The Bro Code is a living document which such is not yet publicly available in an unabridged volume. The original document is housed in a non-disclosed location, two stories beneath sea level in a vacuum-sealed bulletproof chamber. Re-printed here is a sampling of some of her articles. Learn. Live. Enjoy.

ARTICLE 1:
Bros before hoes. I cannot stress this enough. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.

ARTICLE 2:
Never drink the last beer, unless you’ve been granted specific permission that it’s OK

These questions are Google’s suggestions to “Why is my girlfriend …”.

Why is my girlfriend always mad at me?
Since you mentioned always, either your girlfriend is a bad one, or you’re a bad boyfriend. I can’t decide for you.

Why is my girlfriend unhappy?
You must have made her unhappy. Flowers might do the job.

Why is my girlfriend so mean?
Why are you asking me when you chose her? Dump her if you cannot accept that she’s so mean.

Why is my girlfriend crazy?
Crazy over you? I’m sure not.

Why is my girlfriend so moody?
Time of the month?

Why is my girlfriend ignoring me?
We’re human. We get emotional. Ask yourself: What have you done that caused her to ignore you.

Why is my girlfriend mean to me?
Remember what’s mentioned above? If she’s mean, that’s still fair. If she’s mean to you; Good luck.

Why is my girlfriend so fat?
I like this question. Most of the women I know never stop complaining that they’re fat. So if you are going to agree to them being fat, this is going to impact them a lot. You better think twice before asking this question.

Why is my girlfriend mad at me?
Question already answered above. To simplify, if you’ve done something wrong, I don’t see why your girlfriend shouldn’t be mad at you.

Why is my girlfriend so stupid?
Find a girlfriend smarter than you and she’ll start complaining that you’re stupid. Next, you’ll find her Googling for “Why is my boyfriend so stupid?”.

I’ve got more relationship tips over at the following two articles- 31 ways to make a girl smile (: 45 Things a girl wants but will NOT ask for!
. Check them out!

There are so many stages to a relationship. Simplifying it, I’d say – during courtship, in a relationship and after marriage. This article shall cover what’s before/during courtship! Pretty sure this will very much benefit you. Read on.

How do I choose?

Not surprising when people ask this. So many people in the world, but who do I choose?

What do you expect from your partner? Expectation is the #1 killer, thus I firmly believe in getting your expectations right, maybe lowering it. If you think you’ve got too high expectations and cannot find a girl that’s suitable, lower them a little. Or perhaps, you haven’t met the right one.

What can your partner expect from you? It’s good to know what you can be giving. Everyone expects different kind of treatment and different amount of attention. Do ask yourself how much you can give.

Who can I choose?

Almost anyone. It’s all up to you to make your choice of who you want to fall in love with. However, I’m not a risk taker when it comes to risking my friends for a relationship which has risks.

Personally, I just try not to fall in love with a good friend unless I understand her so well and know that, if one day the relationship doesn’t work out, we’ll still be friends. If not, you’re going to lose a friend — a good one!

You may not want to choose someone who has too much close mutual friends too. The problem here is – when you both fail to work out, your friends will be the one getting the shit.

Do I fall in love with the person first, or do I know the person better first then decide if I should love?

Both are fine, but I’d prefer to know a person better before I start courtship. Here’s my explanation – you won’t wanna waste your precious wooing, and knowing the person at the same time. You might find out that he/she’s not the one you’re looking for. Why the hurry then?

Tips please!

You’d need to read:

• 99 Facts about Guys that Girls should know!
• 31 ways to make a girl smile (: (2,157 views)
• How to Know If A Guy Likes You
• How to tell if a girl is NOT interested in you

If you need additional help, contact me!

It doesn’t matter whether she’s your girlfriend, girl you’re after, or your wife.. Here are a few tips to make a girl (in general) happier.

1. Be true to her. The truth might hurt, but when she finds out you’re lying, it’s worse.
2. Love what/who she loves. How can her little puppy at home be irritating?
3. Spend quality time with her! She wants your full attention.
   
4. If you’re really that busy, give her a call when you can.
5. If you’re not even free to make a call, or cannot call during working hours, a text message warms her heart as well.
6. Hold her hands in public. Be proud of her!
7. Hug her! Hugs are stronger than kisses.
8. Kiss her more, of course.
9. Don’t sweet talk. Say nice things to her but make sure they’re always true!
10. Respect her.
11. Listen to her. Spend some time everyday listening to what she has got to say!
12. Gifts! It doesn’t have to be any special day. Neither has it gotta be expensive.
    • Flowers - they love it.
    • Soft toys – if she’s not allergic, why not?
13. Get to know her friends. Especially the people she mix around.
14. Remember the anniversaries. Men often time forget these dates. It’s time you have an organiser to remember them.
15. Care for her. Who doesn’t need some care?
16. Tell her you love her. Simple 3 words “I love you” isn’t so hard to say, right?
17. Send her a text and say good morning. She’ll feel good to see her boyfriend’s text early in the morning. It might wake her up, but she’ll still smile.
18. Buy her her favourite food. Not hard right? How about dining at her favourite restaurant?
19. Drop some vocabulary – such as ‘old’, ‘fat’, ‘ugly’. If you love her, these few words shouldn’t exist in your dictionary.
20. Praise her. Be it a great job done, nice make up or a nice dress she wore, she’ll be happy.
21. Compromise! She loves it but you’re not having pasta everyday, are you?
22. Let her feel loved (on bed). She needs good sex as much as you do. Do I still need to elaborate?
23. Sing her a song. Just a verse would be good.
24. Share a joke with her. Laughing is the best medicine.
25. Be romantic. The beach and the stars? The park and the bench?
26. Don’t mention your ex-girlfriends. She hates it.
27. Don’t compare her with other girls. I know Jamie was good at this but every girl is different. Accept it. Move on.
28. Surprise her. Who doesn’t like surprises?
29. Massage her. She’ll feel you care.
30. Don’t quarrel over anything. Discuss about it. Problems can be solved with discussion.

The points above can be summarised: Spend optimum time, Buy some gifts, Love and care for her and give her more attention. That’s about all.

How do you ususually make your girlfriend happier? Any tips to share?

Will and have to keeonp this entry short and sweet. Currently having my mud mask on my face, so I have to complete this entry within the next 10 minutes.

I spent my last 5 minutes paying for my VPS for this coming month. Kinda happy with the service I got for the VPS – priced at US$40 monthly. Oh yah, 3 months ago, I named the first IP after my girlfriend, VIP – Very Important Princess.

Ok, just washed off the mask. I never fail to take more than 15 minutes to write an entry. I’ll probably take another 25 minutes to write this.

I don’t remember myself writing about how I spent my days and weeks recently.  Life has been good. Other than spending one or two evenings with my girl, I’ll spend them with my friends or my dear computer at work.

I met up with my dear friend James on Monday to pass him some apps for his new aCer laptop. I hope he won’t regret buying an aCer laptop – ultra bad quality (i.e requires frequent visits to service centre). Mhm, maybe my luck isn’t good. But good luck. We had tasty dinner at the ‘cheapest‘ Japanese food restaurant at Clementi.

Some work was going to be due the next day, so I stayed back at office on Tuesday. I had dinner with 6 other colleagues at a Thai & Chinese restaurant over at City Hall before officially starting OT. It was tiring to work, but no choice. Afterall, I’m used to coding after sunsetsâ„¢. =)

Wednesday was a fine day. Work concluded at 6.45 for a ‘karaoke gathering’ with colleagues. 11 of us in total so don’t expect a list of 11 names over here. With my five (six, actally) senses, I ..

• .. am kinda certain that Michelle & hubby loves to sing.
• .. feel that Sun Yi and Sam should start a band and start singing instead of coding.
• .. see the shy side of Melissa. My first time seeing someone’s face turning red as fast as mine.
• .. ‘mother’ aka Jasleen’s voice is super-duper sweet!
• .. love singing too. =) 

We went for nice Chinese (四川) food after the k-session. 口水鸡 was ultra spicy. I admit  and don’t like spicy food and I don’t take much.

I’m taking too long.

Watched the Bee Movie with my boyfriend and his brother. Quite a nice cartoon. I got back my favourite BLUE iPod from Virginia before the movie. Had dinner at my boy’s place. We walked around causeway point after dinner.

Today. Just another Friday. Lots of work. Blew my nose many many times (usually when I feel stressed). Lunch with Gary, Junze, 2 Melissas and Val. Ate nothing during tea time coz I was too busy.

Back home. Home sweet home!

I took 1 hour and 10 minutes to write this entry. Brain cells were killed during the process. Actually I didn’t take so long to write, maybe 70% of it. 30% was spent on Facebook and other websites.

Good night.