Shareware/Trial/Demo - Usually sharewares expire in 30 days. The 30 days is the honeymoom period. A girl is usually considered a trialware until honeymoon period is over. Oh, yes, during the demo period, not all functions are enabled and you might see “nag” screens.

Spyware - A woman who enter your life without your permission and you won’t notice her until your friends ask you about her.

Freeware - A freeware in this case would mean that when out with the girl, she’ll pay for her share and you’ve just gotta pay for your own.

Opensource (Freedom software) - You want freedom as much as she can give. That means you manage her more than she manages you. She’s willing to let you change her (to a certain extent) and still performs what she has to. This kind of relationship can be quite challenging if you’re not able to edit her the right way; compilation errors can lead to break ups.

Public domain software - A girl who flirts and sleeps around with everyone. She belongs to everyone.

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Pay Per Use (Like arcade games, run by tokens) - You pay for each game. This applies to prostitutes only.

Correct me if I’m wrong, readers!




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