. Girls who say that their bfs won’t care whether they gained weight forget about 7 and their bf will stay polite. He doesn’t think that you want to gain weight, but that you want him to say that he loves you and if you’re asking for it, you can get it.
    Regarding 83, it’s a common misconception that the male’s weakest point is the crotch, attacking a guy there will only anger him more. It’s taught in the police academy to kick people on their legs. Everything above my waste is practically invulnerable in combat (except for when I have to fight a trained boxer) and I can take a lot serious hits there. On the other hand, kicking my feet away is much more effective.
    92: seriously, do that. If I want to date you and I really like you, I’ll tell you that and I’ll compliment you.
    94 is absolute nonsense. The fact that a person incorrectly interprets the universe as it is does not make his intentions more real.
    26: I could eat tomorrow as well, but when I get you’re smile (number 8) I won’t be hungry for a whole week.

    With love,
    Ronald.

  • Jenny

    24 and 67 are fucking retarded. I HATE romance novels and makeup. Girl gamers ftw! And for 24, nothing needs to be said. Whoever wrote this article needs to quit with the stereotypes.

  • JDUB

    Ha. A lot of these are true. Some aren’t and others are just straight stereotyping.

  • ming ming

    some aren’t true though, several of these are also true about girls. i think it actually depends on the person. :)

  • slipdeth

    number 47 is a load of bull most boys (that arent shallow)dont care about weight or looks they care about personality

  • Jehen

    urmm… i neva had a bf…im 13 and i relly lyk dis guy who’s relly cute but i jst wana knw dis facts abt boys if its RELLY true or not..i hope dey are true!! :(… x

    • Sam

      90% are not

  • LoL

    lmfao

  • unknown

    my ex best friend asked me out wat shud i say

    • maggi

      Well im a girl, but still:
      I would say, that if you still like him, you should accept, but if not, you should tell him that no, because you can get his hopes high..
      But anyway, thats also a generalization! Could be its totally unappropriate

  • unknown

    my boyfriend always said i lov u does he mean it or is he just sayin it

  • mp2882

    im a guy and i was bored and i went to this website and i have three words for this…
    This Is Bull.

  • Sierra

    well i am a gurl, but i think that alot of this is true except for the one stating that our weight matters, nao i miself am a “smaller” gurl..around 115 lbs… but i have been told that if i gained a bit more then there would be nuthin wrong with it. i would be more self consious, but that dont mean that he would hate me. nao mi bf does say he lovves me all the time, he hasnt been with alot of ppl, and dosent mind the hair thing. i did anjoy reading this blog, i found it helpful, but not all of these statments r true. alot of guys dont mind gay guys, yes i woudl no this bc alot of mi guy friends have gay friends, and that woud be around 60% of them too. i encourage u to right more of these blogs, but recherch this topic more, i do think that u should right one on things that guys should know about girls. i thank u for ur time in reading this.

  • tori

    You guys are all dumb, and need to stop fighting over comments. Yeah, everyone has their opinions about this list, but keep it to yourselves, jeez. I think some of the things on this list are super sweet, but I also believe that this definitely doesn’t categorize all guys. Definitely not. But for the guys that do read this and then comment saying “some are true, and some aren’t”, tell us which ones are ACTUALLY true. please&thankyou. (:

  • Kkz

    My bf said many of these were largely true in most scenarios, but of course, always keeping in mind that these are only generalisations ^^

  • myself

    my BF keeps telling me to hold his hands…

  • myself

    i think my BF is gonna go red seeeing all these
    he doent actually allow me to touch his thing….but his hair…
    his hair is soft..he is cute…i like him ….hmmm … i love him

  • fgdsgdfgsd

    Not all of them are true. I think it depends on personality and different guys.

  • hannah

    now i now tylr armn liks me cuz he tries getin mi attentn by thrown pencis and he wrote kiss on mi journal i wondr if e was thinkin bout the band kiss but if he told anyone i like id nee him in the balls and never talk to a bastrd like that agn and i llllllllllloooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvve yur comments cuz tylrs hot and has a realy natral face and loves areopostale like me

  • Abigail

    for all of you saying that this is wrong.. i think that you should try to right one that you think is right instead of just talking about this one!!

  • Abigail

    “#88 If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.” What do you mean by let go??

  • wishien

    i just wanna know… if it is true if guyz weakest point is at the knee?? y?? i’ve been ask of these by my friends whom i had showed this blog.. despite from the fact i also like to know…(?)

  • Yeah

    To be completely honest this is complete crap, i’m a guy, and therefore i’m instantly homophobic ? No.

  • BT

    It hint that number 67 is wrong. I HATE to wear make-up

    • maggi

      I dont hate to wear it, but normally dont, and I think that if a guy doesnt find you pretty the way you looka and are, and even If you should wear too much, he doesnt deserve you!

  • Kayla

    I don’t think all guys “hate” Gays, that’s a little harsh. because the ones I know don’t. And Weight matters..? what is that supposed to mean? kind of rude. And For the thing you said about guys like girls who are like their moms…thats wierd. Sometimes moms are crazy.andd that is all.

  • Tori

    i’m a girl and you guys are mean! whoever wrote this was trying to enlighten us and was probably mainly talking about himself. he can’t please all of you so don’t blame a guy for trying!

  • Shae

    I’ve got to say, some of this is rubbish.

    But some of it is unique and quite true. ;D

  • Josh

    Umm… Some of it is true. Some isn’t and on a large amount of it.. I got extremely insulted….
    Some I agree with but others I was really insulted with. I was insulted by others but these are the main ones!

    19.Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands……yeh rite – watever
    (I love it when my gf touches my hand. I love holding hands with her…)

    24.Guys hate gays
    (Nope, I used to know a gay and I talked to him fine, was friends with him..)

    29.If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does
    (I tell my girl friend I love her all the time, and it is her that rarely says it…)

    34.No guy is bad when he is courting
    (I am XD)

    41.Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts. ……..sumtimes.
    (How shallow do you think I am :|)

    43.Guys virtually brag about anything
    (I… never brag… well… I never brag and actually mean it. I am very self consious and hate most about me so I never brag)

    47.Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!……very true.
    (Wouldn’t care if my gf gained loads of weight, as long as she looks after herself enough I am fine with that Again, I am not shallow)

    89.If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
    (So you are basically saying that the girls boy friend will NEVER love her more than her friends which is a boy, smart assumtion there)

    92.If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
    (Why the hell would you ask why, its a nice thing that a guy wants to do for you, if he does it then take the offer)

  • http://Www.aol.com Tommy

    Hey I’m a dude and does 22 actually work

  • gytred

    i hate you

  • Chelsea

    A lot of these are lies(:

  • jemzy

    to all the people saying these aren’t true:

    he made a mistake, the title should be “99 Facts about REAL Guys that Girls should know!”

    • Tori

      wise words :)

  • Tisha

    point 88 is so true once i askd my bf wt wu u do if i fell fer someone else an 4got bout u an he saidi wont say a thng an latr he expanded on it saying if ur commited ull neve leave me . i fell lyk crying

  • http://www.santafancydress.co.uk/ Richard

    Mate, it’s true guys go crazy over a girl’s smile. You get a girl who isn’t so good looking but can break out a beautiful smile and she can compete with the best!

  • Tobe

    Nice sh:t,.not all are true though especially 96,.cuz i luv wen a girl touches the black hair of the small man up in d middle.