Q: I am hated by everyone.. But yet i get applaud when they see me.. What am I?
A: Mosquito

Q: When does today come before yesterday?
A: In a dictionary

Q: I’m thin and long.. Hot at top but cold at the bottom.. Will not ignite will lit. Deadly in the hands of man and never fails to blow.. What am I?
A: Cigarette

Q: He who makes it needs it not.. He who buys it uses it not.. And he who uses it sees and feels it not.. What is it..
A: A coffin

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