Why is my girlfriend … Your questions answered.

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These questions are Google’s suggestions to “Why is my girlfriend …”.

Why is my girlfriend always mad at me?
Since you mentioned always, either your girlfriend is a bad one, or you’re a bad boyfriend. I can’t decide for you.

Why is my girlfriend unhappy?
You must have made her unhappy. Flowers might do the job.

Why is my girlfriend so mean?
Why are you asking me when you chose her? Dump her if you cannot accept that she’s so mean.

Why is my girlfriend crazy?
Crazy over you? I’m sure not.

Why is my girlfriend so moody?
Time of the month?

Why is my girlfriend ignoring me?
We’re human. We get emotional. Ask yourself: What have you done that caused her to ignore you.

Why is my girlfriend mean to me?
Remember what’s mentioned above? If she’s mean, that’s still fair. If she’s mean to you; Good luck.

Why is my girlfriend so fat?
I like this question. Most of the women I know never stop complaining that they’re fat. So if you are going to agree to them being fat, this is going to impact them a lot. You better think twice before asking this question.

Why is my girlfriend mad at me?
Question already answered above. To simplify, if you’ve done something wrong, I don’t see why your girlfriend shouldn’t be mad at you.

Why is my girlfriend so stupid?
Find a girlfriend smarter than you and she’ll start complaining that you’re stupid. Next, you’ll find her Googling for “Why is my boyfriend so stupid?”.

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  • http://www.amberstoychest.com Amber Smith

    LOL, Whoever said that the women are moody is because the men make them this way is completely right!!!

  • Ghost girl

    Since when are we the complicated ones huh LOOK IN THE MIRROR

  • Ghost girl

    Who ever wrote this is awesome

  • justin

    The best thing you could do for most woman,is be α Gεŋτℓεмαŋ sure not most girls like that but there are some that do.

  • nitin kumar yadav

    i have no girl friend

  • barbie

    women can b difficult @ times but so can men. Think a woman’s crazy….9 times out of 10 its b/c man made her that way

  • kay dog

    a.s. Sounds like u should let her breath too…

  • Alex Sherfick

    females in general are moody. Find a sweet girl, give it a couple years, she’ll turn out to be as mean as the last. They’re nuts… Don’t let them take guy time away, or you will kill each other…

    • Ghost girl

      :p

  • Kayli

    The “Why is my girlfriend unhappy?” is answered wrong. Something could’ve happened to her recently at school, at home, or something else. Ask her what’s wrong. If she doesn’t want to talk about, hug her and try to comfort her. It shows her you’re there for her, and that she can count on you.

  • Ayodeji

    Why do my girl flirt with other guys?

    • MissBelle

      She’s trying to see if you’ll show jealousy. It would make her feel that you care about her and don’t wanna lose her.

    • dove ambray

      Mybe he used to see you the same when she first meet you.

    • http://blahblah.com dove ambray

      Mybe he used to see you the same when she first meet you. If the girl feels that her guy really love her he doesnt have to flirt with someone else i guess.

  • http://www.valentinesgiftsformen.net Alethea

    Lol, that’s funny stuff. Crazy over you? I’m sure not – a little mean :-)

  • Michael tollett

    Can all girls give me advice of wat girls want at tollett_m@yahoo.com please I need help real bad

  • http://www.discountyogamat.net/ Darvin @ Discount Yoga Mat

    That’s pretty funny! I would never ask my girlfriend or anyone that knows my girlfriend these questions either!

    … I’m smarter than that… :-)

  • Ryan Sharp

    Corrections…

    biological=biologically

    (in reply to barbie)