Let us do the birds friend.

Shouldn’t it be

“Let us be the friends of birds”?

Instead of asking me to do a bird? Heh.

General Musharraf, Dr Mahathir, Gloria Arroyo & Lee Kuan Yew were sitting in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark for the next 8 seconds.Suddenly there is a loud kissing sound and then a slap !The train comes out of the tunnel.

Arroyo and Musharraf are seated across each other, both looking perplexed.
Mahathir, seated across LKY, is bent over holding his face, which is very red from an apparent big slap.

All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Musharraf is thinking : ‘ These Malaysians are all crazy after Arroyo. Mahathir must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him ! ‘

Arroyo is thinking : ‘ Mahathir must have moved to kiss me,
but kissed Musharraf instead and got slapped. ‘

Mahathir is thinking : ‘ Damn it, Musharraf must have tried to kiss Arroyo ;
she thought it was me and slapped me instead. Shit !! ‘

Lee Kuan Yew is thinking : ‘ If this train goes through one more tunnel,
I could make another kissing sound and slap Mahathir again !! ‘

Note: These names are fictional and don’t be too serious about it. I copied this from somewhere online and I’m not responsible for the content.

HELP HIM! He’s looking for a girlfriend! Pass this link to your friends so he can find a girlfriend fast!

Soon, you’ll see the reason why it has to find a girlfriend. I don’t think I have to further introduce it. You’ve seen him on TV for some reasons, like getting paid to entertain a lady whom we know (and many people commented that they’re damn compatible – one likes to b*tch about everything and one needs attention).

Husband working abroad wrote to his wife

This clip is in hokkien. If you do not understand hokkien, maybe you won’t find it funny.

Again two [same] teenagers went to disturb an uncle at a coffee shop, “Number One Coffee Shop”.

audio:http://felixker.com/wp-content/c6365fb3f7a3ae81b0237e5297944c16.mp3