I seriously don’t understand how other men visit the toilet.

I will often be pissed off when I enter a cubicle and I see the whole toilet dirty. They just cannot aim well (Not to mention some cannot shit well). So, after practicing for over 10 years (daily!) and still cannot aim well? Worse thing is some people who can’t aim are as old as 50-60! I’m not blaming them for their bad eyesight at their age though.

Why not let’s push the blame to youngsters? A step by step guide to using the toilet?

To urinate in a cubicle 

1. Lock the door.
2. Now, unzip your pants. You do not have to unbuckle your pants’ button if you don’t see a need. I usually do coz it’s more comfortable.
3. Stand in position. You can stand on the tiles as provided or just somewhere comfortable. Stand closer to the toilet bowl. This is to prevent your urine from dripping everywhere. (Refer to picture above)
4. Ok, now serious. Pull down your underwear to expose your private part. Very simple step.
5. Step 4 onwards, most men cannot handle it well. Practice makes perfect though. Now, hold your dick with your left hand (or right hand. It’s your choice.) and aim first. I SAID AIM FIRST.
6. Now that you’re sure that your urine will be shot at the right spot? Start urinating.
7. After you’re done, zip up and don’t leave first.
8. Flush water. Lots of people miss this step out. Have some manners please. 

Next

• Practice this a few times daily.
• Drink more water to have more chances.
• Try different angles and different positions
• Don’t give up.

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Hope this guide is helpful for you.