Ten Facts why these are lame excuses not to use a condom...
Excuse: I don't have any infections
Fact: Make sure it stays that way - use a condom every time you have sex
Excuse: I can't find one that fits
Fact: Durex condoms can stretch to around 3 feet long and 18 inches wide - don't boast!
Excuse: I have superb control
Fact: With a condom you don't need to - accidents do happen and you can really get carried away by the passion of the moment
Excuse: Sex doesn't feel as good
Fact: Using a condom stops those niggling worries about pregnancy or STIs - great ...
Tags: accidents, AIDS, circulation, durex_condoms, ego, embarrassed, excuse, foreplay, great_sex, lame_excuses, odour, safer_sex, sex, spice, STI, using_a_condom
Written by Felix Ker on July 15th, 2007 with no comments.
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