Jul 15, 2007
10 lame reasons not to use a condom
Ten Facts why these are lame excuses not to use a condom…
Excuse: I don’t have any infections
Fact: Make sure it stays that way – use a condom every time you have sex
Excuse: I can’t find one that fits
Fact: Durex condoms can stretch to around 3 feet long and 18 inches wide – don’t boast!
Excuse: I have superb control
Fact: With a condom you don’t need to – accidents do happen and you can really get carried away by the passion of the moment
Excuse: Sex doesn’t feel as good
Fact: Using a condom stops those niggling worries about pregnancy or STIs – great sex is safer sex
Excuse: Condoms cut off my circulation
Fact: Durex condoms can hold 40 litres of air – more inflated than your ego!
Excuse: If you love me you wouldn’t ask me to wear one
Fact: If you loved me you’d protect me
Excuse: They smell terrible
Fact: Not any more – they’re virtually odour free
Excuse: They spoil the mood
Fact: Get your partner to put it on for you – using a condom can add a bit of spice to your foreplay
Excuse: I’m too embarrassed to use one
Fact: It’s easier to talk openly about condoms and safer sex before things start happening
Excuse: I’ve already had and been cured of an STI, I can’t catch it again
Fact: Yes you can – always protect yourself and your partner with a condom
Source: durex.com
Category: So random!
Tagged: accidents, AIDS, circulation, durex_condoms, ego, embarrassed, excuse, foreplay, great_sex, lame_excuses, odour, safer_sex, sex, spice, STI, using_a_condom
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Hi Felix,
My name is Tom Rowson and I am currently writing my disertation on condom use in young males. I have a copy of the ‘10 lame reasons’ published by Durex and wish to reference this source in my bibliogrpahy. However Im having trouble finding the source online to find the year it was published. Would you be able to help me with this?
I would greatly appreciate your help and I’d be happy to send you a copy of my work when it is finished as I feel you may find it interesting.
Kind Regards
Tom Rowson