The Bro Code is a living document which such is not yet publicly available in an unabridged volume. The original document is housed in a non-disclosed location, two stories beneath sea level in a vacuum-sealed bulletproof chamber. Re-printed here is a sampling of some of her articles. Learn. Live. Enjoy.

ARTICLE 1:
Bros before hoes. I cannot stress this enough. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.

ARTICLE 2:
Never drink the last beer, unless you’ve been granted specific permission that it’s OK

These questions are Google’s suggestions to “Why is my girlfriend …”.

Why is my girlfriend always mad at me?
Since you mentioned always, either your girlfriend is a bad one, or you’re a bad boyfriend. I can’t decide for you.

Why is my girlfriend unhappy?
You must have made her unhappy. Flowers might do the job.

Why is my girlfriend so mean?
Why are you asking me when you chose her? Dump her if you cannot accept that she’s so mean.

Why is my girlfriend crazy?
Crazy over you? I’m sure not.

Why is my girlfriend so moody?
Time of the month?

Why is my girlfriend ignoring me?
We’re human. We get emotional. Ask yourself: What have you done that caused her to ignore you.

Why is my girlfriend mean to me?
Remember what’s mentioned above? If she’s mean, that’s still fair. If she’s mean to you; Good luck.

Why is my girlfriend so fat?
I like this question. Most of the women I know never stop complaining that they’re fat. So if you are going to agree to them being fat, this is going to impact them a lot. You better think twice before asking this question.

Why is my girlfriend mad at me?
Question already answered above. To simplify, if you’ve done something wrong, I don’t see why your girlfriend shouldn’t be mad at you.

Why is my girlfriend so stupid?
Find a girlfriend smarter than you and she’ll start complaining that you’re stupid. Next, you’ll find her Googling for “Why is my boyfriend so stupid?”.

I’ve got more relationship tips over at the following two articles- 31 ways to make a girl smile (: 45 Things a girl wants but will NOT ask for!
. Check them out!

There are so many stages to a relationship. Simplifying it, I’d say – during courtship, in a relationship and after marriage. This article shall cover what’s before/during courtship! Pretty sure this will very much benefit you. Read on.

How do I choose?

Not surprising when people ask this. So many people in the world, but who do I choose?

What do you expect from your partner? Expectation is the #1 killer, thus I firmly believe in getting your expectations right, maybe lowering it. If you think you’ve got too high expectations and cannot find a girl that’s suitable, lower them a little. Or perhaps, you haven’t met the right one.

What can your partner expect from you? It’s good to know what you can be giving. Everyone expects different kind of treatment and different amount of attention. Do ask yourself how much you can give.

Who can I choose?

Almost anyone. It’s all up to you to make your choice of who you want to fall in love with. However, I’m not a risk taker when it comes to risking my friends for a relationship which has risks.

Personally, I just try not to fall in love with a good friend unless I understand her so well and know that, if one day the relationship doesn’t work out, we’ll still be friends. If not, you’re going to lose a friend — a good one!

You may not want to choose someone who has too much close mutual friends too. The problem here is – when you both fail to work out, your friends will be the one getting the shit.

Do I fall in love with the person first, or do I know the person better first then decide if I should love?

Both are fine, but I’d prefer to know a person better before I start courtship. Here’s my explanation – you won’t wanna waste your precious wooing, and knowing the person at the same time. You might find out that he/she’s not the one you’re looking for. Why the hurry then?

Tips please!

You’d need to read:

• 99 Facts about Guys that Girls should know!
• 31 ways to make a girl smile (: (2,157 views)
• How to Know If A Guy Likes You
• How to tell if a girl is NOT interested in you

If you need additional help, contact me!

It doesn’t matter whether she’s your girlfriend, girl you’re after, or your wife.. Here are a few tips to make a girl (in general) happier.

1. Be true to her. The truth might hurt, but when she finds out you’re lying, it’s worse.
2. Love what/who she loves. How can her little puppy at home be irritating?
3. Spend quality time with her! She wants your full attention.
   
4. If you’re really that busy, give her a call when you can.
5. If you’re not even free to make a call, or cannot call during working hours, a text message warms her heart as well.
6. Hold her hands in public. Be proud of her!
7. Hug her! Hugs are stronger than kisses.
8. Kiss her more, of course.
9. Don’t sweet talk. Say nice things to her but make sure they’re always true!
10. Respect her.
11. Listen to her. Spend some time everyday listening to what she has got to say!
12. Gifts! It doesn’t have to be any special day. Neither has it gotta be expensive.
    • Flowers - they love it.
    • Soft toys – if she’s not allergic, why not?
13. Get to know her friends. Especially the people she mix around.
14. Remember the anniversaries. Men often time forget these dates. It’s time you have an organiser to remember them.
15. Care for her. Who doesn’t need some care?
16. Tell her you love her. Simple 3 words “I love you” isn’t so hard to say, right?
17. Send her a text and say good morning. She’ll feel good to see her boyfriend’s text early in the morning. It might wake her up, but she’ll still smile.
18. Buy her her favourite food. Not hard right? How about dining at her favourite restaurant?
19. Drop some vocabulary – such as ‘old’, ‘fat’, ‘ugly’. If you love her, these few words shouldn’t exist in your dictionary.
20. Praise her. Be it a great job done, nice make up or a nice dress she wore, she’ll be happy.
21. Compromise! She loves it but you’re not having pasta everyday, are you?
22. Let her feel loved (on bed). She needs good sex as much as you do. Do I still need to elaborate?
23. Sing her a song. Just a verse would be good.
24. Share a joke with her. Laughing is the best medicine.
25. Be romantic. The beach and the stars? The park and the bench?
26. Don’t mention your ex-girlfriends. She hates it.
27. Don’t compare her with other girls. I know Jamie was good at this but every girl is different. Accept it. Move on.
28. Surprise her. Who doesn’t like surprises?
29. Massage her. She’ll feel you care.
30. Don’t quarrel over anything. Discuss about it. Problems can be solved with discussion.

The points above can be summarised: Spend optimum time, Buy some gifts, Love and care for her and give her more attention. That’s about all.

How do you ususually make your girlfriend happier? Any tips to share?

This article here is written a little too late for 2009. Maybe you can apply this for Valentine’s Day 2010.

On this day usually couples would specially meet up for a special valentine’s day meal and maybe some programs after that. Usually on this day movie tickets will be sold out too.

You ask. I’m broke (or I’m saving up to marry her soon), what can I do?

You should actually tell her about your financial status (be honest about it!). Pretty sure she won’t feel disappointed since a relationship isn’t a 1-person thing.

I would suggest that you can actually spend the day at home. Think about the ways you can manupulate with my idea and make it better. I’ve just got a very rough idea.

1. Spend the afternoon shopping for something to cook for dinner. How about preparing Fish & Chips or steak since it isn’t at all hard to prepare? Further more, they wouldn’t cost much.
2. Preparing for dinner together would definitely bring you together. Don’t you find it sweet to be able to prepare food together?
3. It’s not weird to have dinner with your parents on Valentine’s Day. Prepare a share for your parents too!
4. Now do wash the pots, pans and plates together. Blow foam on each other.
5. (After this) You might want to shower (together?). I’ll pass this since my blog is suitable for the general public.
6. If you’ve got DVDs, you can both watch a movie together and enjoy some soda (or even ice cream).  If not, download Joost and start watching some interesting programs lined up for you. Veoh isn’t a bad choice for videos too! We saved you $20 for movie tickets. Why not donate them to our paypal account? ([email protected])
7. What’s next, its up to you.

What I got above is a very brief idea that can really save you lots yet let your partner feel important.

Hey Felix, I’m not on a budget, but I’m out of ideas.

No matter where you are, I’ve got ideas for you. It’s how you make it possible.

• Spend some time doing community service, such as helping out at an old folks’ home or orphanage. That’s a way of sharing your love with the less fortunate. (This idea is highly recommended by felixker.com)
• Book a hotel room. I would suggest that you a room on the high level. I don’t remember hotels having any restrictions against outside food in your room. Bring back food from anywhere. You’re free to dine on the bed or at the tables. It’s your room for the day and night! If you’re celebrating with your bunch of friends, this would be a good idea too. Most rooms should have a small bar with a fridge, so you can have your beer/wine chilled. The only problem is you’ve got to keep the noise level down.
• Have a family car (7-8 seater preferred!)? A 7-8 seater would have 3 rows of seats. You can both park the car somewhere and sit together at the second row having your romantic meal. Since most family cars are specious, you can enjoy romantic music (or if there’s DVD/TV, it would be better!).
• Pamper your partner with a massage and facial session. The both of you can spend 2-3 hours at the massage parlour or beauty salon together. This is a good time to relax together.
• You’re both gamers? Why not spend a few hours at a cyber cafe. Play a team game together which can improve your relationship. What’s better than protecting your own loved one?

Look, the possibilities of having a wonderful and romantic day with your loved ones are almost unlimited whether you’re rich or not. All you need is your own originality. Think out of the box. Do something that you wouldn’t do on normal days.

READ ON

Personally, I think you should be sweet to your loved ones everyday. Valtentine’s Day has become a very commercialised day. Prices of flowers, gifts and dinner got jacked up for this special day.

It’s Valentine’s Day everyday!